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[Dallas Winston]

Grochi, gimme a beat.

Ahem.

Once upon a time/in the land of Mata Nui
There was a puny little girl/who didn't know what she was doing
Took on the sons of darkness/and she reaped just what she sowed
She thought that she could take 'em/and she got herself KO'd

Well, she fought 'em long and hard/and landed a couple hits
Summoned an undead bull/wait, what? That's freakin' bull *record screech*
Her mask is called the Tryna/'cause she's tryna be a war hero
Leave the fighting to the champs, kid/and accept your role as zero.

-Teezy

Edited by Tyler Durden, Mar 03 2012 - 10:51 PM.

[Floridian Citrus]

I shall not participate in this childish game. Mainly because I can't rap. And because I'm so tired.......

(But I shall spell bad and not know about it)

[ZHX]

FOOLS. BEHOLD MY CLASSICAL SYMPHONY!

And it's performed by ONLY ONE MAN (Or Toa Arkrak, who may or not classify as 'man').

[A billion cats]

Rapping isn't real singing... *ignores the boos from the crowd. Turns on some heavy rock.*

So, doesn't anyone else realize how bloody things are gonna get when Tillian's group meets the other mark bearers? Well...probably...

[The Snark Knight]

Rapping isn't real singing... *ignores the boos from the crowd. Turns on some heavy rock.*

So, doesn't anyone else realize how bloody things are gonna get when Tillian's group meets the other mark bearers? Well...probably...

Oh it's gonna be bloody. But you know what? The number of characters will blot out the sun. And thus, tonight, we shall fight in the shade.

[Floridian Citrus]

Yeah. Oh, god, I just realized it. Onuzek is gonna be in the middle of it. Probably protecting Ryllia, though.

[ZHX]

Nah, The Seventh will bring us the POWER OF COURAGE!.



And then they shall form an alliance of Hot Blooded people using her mark as a symbol.

[Ilyusha Blokfase]

*stops beatboxing, and smiles.*

Is it my turn again?

Very well.

Sit down, quit being a player hater/cause we're gonna have to fight with you later
You and your Tryna/You think you can be a winna
But you won't believe your eyes/While you're blinded by your lies
When we go off on you/With the power of our crew.

We got three guys in charge here/Filling your heart with fear
One's the captain/Never nappin
Always fighting/Never crying
Next comes Tillian/He's nobody's minion
Fighting for truth and justice/And he's always just, miss.

Then we have Skyra/The gukko force flyah
In a wheelchair he can still take you/He aint never gonna stop, foo'.
Those three are fightin'/Helpin' and Protectin'
Keeping you alive/Saving you from getting knived.

If you think you can take them/You've got another thing coming
If you're gonna fight them/You better start running
They aint gonna stop/Not until you drop
They're gonna mess you up/'Cause you're a complete and total flop.


I need to channel the spirit of Weird Al to continue...give me a moment. *meditates*

Edited by Kal Grochi, Mar 03 2012 - 10:58 PM.

[Bane of No Isles]

What's that?

You think that's rap? Tell you what, you give up now you escape with half a life.

I guess you think your cool/cause you didn't go to school/cause you're acting like a fool/cause you don't play by the rules
So your named after a cherub (bull)/but your game is still real terra (bull)
What kinda name is Angelus?/were your folks prideful-and-jealous?

So you think you can diss me with a half-written whine?/I see what you've been doing, boy, I ain't tryin'
 
You got a tattoo on your shoulder/but it made you none the bolder 
Still run and hide behind your mother/she's so ugly- could be your brother 
I see right through your trash, and your Rahkshi-freaking junk/you don't know of what you speak, bet I can lock you in a trunk
In less than three seconds flat, you don't stand a chance tonight/fat boy, just drop the mic; let's fight

[ZHX]

It's time like these when I wish Vorex was online to make a blog post so all of you can do raps there. Or Armadijo. Whoever is online right now.

[Ilyusha Blokfase]

*gets ready to beatbox for Tyler*

Whenever you're ready, mate.

Hey, wait...Don't I count in this? I joined in, I should get recognition!

