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So guys

Posted by Grantaire , Dec 11 2012 · 323 views

I think we should come up with a topic not related to sexism, racism, homophobia, religion, politics, or other such things, and start a blog war over it.

Wait. We already had this with Bring Back Bionicle.

I guess that just means we need more ideas. Any ideas?

Jean Valjean

Dec 11 2012 07:42 PM

:kaukau: How about an entry about how Selina Kyle is hot?

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Grantaire

Dec 11 2012 07:45 PM

No. Because I'm sure It'd get into the sexism thing. Although here I could argue about the objectification of women but-

Yeah, it'd get too moral/religious too fast.

Besides, I'd die halfway through writing such an entry.

Judge Alex Humva

Dec 11 2012 07:50 PM

I can very much get behind a Selina Kyle is hot movement.

Booker DeWitt

Dec 11 2012 07:57 PM

If we're doing Selina Kyle is hot, we should also do Captain America is hot.

- Tilius

Judge Alex Humva

Dec 11 2012 08:00 PM

Idunno, Cap just isn't that great. Maybe the new Spiderman...

Booker DeWitt

Dec 11 2012 08:01 PM

OH MY GOD YES.

The hair.

THE HAIR.

And relax.

- Tilius

thebeggerpie

Dec 11 2012 08:05 PM

The new spidy remains me of Twilight vampires.

Kohaku

Dec 11 2012 08:05 PM

I think I'd be in favor of Tony Stark.

Booker DeWitt

Dec 11 2012 08:05 PM

The new spidy remains me of Twilight vampires.

NO. GET OUT.

TEAM JACOB. Joke. But if I had to choose....

- Tilius

Grantaire

Dec 11 2012 08:06 PM

...

This entry has not degenerated into a discussion about hair.

Please humor me by agreeing.

Please.

Booker DeWitt

Dec 11 2012 08:08 PM

New Spidey has better hair than Catwoman.

OMG SEXISM.

- Tilius

Basilisk

Dec 11 2012 08:10 PM

Half the fun of this is watching it degenerate into random insanity.

There is a saying, regarding lunatics and asylums.....

Grantaire

Dec 11 2012 08:11 PM

As the opposite of what you say is true, your statement must be erroneous.

DeeVee

Dec 11 2012 08:12 PM

If we're doing Selina Kyle is hot, we should also do Captain America is hot.

- Tilius

HAVE YOU SEEN THOR WITHOUT HIS SHIRT?

SWOON.

Basilisk

Dec 11 2012 08:13 PM

Something about asylums and lunatics in upper management. On the tip of my tongue.........annnnnnd I lost it.

Booker DeWitt

Dec 11 2012 08:14 PM

I KNOW RIGHT?! Just the hair puts me off a bit. Needs an Andrew Garfield RESTYLE.

- Tilius

Grantaire

Dec 11 2012 08:16 PM

I'm sorry, but I found something far more beautiful than Thor and the other examples.

This.

And this.

Seriously, soooo much more aesthetically appealing than a puny human or two.

Bulik

Dec 11 2012 08:16 PM

Why would you want a blog war?

Booker DeWitt

Dec 11 2012 08:18 PM

I'm sorry, but I found something far more beautiful than Thor and the other examples.

This.

And this.

Seriously, soooo much more aesthetically appealing than a puny human or two.

Meh, the first one has some decent chest definition but not much else. As for the second one, the phrase 'do you even lift?' comes to mind.

- Tilius

Bio D

Dec 11 2012 08:20 PM

As much as I would love to talk about the hunky men of the Avengers, that's being taken care of, so let me give a very respectful holler to Gwen Stacey, may she stay away from raised surfaces.

Grantaire

Dec 11 2012 08:20 PM

That...

That hurt.

Armor doesn't have muscles.

Admit it though, if Thor wore either of those (especially the second) there would be no way to deny how awesome he would look.

Judge Alex Humva

Dec 11 2012 08:21 PM

I'm going with DeeVee on this one, Thor is just too much of a looker to pass over.

Booker DeWitt

Dec 11 2012 08:22 PM

That...

That hurt.

Armor doesn't have muscles.

Admit it though, if Thor wore either of those (especially the second) there would be no way to deny how awesome he would look.

True. Assuming it didn't have the fabric part.

So we're all saying that Thor is better than Captain America? See, that surprises me, I always thought Captain America was the better looking, but perhaps too much of a stereotypical pretty boy.

- Tilius

Paleo

Dec 11 2012 08:22 PM

How 'bout Marvel vs DC?

Legolover-361

Dec 11 2012 08:29 PM

Muse > Radiohead.

Discuss.

Grantaire

Dec 11 2012 08:29 PM

I liked Captain Marvel better in Avenger honestly, except when he had that mask on...

Booker DeWitt

Dec 11 2012 08:30 PM

Well, with Thor, Captain and new Spidey alone, Marvel wins. DC has....I suppose Bane is alright without the mask, Nightwing and Robin are good in Arkham City (though lose points for not being real). WAIT DC has Henry Cavill. PERHAPS A CLOSER FIGHT THAN I THOUGHT.

And don't even get me started on female characters! (Seriously. I wouldn't know what to say. SEXIST).

Muse > Radiohead.

Discuss.

AGREED.

- Tilius

Kohaku

Dec 11 2012 08:34 PM

Sorry, I like Thor, but he has far too much definition. But that Loki.

Swoon.exe

Booker DeWitt

Dec 11 2012 08:35 PM

Nah, too skinny. Though that doesn't put me off new Spidey. I'M SO INCONSISTENT.

- Tilius

DeeVee

Dec 12 2012 01:08 AM

Muse > Radiohead.

Discuss.

This is accurate.

I just think it's funny because they filmed Thor in both films (but especially in his own film) with the same camera tactics they use to film "hot" women, pulling the male gaze in. I know a lot of people who were uncomfortable after, because that filming style is designed to make one feel attracted to the one being gazed-upon. It was supposed to be because he's a god and he's higher than all of us and yada-yada, but long story short: you're supposed to think Thor is hot.

Turning

Did you see them going off to fight?
Children of the barricade that didn't last the night.
They were schoolboys, never held a gun,
Fighting for a new world that would rise up like the sun.
Where's that new world now the fighting's done?

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