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Obviously being a Forum Assistant allowed him to unlock the secrets of the universe, and he turned himself into a Mudkip. He likely can't figure out how to change back.

So I herd u liek Dlakii.

Oh my. I didn't know that they made metal sporks.

Hm, would you look at that, I had a brain fart when typing in a title for a blog entry. Awesome! webkit-fake-url://AEB624FC-75B0-48B8-90BA-3149F69BA947/happy.png

And thus Dlakii must have infiltrated Smeag's laundry to insert more shirts and thus allow him to slip away for a longer duration. Ah ha! It is as I thought.

I shall contact the National Enquirer and then we shall get to the bottom of this nefarious scheme.

the plot is so stupid its genius

Daily MOCing tip: don't throw your pieces off a cliff.

Many people ask what is Smeagol4? Why Smeagol4? Ugh, Smeagol4, how did the name arrive? So I will tell you. It came in a vision - a man appeared on a flaming pie and said unto me 'From this day on you are Smeagol with a '4'. Thank you, mister man, I said, thanking him.

And then a man with a beard cut off said - will you go to BZPower (Internet) and play mighty rock for the peasants for money? And I said I would play mighty anything for money.

This "cow" you speak of was actually a four-stage rocket codenamed the C.O.W. The reason you don't know this is because it was a top secret project. It was built and launched in the 1920s by some top-secret organization. This was done in a remote area populated only by a few farmers and such so that the project would not be noticed. A few of the farmers saw the rocket as it was launched and, because of its white-with-black-splotches color scheme and their limited knowledge of things that weren't farm animals, began spreading the rumor that a cow had jumped into the sky (and, upon the rocket's reentry a few weeks later, over the moon). No one believed them in any way, shape, or form, but because of a writer who heard this, it eventually became the classic nursery rhyme you know today.

THE END

This story brought to you by Protosteel's Institute of Making Up Ridiculous Stories to Answer Pointless Questions (or the IMURSAPQ)

Expounding on your logic, why don't we just plug in the initials of every line and official topic in LGD? Then we'd be left with something like RREFHFSWPMARCRDAATHPSPLUJTBTIJAKKMMBZPower: Rock Raiders Exo-Force Hero Factory Star Wars Power Miners Aqua Raiders City Racers Dino Attack Alpha Team Harry Potter Space Pirates LEGO Universe Johnny Thunder Ben 10 Indiana Jones Atlantis Knight's Kingdom Mars Mission BIONICLE Zone Power.

I have a headache now.

100 of a part is quite a few, 200 is getting up there, 300 is a lot, 400 is just ridiculous, and over 500 means EPICLY AWESOME.

Who in their right mind needs that many tan cheese slopes?

If there's anything I've learned over the years, it's that AFOLs are rarely in their right minds.

I got him [Matoro] before he died. Trust me, it's good he's not alive anymore; he ate all my ice cream. webkit-fake-url://AEB624FC-75B0-48B8-90BA-3149F69BA947/sad.png

Stupid ice Toa and their need of a cold food diet... webkit-fake-url://AEB624FC-75B0-48B8-90BA-3149F69BA947/annoyed.gif

Violence makes the world go around.

Along with pretzels and assorted hair products.

Oh, I'm glad you made this topic. This site really does need a new name! I've got some really good ideas, too.

Well, I was thinking since this is kind of a "zone" where we all come together and talk about Bionicle, it needs to be something like a "Bionicle Zone", right? Or maybe a community would be a better word, but I still like zone... "Bionicle Zone Community"? "BZCommunity"!

But... as much as I like the "BZCommunity" idea, I feel the site's title should be something a little different, something to show that this is a Bionicle fansite, and the biggest and best one at that. So we need something from Bionicle... Kanohi! Yeah, that sounds good, Kanohi Power. "KanohiPower"!

Eh... I like both of these names so much I can't decide! I mean, "BZCommunity" is great, but boring, and "KanohiPower" doesn't really explain much. Maybe if I just combine them... "KanohiCommunity"? No, "BZPower" It's perfect! We could even abbreviate it to just simply "BZP!"

Brilliant!

Agori are simply mutated monkeys that ate radioactive metal. Period.

Given the base proportions in which a majority of the 09' sets provided, I honestly wouldn't doubt this.

They're really beating a dead horse. Over and over. With a hammer. That's on fire. In the summer.

...In a volcano.

Also, what happened to the good 'ol days, where you'd take a bull and sacrifice it before a sacred pyre, read the entrails and wear masks and wave swords around to ward off the spirits of the dead from the World Beyond? Those were good times....

I'm getting high-speed internet!

YES

I'm not getting high-speed internet.

NO

I might be getting an alternative for high-speed internet.

GOOD ENOUGH

I've seen pictures of Hero Factory 500.2, the Hero Factory sets from the distant future!

They can all talk and move on their own and shoot lasers and William Furno has eight legs and wears pink armor and has a staff shaped like a hamburger.

true facts I swear

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THIS IS THE BEST PIECE OF ADVICE I HAVE EVER HEARD

I'LL RESPOND TO EVERYTHING FROM NOW ON BY GIVING PEOPLE A THUMBS-UP AND YELLING "BOOGERS"

THAT'LL CONFUSE THEM

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