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Ask Toa Igniter: Revenge Of The Piraka
Posted by
Gerlicky
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Jan 05 2012
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AHA! In my quest to find the TOA INIKA I, TOA IGNITER have kidnapped PIRAKA VEZOK and put him in a DARK CLOSET in my SECRET BASE! Thus, I am back to answer your UNANSWERED QUESTIONS, PIRAKA!
Now ask away, PIRAKA! Ask QUESTIONS or face the wrath of my ZAMOR SPHERE LAUNCHER!
(WARNING: Advice offered from Toa Igniter should never be considered in real life, especially if he says things like "You will never find love because you are a PIRAKA, PIRAKA!". Please refrain from asking personal questions that you will actually be inclined to take seriously. Thank you for your support.)
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Now ask away, PIRAKA! Ask QUESTIONS or face the wrath of my ZAMOR SPHERE LAUNCHER!
(WARNING: Advice offered from Toa Igniter should never be considered in real life, especially if he says things like "You will never find love because you are a PIRAKA, PIRAKA!". Please refrain from asking personal questions that you will actually be inclined to take seriously. Thank you for your support.)
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What is this, some kind of SICK JOKE?
NAY, it is an EARNEST and WELL THOUGHT OUT QUESTION.
LOVE is not my STRONG SUIT when giving ADVICE. The only female I am ever going to meet is probably TOA INIKA HAHLI... once I save her from your PIRAKA CLUTCHES along with the other TOA INIKA!
Your ADVICE is LACKING IN QUALITY, TOA IGNITER. I feel SORRY for your CRIPPLING INABILITY to give me ADVICE OF A GOOD STANDARD.
My ADVICE is brilliant! You simply cannot interpret it because you are a PIRAKA, REIDAK!
CURSES. My SECRET IDENTITY has been DISCOVERED.
It wasn't THAT secret, REIDAK! I can see any PIRAKA from a KIO away!