Oops.

In a fit of rage today, I flipped an entire box of individual Lindor chocolates across an Asda store because I couldn't find the price, thus making the poor staff member behind the counter pick every last one up. At least, that's probably how it looked. In reality that was just me being a clumsy sod again. See, this is the problem with me being as constantly tired as I currently am. They were 3 for £1 in case you were wondering. I bought six as an apology.

Ooh, and I finally got a new phone. So long iPhone 4, hello Samsung Galaxy SIII. I trust you shall be a worthy replacement, deserving of the jaw-dropping rates I'll be paying for you. Oh, if only I had someone to call...

And I found a collection of Assassin's Creed graphic novels for buy one get one half price in Waterstones. I didn't even know they did those, but given how eager I am to immerse myself in as much of the AC universe as possible, I snapped them up. Even if they're not that great, at least they'll look good on my shelves.