You see This beautiful creature?
That's Mezco's iconic, and EXCLUSIVE Walter White action figure with Los Pollos Hermanos slip cover and accessories from the much talked about episode of Breaking Bad "The Fly".
And you better believe I need that figure like I need to breathe.
That said, I'd really rather not pay the eighty dollars it's going for on Ebay right now. If one you cool kids is going and would be willing to pick this sucker up for me, I'd be more than willing to compensate and throw in a little extra for your trouble.
What do ya say. Do it for your pal Rayg? Trust me, you and I will make a lot fo money together...and I assure you, I am very discrete.
Meet the ALIEN HUNTERSTM. An elite team of figs who are determined to fight the xenomenace wherever it hides!
ABE ARIATM is the youngest member of the team, and hes always ready to fly headfirst into action! If his brash attitude gets him in his trouble, his BLASTERAYTM will get him out of it just as fast! His super powered rocketpack is capable of jettisoning him into orbit, where he can take the fight against the aliens into their own backyard.
BURT BALLADTM is the muscle of the team, but this giants no dope! When hes not using his bulk to flatten the alien filth in his path, he is studying the best way to develop the latest in SPACE SHIFTTM travel technology. His special lens lets him see parallel dimensions, to find out where the aliens are coming from!
GARY GLEETM is anything but - hes never said a word. This silent guardian uses his NEOBLADETM to make his point. This mysterious warrior is totally dedicated to the eradication of any xenoactivity. Just dont get on his bad side, or ###### make sure youre next to get diced!
Don DIRGETM is a small package that packs a huge punch. The teams sniper, Don uses his tiny frame to hide and pick off targets from a distance - and hes the most accurate shot there is. Aliens wont stand a chance when his BIOSCOPIC EYETM finds them. Just watch out for his explosive temper - especially if you bring up his height!
E-7UDETM is the cybernetic C████████ ███ ███ ALIEN HUNTERTM team. His programming is ██ ██████ the team in their efforts ██ eradicate the █████ menace, in a peaceful ███████ that includes duties as team medic. Programmed ███ loyalty, if you ████ trust E-7UDE, you cant trust anyone.
ZIA ZEALTM is a rebellious fighter who knows that the odds are stacked against her. As the only female member of the ALIEN HUNTERTM team, she never allows herself a moment of weakness. She fights twice as hard as her teammates, even dual wielding her trademark ZAPCTIONTM GUNS. She hopes to one day be the leader of the team, and wont let anything get in the way of her ambitions.
ABE ARIA, BURT BALLAD, GARY GLEE, DON DIRGE, E-7UDE, ZIA ZEAL and the ALIEN HUNTER brand are registered trademarks of the LEGO/ROYAL MARKETING CONGLOMERATION.
Stay tuned for more exciting information about the ALIEN HUNTER team!
I've always had a love/hate relationship with april fools. The entire point is to make people truly believe something has taken place, which I find incredibly fun - yet it's become such a commonly attempted thing that very few people do it right. They just take a sledgehammer to an operation that requires the subtle cut of a surgical blade. For example, everyone has grown wary to the ordinary "big announcement" coming out on april 1st. Oh look! Google has smellovision now. And don't forget that BZP owns Lego. Simple stuff, and easily seen through.
But let me ask this. Is not the best prank one which fools you? And wouldn't making a real announcement on this ludicrous date fill that exact quota? It's the sort of thing I would do, were I in charge of certain site pranks. You'd be utterly convinced it was not real.
Egg. Alllll over your face.
So ask any of these nerds things. Pretty much everyone's gonna know who everyone is at this point
For reference, the list:
IrritableRevenant: Ray: Me (??)
GlamGuitarist: Andrew: Smeagol4
MoochyMensch: Hannah: LehvakLah
TechnicalDropout: Brian: Makaru
PassiveInfiltrator: SHOOSHPAP: NAK NAK NAK
CardinalPuffin: MINIONS: WHIP WHIP WHIP
GraphicalPerfectionist: Totes: Mcgoats
WarwornArbalast: WHAT IS BZP???
I guess what I'm asking is, how much fun on a scale of 1-10 would this be for you guys. And I mean like, you guys the real members not just the people helping me out, much as I love you guys.
Also I mean questions about BZP and how stupid those old quote boxes were and fun stuff like that, not necessarily the comic.
Also here's a picture I drew.
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