Rayg's contents, under pressure.

Meet the ALIEN HUNTERS^TM. An elite team of figs who are determined to fight the xenomenace wherever it hides!



ABE ARIA^TM is the youngest member of the team, and hes always ready to fly headfirst into action! If his brash attitude gets him in his trouble, his BLASTERAY^TM will get him out of it just as fast! His super powered rocketpack is capable of jettisoning him into orbit, where he can take the fight against the aliens into their own backyard.



BURT BALLAD^TM is the muscle of the team, but this giants no dope! When hes not using his bulk to flatten the alien filth in his path, he is studying the best way to develop the latest in SPACE SHIFT^TM travel technology. His special lens lets him see parallel dimensions, to find out where the aliens are coming from!



GARY GLEE^TM is anything but - hes never said a word. This silent guardian uses his NEOBLADE^TM to make his point. This mysterious warrior is totally dedicated to the eradication of any xenoactivity. Just dont get on his bad side, or ###### make sure youre next to get diced!



Don DIRGE^TM is a small package that packs a huge punch. The teams sniper, Don uses his tiny frame to hide and pick off targets from a distance - and hes the most accurate shot there is. Aliens wont stand a chance when his BIOSCOPIC EYE^TM finds them. Just watch out for his explosive temper - especially if you bring up his height!



E-7UDE^TM is the cybernetic C████████ ███ ███ ALIEN HUNTER^TM team. His programming is ██ ██████ the team in their efforts ██ eradicate the █████ menace, in a peaceful ███████ that includes duties as team medic. Programmed ███ loyalty, if you ████ trust E-7UDE, you cant trust anyone.



ZIA ZEAL^TM is a rebellious fighter who knows that the odds are stacked against her. As the only female member of the ALIEN HUNTER^TM team, she never allows herself a moment of weakness. She fights twice as hard as her teammates, even dual wielding her trademark ZAPCTION^TM GUNS. She hopes to one day be the leader of the team, and wont let anything get in the way of her ambitions.

ABE ARIA, BURT BALLAD, GARY GLEE, DON DIRGE, E-7UDE, ZIA ZEAL and the ALIEN HUNTER brand are registered trademarks of the LEGO/ROYAL MARKETING CONGLOMERATION.

Stay tuned for more exciting information about the ALIEN HUNTER team!

So we had a pretty big update today.







Cool Things are happening!

Not to spoil anything, but a certain sweet new ride for Ray demands christening! Help choose the name from our fine selection, and the winner shall forever be enshrined on its hull.

If you haven't seen the announcement
 
I've always had a love/hate relationship with april fools. The entire point is to make people truly believe something has taken place, which I find incredibly fun - yet it's become such a commonly attempted thing that very few people do it right. They just take a sledgehammer to an operation that requires the subtle cut of a surgical blade. For example, everyone has grown wary to the ordinary "big announcement" coming out on april 1st. Oh look! Google has smellovision now. And don't forget that BZP owns Lego. Simple stuff, and easily seen through.
 
But let me ask this. Is not the best prank one which fools you? And wouldn't making a real announcement on this ludicrous date fill that exact quota? It's the sort of thing I would do, were I in charge of certain site pranks. You'd be utterly convinced it was not real.
 
And then.
 
Egg. Alllll over your face.

 
Our latest update, two days before the one year anniversary of BZPStuck, is a minute and a half long flash animation with special guest music from member Reznas!

Stay tuned, we've got more cool stuff coming up very soon.

Hey hey guys, you know how you don't listen to the powercast?

WELL GUESS WHAT THAT'S ABOUT TO CHANGE.

WE DID A SEGMENT ABOUT BZPSTUCK

It features pretty much the most hilarious people on the site, and also I'm there, so that's neat!

So I don't know if anyone actually wants to do this, but never let it be said that I require the approval of others to make my ideas reality.
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
So ask any of these nerds things. Pretty much everyone's gonna know who everyone is at this point
 
For reference, the list:
 
 
IrritableRevenant: Ray: Me (??)
 
GlamGuitarist: Andrew: Smeagol4
 
MoochyMensch: Hannah: LehvakLah
 
TechnicalDropout: Brian: Makaru
 
PassiveInfiltrator: SHOOSHPAP: NAK NAK NAK
 
CardinalPuffin: MINIONS: WHIP WHIP WHIP
 
GraphicalPerfectionist: Totes: Mcgoats
 
WarwornArbalast: WHAT IS BZP???

Hey, so you know that thing on the internet where cartoon characters answer questions sometimes and everyone has a lot of fun? What if I did something like that with the cast of BZPStuck (and I mean the full cast, not just who has been introduced so far.)

I guess what I'm asking is, how much fun on a scale of 1-10 would this be for you guys. And I mean like, you guys the real members not just the people helping me out, much as I love you guys.

Also I mean questions about BZP and how stupid those old quote boxes were and fun stuff like that, not necessarily the comic.

Also here's a picture I drew.

By which I mean, if you don't click here, I'll suffer the consequences

My poll is still tied three ways. Please somebody break this. Please?

That a few more people could vote in my poll over Here. It's seriously stuck in a three way tie, and I was going to end it tomorrow or the next day, but with it this close I hate to call it!