Life is a scam

List of Things I Want To Do Before Death

• Eat five Big Macs in a single outing
• Get stabbed DONE
• Sprain part of body DONE
• Break part of body
• Go to the Melbourne Anime Festival
• Actually reach Level 30 in League of Legends
• Write a book
• Eat haggis
• Drink goat milk
• Go to a country that is not China or Australia
• Get into a relationship
• Get a car
• Buy Microsoft
• Buy Apple
• Buy Nintendo
• Buy Sony
• Buy Panasonic (Screw Samsung)
• Go bungee jumping
• Eat food made from cloned animals
• Buy a Playstation 2
• Buy a Dreamcast
• Get 100% Completion in a Pokemon game.
• Obtain a wireless Internet connection for my house
• Live by myself
• Become a teacher
• Go to Comiket
• Buy Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale
• Get every single Pokemon game
• Buy a Wii

List will be updated regularly.

I am suffering. Need help with getting a present for my dad, because it's his birthday tomorrow.

Help.