Obligatory The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey entry

No, seriously subconscious. Stop doing this to me. I woke up this morning kicking myself because I couldn't remember the film. I had flashes of the beginning in my head, a little bit of the middle and what I presumed to be the end. Logically, I came to the conclusion that I'd fallen asleep during the film. Remorsefully I groaned and started trying to figure out ways to fix this tragic error. Then I realised, oh wait, it's not even out yet. My subconscious is just messing me around again. I swear it has an agenda of its own to ruin me. But I also had a pleasant dream about the comedian Ed Byrne, who came to deliver a ticket to his show personally. So that was nice.
 
But y'know what else was nice? The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. It made for an excellent day. The film was fantastic, the bus trip was cheap, the cinema seats were made of leather, I found a £50 note lying around on the floor, I met a girl who didn't scream at the sight of me and then I got home and was proclaimed king of everything. I might have turned sarcastic at some point in that sentence. But The Hobbit was definitely a lot of fun, filled with cheerful laughs, some amazing special effects and a soundtrack to die for. Gollum's presence had to have been the highlight of the film and Martin Freeman did a wonderful job filling the sho...Hobbit feet of Bilbo Baggins. If you're a LotR fan I wholly recommend you go see it, not that you weren't planning to anyway.
 
Now I just have to wait a long year for Smaug to rear his draconic face. That I am looking forward to. Next cinema trips will probably be for Life of Pi, Les Misérables and Django Unchained.