(Why, it's Gabe Newell's 50th! Just look at that happy, smiling face of his and let's wish him a happy birthday!)
(Oh and it might also be mine...So I'm finally 18 and now I can play 18+ video games. Which I kind of already do. Or I can watch 18+ films. Which are usually naff and overly gory. Ooh, but I can drink alcohol now. Which I really don't like the taste of...)
(...THIS AGE BRINGS NOTHING)





