Life is a scam

So, I decided to do a random test to determine what Major Arcana fits me, because I was bored and yay tarot cards.

I got the Sun Arcana, with close connection to the Death Arcana as well.

Then I decided to find my Birth Arcana.

It was the Sun.

Yay.

I am totally a supernova now.

I really have a screwed up sense of breakfast.

Like, on school days, I wake up, get dressed and brush teeth and all that jazz, and quickly take two pieces of bread and eat it on the car.

On holidays, I wake up at 12 pm and eat breakfast.

What is wrong with me?

[8:37:09 PM] Onarax: Should we stick some Japanese song as the Podcast's Theme?
[8:37:15 PM] Hubertus: No.
[8:37:17 PM] Hubertus: Copyright.
[8:37:23 PM] Hubertus: No wait, using Touhou songs can be okay.
[8:37:23 PM] Onarax: Dangnabbit.
[8:37:26 PM] Hubertus: Maybe.
[8:37:29 PM] Onarax: Sweet.
[8:37:42 PM] Hubertus: But let's try something.
[8:37:43 PM] Hubertus: Me.
[8:37:44 PM] Hubertus: Singing.
[8:37:45 PM] Hubertus: In.
[8:37:48 PM] Hubertus: AUTO-TUNE
[8:37:52 PM] Onarax: GAHHHHHH!

As you can see, even Onarax is scared of my singing.

Friend: I never really liked Sailor Moon.
Me: ... You are dead to me.
Friend: Hubert, you've said that like a million times.
Me: *Turns to other friend* [Insert Name Here], please help me organise [Friend #1''s Name]'s funeral.
Friend #2: Sure.

This is a blog entry. I made it in order to prove to Paradoxophobia that I actually do make blog entries every once in a while.

In other news, I think I possess dandruff.