Quotes Of The Day

My house gets really weird. Especially when there are more than 3 of us in it at one time. And now that Grandma's here, are there are 7 of us ... well, this is what went down today:

HH: Kenny, I saw another dead chicken on the highway today. (NO JOKE)
Kenny: ..... WAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HH: Do you think he went to chicken heaven?
Kenny: ..... NO!
HH: D= You don't believe in chicken heaven?
Kenny: ..... WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

Jess: *watching the news* Wow, a ton of people died today!!
Pat: They do that all the time!

Grandma: *also watching news* I wonder when these old winter storms are gonna end!
HH: Probably when winter ends.
Mom: *smacks me in the back of the head*

Pat: Is Jess almost done practicing piano?
HH: Yeah, this is her last song. *taking cotton out of ears*
Mom: *yells down to where Sessho is* Hey, that song sounds like a really slow Hokey Pokey!!
Jess: Yeah, I know! Isn't it weird?! *plays it again, even slower*
Pat: *runs outside screaming*

HH: What is this old monkey toy doing with its rear end in our sink?
Jess: I'm trying to clean it!
HH: It's older than you and it's moldy inside! Get rid of it!
Jess: NO!! IT'S WHAT MOM WAS LOOKING AT WHEN I WAS BORN!! *hugs it tightly*
HH: O.o
Jess: That's why I love monkeys and act like a monkey! That's how it works. Mom was looking at a picture of Scooby (our dog) when Kenny was born. That's why Kenny and Scooby always play together so much!
HH: ....
~~~Later~~~
HH: Hey, Mom, what were you looking at when I was born?
Mom: ...nothing.
HH: ....
Mom: *sob* That's why you're so unproductive and easily distracted!!

Pat: You don't believe me! But it's the truth!! *really angry*
HH: Well ... well, your truth is a lie!!

Grandma: Peanut butter sandwiches are too sticky.
HH: Peanut butter sticks to the roof of your back. (It's true!)
Mom: *gives me another lump on my head*

The strangeness even follows me to work!

Samantha: *helping me straighten Toys* Hey, this doll with the big hair looks like Cassandra! (our manager)
HH: >> WAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's mean!
Samantha: Cheryl, come here!
Cheryl: Huh? Hey, that doll looks just like Cassandra!!
Samantha: But the doll is so much thinner.
All 3: ...... *thinking: that was so mean, I hope the cameras don't have microphones*
All 3: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Store Manager Vil: *walking by, looks over*
All 3: *faces turn white*
Store Manager Vil: T_T I'm so glad you guys are having fun straightening the Toy section!!

Security Head: *to cashiers* Remember, do it right! Everything you do is caught on those cameras up there!
~~~Two Days Later~~~
HH: Ack, the cameras probably saw me looking at my cell phone!!
Sam: Don't worry, the security head told me that the cameras broke down four months ago.

HH: *passing by Electronics* Chris, do you want all the almonds from my trail mix?? *waving them*
Chris: Yes! OMG I LOVE YOU!!
HH: AWW YOU'RE SO SWEET!!
Chris: YOU EVEN LEFT SOME CHOCOLATE
HH: WAIT GIMME THAT BACK!
Customers he's helping: ........................................................ should've gone to Wal-Mart.


Weirdness follows me everywhere. See, all you boys who think you wanna go out with me or marry me? You don't!

WAHAHAHAHAHA.


Listening to: Good!, by Ed, Al, Winry, Roy, Hughes, Sheska, and Riza (well, their voice actors, anyway.)