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How to be a bad guest at sleepovers

Posted by The Inquisitive Automaton , Feb 22 2013 · 114 views

1) Be the first to fall asleep.
2) Be the last to get up.
3) Wake everyone else up with your sleeptalking/shouting.
4) Gesture wildly in your sleep.
5) Sleeptalk in tongues.
6) When English words do escape out of your mouth, have them be words such as "Kill".

Apparently I am a scary person when not in control.

Indigo Individual

Feb 23 2013 06:37 AM

Hey, at least you get invited to sleepovers.

- Vorex

thebeggerpie

Feb 23 2013 06:16 PM

Who sleeps at a sleepover?

The Inquisitive Automaton

Feb 24 2013 06:40 AM

Who sleeps at a sleepover?

Me when it's with three girls who want to watch the most boring cooking show ever, "Come Dine With Me".

Jerzy

Feb 25 2013 01:06 AM

lol dude if I was at a sleepover with three girls, I'd totally watch a cooking program

The Inquisitive Automaton

Feb 25 2013 04:07 PM

Then you, sir, are made of tougher stuff.

In my defence it was about 2am...

fishers64

Mar 13 2013 07:19 PM

If I was in that situation, I would gladly pack up and leave.

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