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Biking and Brickfair

Posted by Judge Alex Humva , Jul 15 2012 · 97 views

Upon doing some maths, it turns out it'll take upwards of two weeks to bike from my small town to Brickfair's current location of Chantilly, VA. That's assuming twelve hours of biking each day, with four given for rests and food, and then eight for sleep. That gives me an extra two or three days that can be alotted to, say, more sleeping.

If I can actually go through with that next year, I will be the fittest person ever once I get back home, what with four solid weeks of all day biking.

The amount of water I'll drink will be enough to fill a pool.

Of course, the more and more I think about this, the more and more it sounds like something an ultra-marathon biker would do...

Chols

Jul 15 2012 03:21 PM

I think you should just take the train

Xaeraz

Jul 15 2012 03:27 PM

Did you consider teleportation?

Judge Alex Humva

Jul 15 2012 04:19 PM

Methinks yeah, the train is a better option, and yes, I found teleportation to be slightly harder than biking fifteen hundred miles. Slightly. Very slightly.

Xaeraz

Jul 15 2012 04:27 PM

Why? It's easy. You just stop being in one place and start being in another.

Judge Alex Humva

Jul 15 2012 04:33 PM

It's the stop being in one place that's the problem.

Sisen

Jul 15 2012 07:25 PM

I'll loan you the teleportation device... but you'll need to sign some paperwork... and by the time you're body is re-assimilated on this end at Brick Fair... well... let's just say you'd only have a few minutes before your body violently explodes.

Xaeraz

Jul 15 2012 08:55 PM

Well, let's assume each minute counts as one. For sufficiently large values of 1, we get infinity.

So, Alex, you'll be immortal.

Judge Alex Humva

Jul 15 2012 09:05 PM

Immortality and no marathon biking?

This sounds like a good deal.

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