"The KGB looked around, but they couldn't find any vowels."
"The best rat repellant is old plastic combined with Arby's sauce."
"I was inspired by a dried squash with silly tendencies."
"Onions and my navel have a close association with tacos."
"She discussed the importance of large nose hairs while spending time with her pet lampshade."


































DO NOT SHAVE YOUR MUSTACHE
GROW IT OUT SO THAT YOU MAY COMB IT WITH A FINE TOOTHBRUSH