My Characters are Silly (Taka Nuvia Rocks)
TP: Let's see here... giant sword, no... Partical canon, no... Bazooka, no... ship anchor, no...
TT: Ship anchor? O.e
TP: Yeah, I like shipping! -ba dum tsst-
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Narrator: And so TP and Jalina enter the Wizard's tent. There they find all sorts of mystical items.
TP: Hmm... Eye of newt, bat wings, I don't even know what this is -holds up glowing green jar labeled "Necklace remover"- eh, it's probably worthless, -tosses on ground and breaks jar. The contents ooze into the ground-
Jalina: uh wait - oh okay... what about this? *holds up something that looks like a giant can opener* it looks dangerous D=
TP: Oooh, let's try it! 8D
Narrator: -watches intently-
TP: ... Aren't you going to tell us how it turns out?
Narrator: Nah, i wanna see you guys epically fail on your own. =3
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Jalina: *keeps on searching* Ooooh, cool! *lifts a box makred "cursed armour - don't wear"* *opens box* Ooooh it's dark! And there are skulls on it! 8D
TP: Ooh, put it on! I bet you'd look sweet in it! 8D
Narrator: -watching intently-
TP: You hush! D=
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I don't think I'll ever get near that close, considering I post infrequently, and my profile views (as of now) are 2,998.