Life is a scam

Due to all the talk about Transformers expies filling up the main discussion topic, I have taken upon myself the burden of creating a blog post for all of you to discuss them in.

Codenames are in brackets. Deceased are crossed out. Those whose status is unknown are blue, and the ones who have left are red.

Members of the Order of the Phantoms/Deceptoa

• Zeltroth
• Silcax
• Galvatroth
• Zaruthan 'Zar' Screemah (Starscream)
• Zocord (Brawl)
• Valastrum (Soundwave)
• Orgath
• (Shockwave)
• (Mixmaster)
• Grindorak
• Koharax (Bonecrusher)
• Transeth (Blackout)
• Jhiaxus
• Fallen
• Kolhian (Barricade)
• Nemesis Pyro
• (Overlord)
• Aclaraung
• (Skywarp)
• Icenuroto (Incinerator)
• Frenzichunovuk (Frenzy)
• Naryth Zenoklass

Members of Autotoa/Toabots/Xanthium

• Tahuva Pyro (Optimus Prime)
• Shohu
• Sentarn
• Senturon
• Dervian
• Kahua
• (Dino)
• (Ratchet)
• (Que)
• (Wheeljack)
• Praesul (Rodimus)
• Kup
• (Springer)
• Jetian
• Pyras
• (Roadbuser)
• (Topspin)
• (Leadfoot)
• Krallen (Sideswipe)
• Ultra Magnus

Those Who Are Technically On Neither Side

• Sideways

Well, it seems like all my teachers end up in random conversations with me. Or threaten me with death.

It's amusing.

In Science ...

Science Teacher: Hubert, please explain to me the effects of blood cells not having nuclei.

Me: Well by having no thingy-majiggs they can carry more thingy-majig haemogoblin-majiggies but are unable to thingy-majiggie make more thingy-majiggies of themselves and thingy-majiggy.

Science Teacher: ... Hubert, don't ever reproduce.

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Science Teacher: *While explaining about the pressure around the aorta.* If I were to, say, cut Hubert in half and nick the top of his aorta, we would be treated to the incredibly amusing scene of a massive fountain of blood spouting out of his body.

*Class laughs.*

Friend: How high will it go?

Science Teacher: High enough for the blood to soak through the ceiling and allow the class above us to see it.


With Swimming Instructor ...

Instructor: *Telling us to practice our butterfly* By the end of today, we will have abs of steel.

Me: Can I have abs of copper?

Instructor: Yes you can Hubert, but isn't copper bendy?

Me: That's EXACTLY the point.

Discuss the second BZPRPG Podcast Episode here.

Link is here.

Well, here's a picture I, for some reason, drew during a chemistry test. On the back of an assignment sheet. Because I was bored, and there was nothing else to do other than take a nap.

http://www.majhost.c...ngs/random.jpeg

And yes, that's a four-legged bird.

This is the blog post for the first episode of the BZPRPG Podcast, which can be found here.

NOW DISCUSS.