Edited by Kal Grochi, Mar 03 2012 - 11:02 PM.

[Mr. Peanuts]

Hey guys-mind if I do as Hu suggests? I was thinking about making 'Epic Rap Battles of BZIII' at some point anyways, so I'll support the rap battles.

[A billion cats]

Hey guys-mind if I do as Hu suggests? I was thinking about making 'Epic Rap Battles of BZIII' at some point anyways, so I'll support the rap battles.

Do it, I don't want to see any more rap on the news discussion! KEEP IT AWAY FROM MY ALREADY BURNING EYES!

But seriously, please do, I find seeing this topic full of petty raps very annoying. And I'm sure I'm not the only one.

[Ilyusha Blokfase]

Hey guys-mind if I do as Hu suggests? I was thinking about making 'Epic Rap Battles of BZIII' at some point anyways, so I'll support the rap battles.

Do it, I don't want to see any more rap on the news discussion! KEEP IT AWAY FROM MY ALREADY BURNING EYES!

But seriously, please do, I find seeing this topic full of petty raps very annoying. And I'm sure I'm not the only one.

The weird part is that I hate rap.

I much prefer Fusion Jazz, or classic rock.

Something is weird today.

EDIT: Woops, almost forgot: Every other kind of Jazz, and Country music. And Christian Rock (if I'm allowed to mention that here on BZP. I know Bungie won't allow it, soo...)

Edited by Kal Grochi, Mar 03 2012 - 11:11 PM.

[ZHX]

Make the blog post man. Rap isn't News and Discussion. We need to keep it out of here.

[Dallas Winston]

What's that?

Don't even try and talk 'bout momma/you low-life piece of dirt
When every second that she raised you/she made your poor ol' daddy's eyes hurt
You wanna talk about tattoos/when your mark bearer's a garden fairy?
At least Dorian has the swordsmanship/to block lyrical thrusts and throw a parry

And while I'm at it/Angelus is a freakin' great name
And coming from a guy named Yuru/it puts all your little chars to shame
So while Sucogu's off in la-la land/trying to learn to fight some sheep
Just take a seat, Shadow Guardian/and start Kuyre-ing yourself to sleep.

And I'm done until there's a blog post.

-Teezy

Edited by Tyler Durden, Mar 03 2012 - 11:14 PM.

[Ilyusha Blokfase]

Although I'm finding this funny. And just look at how many guests are reading this.

I wonder what they must be thinking.

[Floridian Citrus]

Probably: "Freaking wierd users."

Anyway, yes, please make blogy post.

OHEMGEE. Why can I not say 'users' without thinking about Tron?

Edited by Gravity, Mar 03 2012 - 11:19 PM.

[Legolover-361]

Ahem. *Raknar flicks lyrics sheet*

Now, if you're talking character, I have a response / Please listen carefully, because I'm only saying this once

If you're talking 'bout skill, 'bout counted-up kills / Trying to impress each other with your lyrical spills
If you're talking 'bout fortune, talking 'bout fame / Then take some time off to remember the name
Of the game -- yeah, I said it, and I don't even regret it / Winning ain't the only thing that can make the others jealous
If you're posing for a champion with a golden sword / Winning ain't everything, son, so go eat your words

Now, if we're talking substance, I'll say something more / Beating everyone up ain't gonna increase your score
If you're focused on the goal, then you miss all the journey / And in this tourney of souls, it's the one thing I have going for me
Quality over quantity, I'm rhyming oh-so-haughtily / Reminding you that all of you can never add up to part of me
It's a legacy I carry gratefully over the hills of prophecy / Because all of you ain't part of me, it ain't part of me, I'm legendary

Fists only cause pain, they can't match actions / While you're all chasing traction, my mutiny is more than a match in
This battle; I can't lie, I'm going out of my way to recite / A rhyme about how you'll all try to reach my level, but you'll be denied
I ain't falling down, no, I ain't falling down / I ain't calling out for help cause I stand out of the crowd, and I'm proud
No Skakdi like me is ever gonna surrender / And there's never been a Skakdi like me, not now, not ever

So step aside and let me through; I think I gave my word, 'tis true, / About what you say, and what I do; I'll leave the judging up to you

And that, my friends, is why Skakdi are near the top of the food chain.

