College is getting weeeeeird

My assignments are getting more and more surreal as time goes by. Last week for my final coursework piece for English Language, we were asked to write a piece in any medium portraying the two sides of a particular Language related debate. So, with the opportunity to let my mind off the leash, I promptly wrote a short story about aliens about to invade Earth while arguing over whether it's better to speak in Received Pronunciation or in a Birmingham accent. I will say again that this is for my final A Level grade. I'll find out whether this is a path I should continue following when I get my draft back on Friday.
 
And right now, the reason that I'm writing this entry is because I'm now writing a Film Studies essay about why I sympathise with dragons. I have to write extensively about how a film of my choosing provoked an emotional response from me, so I decided to go for the classic Dragonheart. I just hope I don't get asked to explain myself to the class again...
 
It was that or Click and I think it's easier to explain why I was upset when a dragon died than when Adam Sandler did.