The Waffles Window

Oh wonderful wonderful Steam!
Oh wonderful wonderful Steam!
Oh your games and your sales and communities too!
Oh wonderful wonderful Steam!
Oh wonderful wonderful Steam!
Oh wonderful wonderful Steam, it will set you free!
Oh wonderful wonderful Steam!

Actually not.

Imagine, a teen, in the throes of awkwardness, with a Kanohi Zatth on his badge. He responds to Pablo and he has a general squeakiness of voice.

That isn't me, that will be my host. I will be the parasitic lifeform taking over. He will probably be carrying a phone. I will be there.

Speak to the iPad.

Then SMASH IT.

Guys, I'm sorry about what happened today. I was thinking about my actions, and I began to feel bad about what I had done. These things really affect me, since they do to my friends, and I have had an uncomfortable feeling ever since. Guys, I feel bad.. Palms are sweaty. Knees weak, arms are heavy. Vomit on my sweater already Mom's spaghetti

• Discrete Firearm
• Silver Bullet x2 + 1 extra
• Garlic x1 bagful
• Wooden Stake x2
• Holy/Heavy Water x1 gallon
• Nerf Super Soakers (for Holy/Heavy Water)
• Axe (for Beheading)
• Axe Spray (to Induce Migraines)
• Professional Knocker-Offer Team (as Requested by LM)

Okay guys, we're set.

NOOOO GUYS IVE ALREADY DONE EVERYTHING IN LIFE I MUST DO AND NOW I MUST DIIIIIEEEEEE

It is possible to purchase custom made 13-foot tall mech for a paltry $1.3 million. And it has a phone inside.

We live in amazing times.

Yesterday, at the local carwash, my pulse sky-rocketed by what I saw: The entire sign describing the pricing, in Comic Sans.

Comic Sans, as you know, is the most horrid abomination known to man. Even worse than the community of Minecraft fans less than 10 years old. Or the Portal ans that endlessly say: "The cake is a lie"

Whether you be a graphic designer, a font-maker, a web designer, a man of internet, or just, somebody condemned to be alive on this horrid plan of existence, you have encountered this plague before.

So I propose a partial solution.

A comic sans shaming website.

On this site, victims of CS can (if they are still capable of doing so) photograph the incident. Then, they can upload the offending image to the website, and specify the coordinates of the font crime on a map. Then, people can shame these offenders, and perhaps as more functionality is added, automatically send them cease-and-desist letters. Or do a citizen's arrest.

I will be attending BrickFair this year!

But not in Virginia.

This is part of a last minute project that I wish to arrange with BrickFair'ers and the general BZP society. I suggest, that attendess at BrickFair, bring their mobile devices, and conduct video chats with other BZPers who are not present there. If they have a bit of time, the BFers (lol Beefers) can give tours and act as robots obedient to the will of the people who are remotely connected.

=P

So, who, going to BrickFair is willing to offer this service/slavery? And who wants to attend through the powers of telepresence?

Those Giving Up Thier Individuality

• Pabs

Those Assuming Control

• Waffles

In case you're wondering, this is serious, I just couldn't resist making a joke about it.

Also, if you wish to have a certain person to act as your host, feel free to specify as you sign up in the comments section.

In our heart.

Actually no, nor in our minds, nor in barrels of lard.

In the July 21st-July 27th issue of The Economist, which to my knowledge is the most recent. I know it's a political magazine, but I felt like pointing this out, because I think it's relevant to LEGO, but if any staff have objections, please tell me. (Because just deleting/drafting the entry leaves me clueless, but I'll be happy to change anything here.)

On page 70, in the Books and arts section, there is an article, Isatiable Longing. Read it if you want to, it's not important.

Above is a picture of a young boy, looking in awe in a store at shelves of his favorite toys.

BIONICLE.



On a side note, what's are warning points?

As my departure from BZPower and the establishemnt of my new identity is nearly complete, I felt compelled to sojourn to my old blog that I payed with my sweat, tears, and birthday money.

To inform you guys of this.

http://essaytyper.com/

I can die well now
Knowing that the day has passed
And it might not be forgotten

(1336+1)% of π is 42

Political discussion is not permitted on BZPower. -B6

Guys, we can make this happen!

Friday