Life is like a box of Grenades

I was in the RPG forum posting as usual, when Ieaned forward and poked my lips around through the air, trying to sip from my straw without having to divert my vision from the post I was typing.  This was like a natural instinct, actually.  I couldn't get the straw, so I instead maneuvered my head around to drink directly from my cup.  And lo and behold, i was kissing my  newly bought Kohrak canister!  I looked around for my cup, only to realize that I didn't have one. Then I repeatedly headdesked.

I can't believe I'm this stupid!

There is this annual giant garage sale at my dad's church, and since my dad is the associate pastor there, my family gets to look through and buy stuff a day early (sometimes).  Last year I got 2 lazer tag guns that are usually priced (retail) about $50 for $2, just to give an example of the outrageously low prices.  This year was ripe for the picking.  I found a Kohrak with box and instructions (and apparently sme kid crammed in a few extra pieces in there), I also got some old 1990's computer games that I thought could work on the slow old computer Iuse at my parent's house; Red Baron 3D, Microsoft Flight Simulator.  I forgot that my computer's disk drive doesn't work, so I'll just add those to the pile of computer games I've bought in the past half-year thatI can't use at all .  I was going to get an empty weed killer spray pump thingie to try to build a PVC pipe pneumatic cannon, but my mom didn't approve.  In all, the stuff I bought cost $5.  My lil' brother got an little RC car for $2, and my little sister got an airsoft pistol and a bunch of ammo for $2.  I'm Feeling like a boss right now



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