This is My Lawn ♫♪

Whee, I got myself a Nintendo Calendar in the mail today!  8D
 
It's pretty small, but it has some pretty nice artwork.  ^^
 
Now then,
 
GET OFF MY LAWN!
 
~Tekulo <3

The tower was always viewed as the greatest of tests.  Many had entered, hoping to return a hero.  They never saw the light of day again.  Many said that after one reaches the very top, they would be granted a vast amount of treasure.  Others claimed there was a beautiful maiden that beasts had imprisoned, jealous of her beauty.  None had ever reached the top and lived.  That was the story, and this the beginning.

It all seemed so ordinary; that was what threw me off.  Regular sized doors, a few make-shift tables and some crates to be used as chairs lined the first room.  I had been expecting something a little more, well, grand.  My friend, an archer, raised his bow.

“Stay alert.” He ordered fiercely.  “We can’t afford to drop our guards.”

“Come on, surely you don’t believe this is the right place?”  I had been doubtful since I first laid eyes on the structure.  There only looked to be around ten stories, clearly not enough to be considered legendary.  

“It is.  I’m sure of it.”

“When you said we were going on an adventure, I had something more exciting in mind.  Well, I guess that’s what I get for being so gullible.” I picked my nails casually on the tip of my sword.  I was sure this would be boring.

The archer moved slowly toward a stairwell on the eastern side, checking ahead to see if we had company.  We did not.

“Let’s move.”  He began to climb to the next level.

“Yes, let’s…”  I rolled my eyes in disgust.  

The next level remained empty as did the one after that and the one after that.  Everything looked brown and caked in dust; not to mention calling the rooms furnished would be exaggerating.  No loot, no damsels, no threats; just a leisurely stroll through an abandoned graveyard that was once a building.
Eventually we made it to the very top.  The view was nothing special, and the roof was barren.

“Satisfied?  You dragged me all of this way for nothing.”  I hawked some spit off the side, counting the seconds it took until I heard the splat.

“On the contrary,” my friend chuckled, “We’re here.  The real test starts now.”

I looked up and gawked.   We had indeed found what we were searching for.
 

More fanart...  Because Colors! 3D.
 

 
A Link to the Past hair FTW.

 
I love Colors! 3D.  I really do.  ^^
 
Anyway, I was doodling a bit (just some shading practice on a sphere) when I got bored and made that sparkly background.  Then it reminded me of Pinkie Pie. 
 
This is the first pony I've ever really drawn...  I was never meant to draw ponies.  D=
 
GET OFF MY LAWN ART!
 
~Tekulo <3

It was kinda like Red vs Blue meets Princess Tutu meets Kim Possible meets a Halo team match.  

So, previously I've had recurring dreams about a Halo map where there's this really big circle space and in a cliff area there's this really high-tech alien base.  So many Elites... so impossible to defeat them...  Anyway, the open area is like a large crater covered in grass and surrounded by mountains.  There are around four or five entrances into the base; three of which are obvious being located at the very top, the middle and the very bottom of the map.

Now, in this dream, instead of swarms of Elites (red Elites, that burn with the fires of a thousand evils), it was more like two small teams.  One of them consisted of three heroes (one android that highly resembled agent Carolina from RvB) and the other two dudes in black suits who were clearly the villains because they wore sunglasses indoors.  

So apparently the Sunglass Goons wanted their android back to erase her memories because she knew something or whatnot.  The heroes, of course, wanted to take down the large conspiracy composed of two inept guards.  For truth.  For Justice.  FOR- uh... an android, I guess...  

Anyway, two of the halo guys (one was the android, who could turn into a bird and fly up to the top, only that was moot because she was already at the very top when she used this power) went in the base through the top entrance after using a bird as a key to open the door...  (Best security ever?  Quite possibly).  Once inside the rooms with ceilings around 40 feet off the ground with steel gurters and pipes and things everywhere, they used the grappling guns from Kim Possible to swing around and hide to ambush the Sunglass Goons when they were to enter.  Of course the non-android started to sweep the room for ammo and weaponry.  

But suddenly the Sunglass Goons catch the human red-handed!  But wait, the android is still concealed 30 feet above them.  She has an opening...  And then she totally blows her cover and practically gives herself up.  Oh, and the other hero made his way up from the bottom entrance of the base.  Apparently there was an elevator or something.

Anyway, the Sunglass Goons' presence in the room prevents our heroes from actually fighting for some reason and they reprogram the android.  

"Please access-" some file or another.  I forget what he said...

"Accessing"

"Delete memory."

"Data not found"

"...  You no longer exist."

And then the android pretty much goes "Okay, cool" and continues swinging around the room with the grappling gun.  

Best dream ever.  Of all time.  

GET OFF MY LAWN!

~Tekulo <3

Pigeons... Pigeons everywhere...

Dang birds,

GET OFF MY LAWN!

~Tekulo <3

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That's right; my post count and profile view count are only one number off from each other.  

I feel like this is a record.  Not only is my post count pathetic, but it's equally as bad as my profile views.  That's what I call nine years of consistency.  ^^

GET OFF MY LAWN!

~Tekulo <3

Today late in 2012 I'm still alive.  That means more to me than I can even comprehend right now...

The battle thus far has been overwhelming.  Several casualties have occurred including my beloved soldier, Frank.  He was the finest lawn gnome I ever had the pleasure of buying for $5 at a garage sale.  -sniff-

I've managed to bunker myself down in a safe house which consists of a number of cardboard boxes in my room that I've duct-taped together out of sheer brilliance.  My bedroom is the only area where the terrain is hazardous enough to fend off the invader.  Unfortunately, my laptop is located in the lower level of the house, so I'm taking a risk being her-AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!  THE BROTHERLY LOVE HUGS!  THEY BUUURRRNNN!  CURSE YOU, KOPAKA KURAHhhhhh~~~

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Transmission fail.  Please throw computer out of window.

My brother Kopaka Kurahk will be visiting...  He'll be here tomorrow...

And worse.

He has backup...  After about three days of weakening my defenses, Akano: Toa of Electricity will arrive to finish the job...

I... I don't have much time...  D'=  

It's been so wonderful knowing all of you...  Before I go, I just want to say-

GET OFF MY LAWN!
~Tekulo <3