Blogarithm Contest #5 - Biographical!
When I was promoted, I was reminded of this little old thing called a Staff Page, and told to get something on it posthaste. Trouble is, I started work on something, but I didn't like it too much. Then the page went kaput for a while.
Well, it's back - in fact, it's been back. The thing is, I don't like what I wrote, and I still don't.
That's what this is for. Your mission is to write up my Staff page biography. There may be prizes, but we'll have to see about that.
You have until Saturday, June 23rd, at 11:59 PM Eastern Time to post your bio here in this entry.
This is not a traditional contest in the sense that there will be one winner and one winner only. Rather, the entries will be judged by me, and there most likely will not be a clear winner. I may or may not combine two or more together along with my own material - again, we'll just have to see.
Anyway, I've written too much already. Now it's your turn to do so.