No, this is not a sequel to How to Be a Hero; How to Be a Hero will still run. This is a crossover spinoff comedy. Hilarity will ensue, trust me, and this time you won't get ONE awesome banner, but TWO awesome banners! Woot!
And they won't even be made by me!
"HE USED HIS MONEY TO BUY TWO OF EVERY ANIMAL ON EARTH, AND THEN HE HERDED THEM ONTO A BOAT, AND THEN HE BEAT THE socks OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE." - Tahu, Chapter 1
"A HERO IS NOT SUPPOSED TO KICK PEOPLE OUT OF A FIFTIETH FLOOR WINDOW!!!"
"We’re on the 50th floor? Crud!" - Tahu & Makuta, Chapter 1
" I thought you had to train yourself to do 800 push-ups or something."
" ...I did."
"And you still managed to think up 1500 reasons why killing someone is bad?!"
"That seems physically impossible." - Furno, Bulk, & Nex, Chapter 2
"Are you Spanish?"
"No! What a stupid question! Now, goodbye!" - Bulk & ?, Chapter 2
"He has a staff and a pet dragon. I have neither. He eats pants- I don’t.
" - Vezok describing the differences between himself & Vezon, Chapter 3
"Sure Bulk, whatever. By the way, I might send you a chainsaw."
"Definitely concerned for my own safety now." - Tahu & Bulk, Chapter 3
I think we should ban alternate universes. He clearly has too much time on his hands." - Makuta, Chapter 4
"Like I said before. He clearly has far too much time."
"She means the hot chocolate dude. Relax." - Makuta, Breez, & Nex, Chapter 4
So yeah; Chapter 5 quotes will be added to the block soon.
Then the 22nd (Thursday) is my third year of being here on BZP. That will spawn another special chapter of some comedy, or maybe a oneshot. Dunno what it'll be about though yet. Maybe another Bionicle Movie Spoof.
1. SSB4: Most Wanted, Part 1
2. SSB4: Most Wanted, Part 2
3. SSB4: Most Wanted, Part 3
4. Character Costumes
5. Villager Profile
6. Bowser Profile
7. Mega Man Profile
8. Cutting Characters
9. Link Profile
10. Donkey Kong Profile
12. Princess Peach Profile
13. Unique Movesets
14. Toon Link Profile
15. Sonic the Hedgehog Profile
16. Evolution: Mario
17. Evolution: Samus
18. Kirby Profile
19. Marth Profile
20. Super Mario Galaxy