"HE USED HIS MONEY TO BUY TWO OF EVERY ANIMAL ON EARTH, AND THEN HE HERDED THEM ONTO A BOAT, AND THEN HE BEAT THE socks OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE." - Tahu, Chapter 1
"A HERO IS NOT SUPPOSED TO KICK PEOPLE OUT OF A FIFTIETH FLOOR WINDOW!!!"
"We’re on the 50th floor? Crud!" - Tahu & Makuta, Chapter 1
" I thought you had to train yourself to do 800 push-ups or something."
" ...I did."
"And you still managed to think up 1500 reasons why killing someone is bad?!"
"That seems physically impossible." - Furno, Bulk, & Nex, Chapter 2
"Are you Spanish?"
"No! What a stupid question! Now, goodbye!" - Bulk & ?, Chapter 2
"He has a staff and a pet dragon. I have neither. He eats pants- I don’t.
" - Vezok describing the differences between himself & Vezon, Chapter 3
"Sure Bulk, whatever. By the way, I might send you a chainsaw."
"Definitely concerned for my own safety now." - Tahu & Bulk, Chapter 3
I think we should ban alternate universes. He clearly has too much time on his hands." - Makuta, Chapter 4
"Like I said before. He clearly has far too much time."
"She means the hot chocolate dude. Relax." - Makuta, Breez, & Nex, Chapter 4
So yeah; Chapter 5 quotes will be added to the block soon.
Then the 22nd (Thursday) is my third year of being here on BZP. That will spawn another special chapter of some comedy, or maybe a oneshot. Dunno what it'll be about though yet. Maybe another Bionicle Movie Spoof.
Books Read: 2013
- Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
- Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
- Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix
- Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
- Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
- Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
- The Hobbit
- LOTR: The Fellowship of the Ring
- LOTR: The Two Towers
- LOTR: The Return of the King
- Black Coffee
- The A.B.C. Murders
- The Big Four
- The Maze Runner
- The Scorch Trials
- The Kill Order
- The Death Cure
- The Lightning Thief
- The Sea of Monsters
- The Titan's Curse
- The Battle of the Labyrinth
- The Last Olympian
- The Lost Hero
- The Son of Neptune
- The Mark of Athena
- Les Miserables
Movies Seen (Cinema): 2013
- Les Miserables
- G.I. Joe: Retaliation
- Jurassic Park 3D