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Best Quote Ever

Posted by Peach 00 , Dec 04 2011 · 16 views

"Have you ever heard the expression, 'When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and toss it back in the face of the person that gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you asked for in the first place'?"
-- Bill McNeil

BRILLIANCE.

Chols

Dec 04 2011 05:59 PM

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your ###### lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

―Cave Johnson

Peach 00

Dec 04 2011 06:01 PM

I knew somebody was going to say that one. XD

Quote (Mr. Traveler)

Dec 04 2011 06:03 PM

lol That second one is kinda hard to beat. ;D

Sumiki

Dec 04 2011 06:04 PM

My favorite is from Harry Solomon from the '90s NBC sitcom 3rd Rock from the Sun.

"When life gives you lemons ... you just shut up and eat the [darn] lemons."

Phyoohrii

Dec 05 2011 12:03 AM

Everyone talks about lemons as if it's a bad thing.

"When life gives you lemons, keep them. Because, hey, free lemons."

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Inferna Firesword

Dec 05 2011 10:13 AM

"When life gives you lemons ... make orange soda!"

~Transformers: Cybertron (Episode 1)

=D

-Inferna

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Name: Peach 00
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Gender: Female
Birthdate: 1/21/****
Birthstone: Garnet
Status: Single
Occupation: Author-in-progress
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Danger Close ~ Review Topic
A Dark Hunter's Tale ~ Review Topic
Encounters ~ Review Topic

Short Stories (Posted/Archived)

Nightmare
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Rebirth NEW!!!
Depression NEW!!!
For the Glory Feat
Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain
You'll Always Be My Friend
My Valentine

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Before The Storm
Once More
Paper Heart

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By Grant Sud ~ What I Stand For, Glimmers In The Abyss, To Soar

By Tifosi 92 ~ Search and Destroy, Wish You Were Here, The Mansion, I Go To Extremes

By Aderia ~ The Lonely, Black Diamonds, Thankful Hearts, Masquerade, Forget the Mountain, Walking Her Home

By Zarayna ~ In Pain, Yet Silent, Memories, Assassination

By Lady Kopaka ~ Glitch In the System

By Inferna Firesword ~ The Hunt, Wings, Heroes and Halfings, History in the Making

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By GaliGee ~ Road Trip with Krahka

By Toa Velox ~ Tahu In the Rain, Solus, Rest in Peace (can't remember latin spelling), Water and Ice

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