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Ambage Achievments

Posted by Iron Voltex , in Comedies Oct 05 2012 · 66 views

General Writing:
1. I Bet You Think You're Funny (10) - The Voyage of Awesome
2. Manuscript Kiddie Pool (10) - In the Mourning
3. The Typewriter is Dead (25) - IN PROGRESS; In the Mourning (SS), The Voyage of Awesome (Comedies), Takua Rises (SS)

Reviewing:
1. Funny Bone (10) - Review of "The Three Matoran and Hakann"

Critics Club
1. Bring in the Specialists (5) - Takua Rises Review Request
2. Repeat Customer (15) - Takua Rises Request, In the Mourning Request

Contests
1. Challenge Accepted (10) - In the Mourning (Red Star Ambage Fortnightly 1)

TOTAL POINTS THUS FAR: 60

In progress; need a question answered quickly before I can move on.


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Project Sequel

Posted by Iron Voltex , in Comedies, Life Oct 02 2012 · 69 views

Tahu vs. Tahu 2

SHOCKER:

it's not going to be called Tahu vs. Tahu 2

because...

That is a stupid title

and also because...

It has nothing to do with the comedy that is being written

But I mean, why am I saying this here? Not like you people listen to stuff I say. YOU'RE ALL LYING TO ME, WHYYYYYY?! :U


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Please Read

Posted by Iron Voltex , in Comedies Sep 28 2012 · 124 views

The Comedy Forum Expo will be running in the Comedies forum this year from October 16th-October 23rd. If you aren't into comedies right now, want to get into comedies, or are just looking to see what's coming up that might interest you, I'd mark it down. I don't know how many new things the other authors are planning on revealing, but I'm revealing... three new comedies, I believe, and I'm fairly certain everyone else will be revealing at least one.

Plus, updates and trivia on older stuff too.

EDIT: For the exact details, check the Comedic Federation topic.

And if you're wondering what this is, it's like E3, but for Comedies.


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You Decide

Posted by Iron Voltex , in Comedies Sep 23 2012 · 86 views

I worked on a bit of a logo for an upcoming comedy yesterday, and would like your opinions on them. There are two possible titles, and two different logos for each colour (at the moment, all that is different between the logos are the colors).

Version I
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Version II
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Version III
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Version IV
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New Banner

Posted by Iron Voltex , in Comedies Aug 27 2012 · 57 views

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Now go check out the comedy. There's only two chapters up, so there's no need to panic.


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My Computer Returns

Posted by Iron Voltex , in Life, Comedies Jul 28 2012 · 76 views

...just in time for me to leave for a month. Wonderful. Anyway, I might be able to update Tahu vs. Tahu tonight, and How to Be a Hero if I'm lucky.

Expect Bionifight 5 stuff when I return, however. Priority one when I get home will be to make a banner for this game.

-ibrow
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Member Ranks

Posted by Iron Voltex , in Comedies Jul 15 2012 · 77 views

I need to think up a custom (writing related) member title since I was one of the winners... ideas?


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Halo: Reach

Posted by Iron Voltex , in Comedies, Video Games Jun 26 2012 · 49 views

It is the basis of my COT Library Summer Olympics entry. It's going very well.


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Seriously People

Posted by Iron Voltex , in Comedies, BZPower Jun 24 2012 · 83 views

Alright, here's the deal: I'm going to give all of BZPower one last chance to respond to my challenge from this blog entry of mine (you better click the link or I'll smite you).

But, before I just repeat myself, you might be asking some questions like these:

"But iBrow, you posted that entry and then I went and entered!"
"But iBrow, you sent me a pm after that and then I actually entered!"
"But iBrow, I don't even know you! Why should I listen to you?"
"But iBrow, your entry title said that I suck! You suck too!"

Well folks, here are my answers to the four above questions:

"Well person, that's good. But stay anyway."
"Well person, I suppose that's mildly acceptable. Don't expect me to be pming you again to remind you to beat me in a contest. You stay, too."
"Well person, you should listen to me because I have your best interests at heart- namely, I am trying to get you to earn yourself some sort of cool prize."
"No person, you suck. Only you."

That said, I believe I've received some competition in the Comedies section of the Library Summer Olympics. But that is NOT ENOUGH, PEOPLE! So I am ordering you all to go out there, write a comedy, post it, enter it, and then give me LOTS OF COMPETITION so that I will beat all of you and brag about it lose!

But that's not all! I have recently been notified that there is only ONE ENTRY in the COT section of the Library Summer Olympics! This is unacceptable! Thus, I have taken it upon myself to enter, and because I want to WIN IT ALL LOSE TO ALL OF YOU, I'm then also ordering you to enter the COT section as well!

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Well? What are you waiting for?! Go! Move! Get writing! Make us all laugh!

You scallywags.


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You All Suck*

Posted by Iron Voltex , in Comedies Jun 20 2012 · 137 views

Hey, you naysayers in Short Stories, Comics, RPGs, Epics, COT, Blogs, and General Discussion- yeah, YOU, YOU SCALLYWAGS! Listen up! We need more entrants in the Library Summer Olympics 2012 Comedy section, else those currently entered will win automatically!

Are you just going to be lazy and let them win, continuing to write awful comedies that you love to hate and complain about?!*

THEN HERE IS YOUR CHANCE, MAGGOT, because I am daring you, yeah, you got THAT right, you to write a comedy and ENTER IT! Take that!

Nobody can take my dares, because you are AFRAID, MAGGOTS!*

That said, the six, I repeat six people I just pmed to enter, as well as the two, I repeat twopeople already entered don't have to even read this.

















*I actually mean no offense here lulz






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