Do Not Try to Start a Duckling Farm. Ever.

Never has so much brilliance been said so eloquently with so few words. ;.;

What!? And I'm missing all this!?

By the way, the plot twist about ducks not understanding personal hygiene? DID NOT SEE IT COMING. The whole story kept me on the edge of my seat.

This is like, the greatest thing since Toilet Paper Tahi.

Literary genius.

Am I the only one who feels sorry for the girl? I mean, she has a dream to start a duck farm. It doesn't work out. And now she can't follow her other dreams because she's stuck in this awful lifestyle she thought she wanted.

Clearly a movie version is in order here.

I want to see "Do Not Try to Start a Duckling Farm. Ever: The Movie" In theaters soon.

Don't disappoint me, Brickeens.

Great story!! It really speaks to the character of the girl very well -- great characterization! I'd suggest paying attention to grammatical rules, though, specifically in capitalizing the first letter in sentences.

10/10

Aye aye, Sir!! 7,000, such a better theme than exotic fruit xP

Never has so much brilliance been said so eloquently with so few words. ;.;

Thank you, thank you *bows off stage left*

What!? And I'm missing all this!?

By the way, the plot twist about ducks not understanding personal hygiene? DID NOT SEE IT COMING. The whole story kept me on the edge of my seat.

Unpredictable!! Booyah!

This is like, the greatest thing since Toilet Paper Tahi.

Literary genius.

Toilet Paper Tahi, sounds like I missed out on a good one D=

Am I the only one who feels sorry for the girl? I mean, she has a dream to start a duck farm. It doesn't work out. And now she can't follow her other dreams because she's stuck in this awful lifestyle she thought she wanted.

Clearly a movie version is in order here.

She dreamed a dream in time gone by =/ and the movie version, you can totally be the director.

I'll buy the film rights for $1,600,000.

You sir, drive a hard bargain. $1,650,000, no less =P