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A Really Important Question

Posted by Hahli Husky , Apr 02 2011 · 206 views

Stupidity

This is just something that's really been bothering me for a while.

On a microwave, if you press 6-0, it will cook for 60 seconds or one minute. And if you also press 1:00 it will cook for one minute, or 60 seconds, right?

Okay! So my question is, if you add 1:00 + 1:00 it is 2:00, right? So your food will cook for a total of two minutes. BUT if you add 60 seconds + 60 seconds it will only cook for one minute and twenty seconds. Even though 60 seconds is one minute?

I know, it's a very confusing question.

-HH

HAZMAT

Apr 02 2011 08:56 PM

microwave makers can't do math!!

Spink

Apr 02 2011 09:00 PM

Microwaves take input options in the form of mathematical questions? oO

Bionicle Raptor

Apr 02 2011 09:09 PM

If you put it on 2 min wouldn't it cook for 120 secs?

Jonestown Bartender

Apr 02 2011 09:14 PM

QUOTE(Bionicle Raptor @ Apr 2 2011, 09:09 PM)

If you put it on 2 min wouldn't it cook for 120 secs?

that's the joke.jpg

Legolover-361

Apr 02 2011 09:54 PM

QUOTE(The Honourable Judge Barbie @ Apr 2 2011, 10:00 PM)

Microwaves take input options in the form of mathematical questions? oO

That's exactly what I was thinking...

Sumiki

Apr 02 2011 10:01 PM

I'm not sure if HH had a brain wussy moment, or we've been collectively had ...

HAZMAT

Apr 02 2011 10:45 PM

QUOTE(Sumiki @ Apr 2 2011, 11:01 PM)

I'm not sure if HH had a brain wussy moment, or we've been collectively had ...

(or maybe this is from the internet)

Black Six

Apr 02 2011 11:22 PM

You can enter '9-0' and it will cook for a minute and thirty seconds.

SPIRIT

Apr 03 2011 12:57 AM

My microwave only lets me add 30 seconds.

Gamzee Makara

Apr 03 2011 01:28 AM

I still find it funny that typing in 190 will warm whatever up for two and a half minutes. Sense no makes.

Pernicious Dalek

Apr 03 2011 01:43 AM

My microwave has been broken for over a month so I can't try any of these. ;_;

Makaru

Apr 03 2011 02:20 AM

This copy-paste makes me as angry as the "cheeze whiz is on molecule away from plastic" one. The people who post it know it's a joke, but then people start believing it and ARG frustrating!

Vezok's Friend

Apr 03 2011 02:56 AM

I am so thankful my Microwave has always had a twisty-turny-knob to put in the seconds.

Neelh

Apr 03 2011 08:40 AM

My microwave only has 10 secs, 1 min, and 10 mins.

Hahli Husky

Apr 03 2011 10:32 PM

QUOTE(Decepticon Barbie @ Apr 2 2011, 11:20 PM)

This copy-paste makes me as angry as the "cheeze whiz is on molecule away from plastic" one. The people who post it know it's a joke, but then people start believing it and ARG frustrating!

LOL oh so much fun. <3

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