Tekulo the WindWriter
Oct 30 2012
To celebrate, I have dressed up my BZPower profile a bit.
Also, I watched Nosferatu for the first time... I don't get it at all, though. XD (Not my definition of a scary movie).
I love this holiday. Scary movies, spiders, the chill in the air, an excuse to wear jackets and cuddle with animals and random people off the street. <3 It's great. Not to mention the food this time of year. Cinnamon, you are my one true love (Just for the record, I do not mean you, GSR. -sings the mentos jingle-)
Well, I shall end my closing thoughts in meme form... because nothing says Holloween like memes... Props if you recognize the reference.
My black cat has saved all of you from me rambling for half a page. XD I typed out a bunch of words, but then he stepped all over my keyboard and went to my homepage, opened my email and DVD player (I totes send emails when I'm watching Muppet stuffs).
Long story short: My cats found a mouse. It was stunned for a moment, and they actually started to lose interest and walk away when-
The mouse began to twitch, The kits they took a swish, They ran until the mouse was caught by Tekulo's simple stitch, Which was not a healthy situation for the little kits
-cough- Sorry, with all of the scary stuff from Halloween, it appears I've caught Bieber Fever coupled with Sparkly Vampire Middle School Musical syndrome. D=
Anyway, to explain those poorly put together lyrics, I ended up catching the mouse with my superior thumbs and a cardboard cup.
Now, nearly everyone and I mean EVERYONE that I've been with in these situations always tell me to "KILL KILL KILL!" in these situations (be them mice, spiders, etc). I am a total wuss, a hippie, a tree-marrying sap (those huggers are lightweights. My husband may be 200 years old, but at least he listens! D= ), however I'm not vegetarian (though I really, really hate processed meats. =/ No flavor but salt and most of it just ends up in the garbage with my family anyway). Which reminds me; I could never go vegan. Dairy products are my favorite food group outside of bread (and my favorite bread is made with egg and milk anyway, so they overlap in my favorite food genre. If I ever become a vegetarian, It's lacto-ovo for me!).
ANYWAY, no; I do not kill vermin if I can help it. I once found a mouse in my toilet when I was living in a camp in the woods (and treefrogs this one other time. Though, everyone actually tried to save those "because those are frogs" VIVA TAUTOLOGY!). I got a plastic cup (which I wasn't a fan of to begin with) and set it next to the mouse. The poor thing hopped in (you should've seen it! It was shivering and afraid for its life. I couldn't just flush it; waaaay too cruel for my taste) and I took it out to the woods and let it go. Plus, mice, rats, etc are totally adorable. Like a chinchilla; both are rodents and both are totally cute. So, that's exactly what I did this time around. Got a disposable cup, managed to trap it when stunned/trapped by cats and then took it to the woods. It was curled into a ball when I took off the lid. SO ADORABLE! Field mice are always adorable. ^^
So, the moral of this story is; I may be just as lame as my cats in the "number of kills" department, but I can actually catch a mouse, so I make a better pet. XD
Wants: Mudkip, Piplup, Chimchar (if you've got 'em). I'll also take pretty much whatever pokemon I don't already have in my pokedex, so you can trade me whatever.
How did I get all of these? I honestly have no clue.
It all started back before color was invented. I had a Metang from my Black version and I traded it, gave it some candy and then it mutated into thing weird thing that wore four cleats. Probably a quarter back or something. Anyway, it had this huuuge X on its face, and I was all "Dude, I bet I could get some serious monsters for this X thingy" and so I traded it for a Meganium, which married my Ditto (Third wife) and so I got Chikorita which I traded for a Cyndaquil... Long story short, I now have my own army and I'll be taking over the Unova region in due time. So, I figured I'll implant some magical high-tech chip into the eggs and when they hatch, the pokemon will be zombified slaves to my will. The problem is, ember doesn't really cut it for world domination, so that's why I'll wait for other trainers to evolve them for me. I only have so many lucky eggs, you know. Plus with the trading boost, the leveling up process will be cut.
(For those of you who just want to scroll down and add me, feel free! I'm just gonna ramble on and on for a bit nonsensically. You have been warned).
So, after seconds and milliseconds of begging, defeat, crying, surrender, and seashell collecting (in that order); I finally managed to convince you kids to keep off my lawn... at a terrible cost...
I'D HAVE TO PLAY THE NEW POCKETMOON GAME!
Ah, Pandermon... That brings me back all the way back to the distant year of 1999. Back then everything was in black and white which is so unlike the games today. Games like Red and Blue and the ever elusive Green versions. They hated the primary color pallet of light, so America shunned it and instead added in yellow. That's how the color wheel was created, Billy.
Anyway, I started with Pikablue and Bulbazard, defeated some bottle rocket doohickey and ended up getting a certificate after I captured all 72 types of critters.
(Sweet father of Ash Ketchum, this is getting painful to type)
The show was by far the best part! Such a wonderfully rich story...
Anyway, Billy, on my Black 2 version, my friend code is:
Today when I logged on to BZP, I had 49 notifications and was all "... Eh? Confangled futuristic thinger... GET OFF MY LAWN!" so then I tossed my computer out the window. Then, in a wondrous stroke of brilliance I devised a plan: Read the notifications.
So, it turns out I somehow followed the "Rumors Abound" news reply topic unintentionally. Being one of the first to reply there, it's no wonder I got so many notifications.
Silly, Tekulo, Tricks are for half-baked Magicians. XP
Oh, also Angel Beats. Wow. Not what I was expecting... at all... Very interesting so far. ^^ (I kept hearing everyone and a half on this site rave about it, so I decided to check it out. Very catchy opening sequence. Me gusta la... uh... piano... XP
Narrator: And so TP and Jalina enter the Wizard's tent. There they find all sorts of mystical items.
TP: Hmm... Eye of newt, bat wings, I don't even know what this is -holds up glowing green jar labeled "Necklace remover"- eh, it's probably worthless, -tosses on ground and breaks jar. The contents ooze into the ground-
Jalina: uh wait - oh okay... what about this? *holds up something that looks like a giant can opener* it looks dangerous D=
TP: Oooh, let's try it! 8D
Narrator: -watches intently-
TP: ... Aren't you going to tell us how it turns out?
Narrator: Nah, i wanna see you guys epically fail on your own. =3
Jalina: *keeps on searching* Ooooh, cool! *lifts a box makred "cursed armour - don't wear"* *opens box* Ooooh it's dark! And there are skulls on it! 8D
TP: Ooh, put it on! I bet you'd look sweet in it! 8D