2. In 2026 start bringing it up and use viral marketing to make it seem like something new and exciting that the world hasn't seen in x # of years
3. As a result of the above, raise its popularity among younger children who will immediately jump on the bandwagon of this new and exciting product and make a return more likely.
4. ???
5. PROFIT
In other news, I finished this semester with straight As -- somehow -- and got a 100% on my math final.
Somehow.
I am amazed.














