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Twas the night before eggnog
and people were sad
Because Christmas was coming
and while none had been bad
they knew without a doubt
in their dread ridden minds
that eggnog without
they'd be left to poor finds
so one person got eggs
and another got milk
and another got a whole bunch of other stuff that doesn't matter
and they made eggnog
and everybody was happy
hallelujah
gesundheit
the end
and people were sad
Because Christmas was coming
and while none had been bad
they knew without a doubt
in their dread ridden minds
that eggnog without
they'd be left to poor finds
so one person got eggs
and another got milk
and another got a whole bunch of other stuff that doesn't matter
and they made eggnog
and everybody was happy
hallelujah
gesundheit
the end
