Premier, the reboot of a blog long lost

Well I'll be a Ga-matoran--

I actually DID come back to the party.  

This blog is now reopened with the celebration of my purchase of lifetime premier!!!  I look forward to a grand celebration of writing, music, comedy, and general Bionicle artistry.  I will attempt to insert purple prose, the moving lines of literature often attributed, as is the case in many old English novels, of causing the reader, a young, quizzical being with a passion for plastic toys, to fall into a brainless stupor and in so doing eliminate my reader base AS OFTEN AS NEEDED.  As a blooming writer, my attempts at prose will vary very vivaciously.  

As for comments:  Please, no discrimination, hate-mail, or general slander.  This is a place to savor, critique, and otherwise help improve the fruits of my labor.   No writer got better without a stern reader-base.  

Thank you, in advance, for your rough appraisals of my works.