[Half a Cup of EW]

BZPRPG rap battles may take place here.

Though I don't know why any of you will bother, after reading Legolover's rap. What a champ.

Edited by Eyru Bieber, Mar 03 2012 - 11:34 PM.

[Dallas Winston]

...I feel inadequate next to that Raknar verse.

-Teezy

[Mr. Peanuts]

Entry'd. Want to rap battle about BZIII chars? Head on over to Amegakure.

EDIT: FRAAAAAK

Ninja'd.

*Slinks into shadows*

Edited by Armadijo, Mar 03 2012 - 11:37 PM.

[The Snark Knight]

...I feel inadequate next to that Raknar verse.

-Teezy

I feel inadequate next to all of these. I can't rap at all.

[ZHX]

I feel superior. Your raps cannot match a classical symphony.

Unless you turned LL's rap into a classical symphony.

[Ilyusha Blokfase]

I feel superior. Your raps cannot match a classical symphony.

Unless you turned LL's rap into a classical symphony.

*Pulls out my upright Bass*

*Plays Dragonneti's Concerto*

Does that work?

[Half a Cup of EW]

Alright, enough rapping and rap discussion. It's all BZPRPG, all the time in here, so let's keep our discussion to the game.

[Dallas Winston]

Well, now that Tillian's gone to Ga, it looks like all the activity's gonna hit there again.

Telling you. The guy's Tebow.

-Teezy

[Floridian Citrus]

Who the heck is Tebow?

And on topic: So, how is this big battle thingy gonna start?

[Ilyusha Blokfase]

Well, now that Tillian's gone to Ga, it looks like all the activity's gonna hit there again.

Telling you. The guy's Tebow.

-Teezy

Who does that make Jaron? Describe him, I want to know.

I can't wait to watch what happens here.

[ZHX]

So Zyckel is dead? Or at least dying?

Now waiting for berserker rage from Soli.

[A billion cats]

Well, now that Tillian's gone to Ga, it looks like all the activity's gonna hit there again.

Telling you. The guy's Tebow.

-Teezy

Who does that make Jaron? Describe him, I want to know.

I can't wait to watch what happens here.

Jaron...put simply....is a derp...

There is no other way to describe him.

[Ilyusha Blokfase]

Well, now that Tillian's gone to Ga, it looks like all the activity's gonna hit there again.

Telling you. The guy's Tebow.

-Teezy

Who does that make Jaron? Describe him, I want to know.

I can't wait to watch what happens here.

Jaron...put simply....is a derp...

There is no other way to describe him.

<_>

He's got some more character depth than that, mate. He's a little higher up on the crazy scale than just derp.

[Toa Onarax]

So who wants to interact with the Lunar Fox?

[ZHX]

Who is this Lunar Fox, and where is he?

[Toa Onarax]

@Hubert he's in Le-Wahi.

However to get a better understanding of him look at page 175 and 176 of Le-Koro. Then look for posts relating to a Vortixx named Sev.

[The Snark Knight]

Alright, night all. I'm logging off.

[Floridian Citrus]

'night!

I'm off, too. Seeing as its 2:15 am here.

(Although I'll stay on if anyone interacts with my characters)

[Indigo Individual]

@Hubert: In case you play a real instrument, I could send you an image of the sheet music for 'Reichenbach's Theme', which I wrote for piano.

But, back on-topic, my recent post in Le-Wahi describes the lock behind which the Death-Blade rests. Anyone involved in the Death-Blade plot may want to read it (FYI, it looks like a piano keyboard with only four keys).

[ZHX]

There's a death blade plot? Awesome.

And Vorex, sure, PM me it. I play the piano in reality.

[Indigo Individual]

Yep. I'll try to find the link to the Kini-Nui post that introduced it, and if you have a criminal character, PM me and I'll have Reich contact him.

It's time like these when I wish Vorex was online

^ Let this quote be immortalised ^