Huh. So it turns out I'm not being intentionally underpaid and my boss simply forgot how old I was. False alarm everybody, no human rights are being breached. I'm now earning minimum wage and got the extra I was missing out on last week. I don't think he was too happy about it though, and I can't blame him. I better keep looking for another job and fast.
So that smack in the face I got the other day blossomed into a black eye which was a great thing to go into college and work with. I'm not even being sarcastic, I thought it was pretty amusing. At least I didn't have that ridiculous "beard" I'd been accumulating. I gave up on No Shave November and simply left it at Movember.