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M O C Theft

Posted by Makaru , Aug 20 2006 · 23 views
MOCing
I'm a weird, weird person. I have had four of my MOCs passed off by other people as their own, and I have personally seen it. Now, some people get angry. Which makes sense. They put all this effort and hard work into something for so long for usually so little credit. Having someone getting the same credit for substantially less work is definately grounds for getting peeved.

But not me.

In the 1 year + that I've been publically showcasing my MOCs, I've had my BBC 36 MOC stolen once and a Work In Progress (that's right, an UNFINISHED design). But what's most noteworthy is the theft of my double entries for BBC 32, Cataclysmic Showdown. The Mata Nui MOC has been stolen twice, and the Makuta half has been taken four times. Four times. So naturally, you'd think I'd be breathing fire and just cruisin' for vengance.

But I'm not like that.

Maybe I'm too mellow. I have surprisingly low blood pressure, and I find it incredibly difficult to get worked up over anything. I'm impossible to offend, and I personally believe that life is too short to hold grudges. In the rare instant you get me angry I'll forgive you within the hour, often that very minute. But if you go and steal my MOCs, you're basically saying that your life means so little, you'd rather be me on the internet. You would rather ride my coattails than to prove yourself in the MOCing arena. Seeing someone passing off one of my MOCs as their own really makes my day.


Not that I wouldn't jump at the chance to get you banned if you so tried to do that on BZP. I've got a reputation to keep up, you know.

~Makaru~



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Lemon Curry?

Posted by Makaru , Aug 19 2006 · 26 views
Ramblin's
If Monty Python has taught us nothing else (and it probably hasn't), it's that 'Randomness' is an art. There is a time and a place for it, and a right way and an abundantly wrong way to use it. It takes skill to hone, but when properly mastered, it can be an effective weapon. Not like a rapier or a M-17, but more like a rubber chicken.

One of the key elements to a good random joke is placement. The more unlikely an unusual and sudden outlying event is to occur, the funnier it is when it does. Take for example the Comedies Forum. You expect random jokes, so they aren't that funny at all. But you slip a single, random joke into an epic? Comedic gold.

Another important subject is... well... subject. The backbone of the random incident, if you will. Things that have been used ad nauseum (a pie, the usage of the word pie, putting the word pie into parts of words like apiendage, et al.) will not appear as funny as something original, like for example a cat wrapped in duct tape. It hasn't been used much, but it does conjure a rather humorous image. Unless you're one of those ASPCA sticky-bits.

References to popular cult icons from the generation above you also have an unusual tendency to work upon those who are eclectic (weird) enough to appreciate the running gag. For example, my use of the term "Lemon Curry?" as my topic title is a nice throwback to Monty Python. By doing thus, I'm riding their coattails to enhance my sense of humour. Stealing? Yes. Profitable? Yes. Remorse? Probably should be, but no.

But if you do feel you must chose the road which stems from the Pie joke, the best way about it is to use it ironically. For example, that second to previous paragraph used similar gags, but in a manor where it could be seen as humorous at  time where upon it would seem like criticising. Fooled you, didn't I? Another good example has been put forth by one Schizo Kaita in his comic strip here. By using the term 'pie' in a literal sense (and also slightly ironic, if you think about it), he gathers quite a bit of merriment.


But alas, more oft we see the comedic tool of Randomness used to lackluster potential. A rare treat, if you will. But one would also ponder, If it were more widely used properly, would it still be as funny? Would a healthy dose of good, clean randomousity really be as appetizing as it is now? Probably. And it would also make the world a better place. And most likely cure most ailments and make you slimmer. Sadly, it is but a fleeting dream in today's world.

~Makaru~



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Much Ado About Blogs

Posted by Makaru , Aug 18 2006 · 22 views
Blog Related Business
I have just edited the Blog FAQ with two major parts. And I had help from two very astute Bloggers, Cap'n Exo and Kahu Rider 13. The good captain has described in detail how to make your blog and make it good. And he would know, he won the fith Blog of the Week award. Meanwhile, the pilot of our Blog Team finally discloses the OFFICIAL Rules and Guidelines of the Blogging Community. Something I would advise you all to read.

So thanks to Cap'n Exo and Kahu Rider 13 for helping with the blog FAQ. Now go have fun. All of you. And thank these two members for their contribution.

~Makaru~



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Official Awesomeness Of Vezon, Fenrakk And Kardas.

Posted by Makaru , Aug 16 2006 · 30 views
Bionicle
All right, so it's no secret that not only am I a Blog Assistant, but I also maintain two of Storyline and Theories Official Topics under the guise of the member S&T Fact Team. One of them is the Official Botar Topic, and the other is the Official Vezon, Fenrakk and Kardas Dragon Topic. Something I'm very thankful of bonesiii for giving me the great honour of hosting. Both of which are quite popular, and both of which have made BZP's Hot Topic List.

The latter, however, has done something I have not seen on BZP ever. It has made the Hot Topic list not once, not twice, but three times. (and I'm only counting my rendition of the official topic. The previous one has also appeared on the Hot Topic List a couple of times) Three times has discussion gone rampant in this topic. The first time was when it was launched. Second time was when we found out about the Kardas Dragon. Now it's back again because we're starting to draw closer to Bionicle Legends #5, and Greg has just exposed that Vezon will not only live past this story year but he will also appear, if not costar, in Bionicle Legends #7.

In 2007.

Hey, turns out that not only is Vezon awesome, he's the most talked about bad guy since Makuta. And that's a major credit to both the Set Designers for Lego as well as Greg Farshety for writing such an awesome character attached to it. He's the first protagonist in Bionicle who's clinically and undeniably insane. Not to mention he's tied to the one thing that'll keep the heart and soul of Bionicle (not to be confused with Hapori Tohu, the heart and soul of BZP), Mata Nui from dying.


So yeah, this entry was just to say how awesome Vezon is. Fenrakk and Kardas ain't nothin' to sneeze at, either.

~Makaru~



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Inika Woes

Posted by Makaru , Aug 15 2006 · 18 views
Bionicle
Those of you who have talked to me on a somewhat constant basis know that I've been waiting very patiently for the Inika to come to Calgary. Specifically Nuparu and Hewkii. I went to my local Toys'R'Us a few days ago, and found something to my dismay. Yes, the Inika were finally being sold. But they were gone. All of them.

In a matter of minutes.

It wasn't a large stock. Maybe about 50 on the shelves. By the time I got there after the store had opened, I had found the empty space on the shelf, let alone one Kongu and a price tag. I had also found out [from a rather cute employee] that the night crew had put them there only the night before. She went on to tell me that there were no more in the back room.

So I'm still waiting patiently. The two Nuparus and one Hewkii I yearn for shall go unpurchased until I'm lucky enough to see them on the shelves somewhere. These are the first sets I'm willing to pay full price for since Makuta back in '03.

Lego, you did good by the Inika. You really did.


~Makaru~







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Makaru is a prominent Canadian of many film, music and professional accolades.

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