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[Kughii]

why do I think parachute = clay pigeon?

[Bulik]

Ahahahah. I would love to see that happen. It's likely to happen anyway.

[ZHX]

Have fun Maasi.

 

Don't worry.

 

I won't rip off your legs~

[Toa Onarax]

Well so much for the ship.

[Kaitholas Cage]

Meh. Kaithas can't overpower Darylhii in terms of plant control probably, but he can probably fight physically better.

 

Did I mention his katana cuts through plants like they aren't there?

 

As for clay pigeon, yes. But only way I see to get out.

[ZHX]

Meh. Kaithas can't overpower Darylhii in terms of plant control probably, but he can probably fight physically better.

 

Did I mention his katana cuts through plants like they aren't there?

/me wonders why people are obssessed with katanas. He also wonders if katanas can cut through giant blocks of wood.

 

'Physically better' is such a misleading term.

 

Definition plox.

[Kaitholas Cage]

Use sword better. He prefers to use it as elemental attacks.

 

Oh, and it's a Toa tool. Like Tahu's sword. Machete and katana combined thing.

 

Oh, and for other people it's because ninjas use them. In my case, it was completely random and I saw one while playing NWN.

[Constructman: Black Knight]

The altitude of the ship still unnerves me. I mean, we've got to be at least 10 000 feet off of the ground.

As for clay pigeon, skydive. Don't pull the chute until you really need to.

[ZHX]

Welcome to Mata Nui.

 

We discard your reality and replace it with our crazy chaotic trainwreck of one.

[Bulik]

Meh. Kaithas can't overpower Darylhii in terms of plant control probably, but he can probably fight physically better.
 
Did I mention his katana cuts through plants like they aren't there?

/me wonders why people are obssessed with katanas. He also wonders if katanas can cut through giant blocks of wood.

Because, katanas are well known and in RL, a well made katana can slice men in half, literally.

[Constructman: Black Knight]

The Japanese knew their blacksmithing. It's layered steel. Stronger than your average hunk of metal.

You guys aren't helping. Even if he's made of metal, as soon as he hits the groun, his neck will snap.

[ZHX]

So can a well-made European weapon.

 

Of course, the jian is superior to all~!

 

/emits BURNING CHINESE POWER.

[Kaitholas Cage]

Don't get me wrong, I love my longswords. I just like the curve of a katana. Kaithas' sword is actually closer in shape to a machete though.

[ZHX]

It's a machete then.

 

Now anyway, Maasi.

 

CAN YOU DEFEAT ME IN A CONTEST OF STRENGTH, SKILL AND MADNESS?

[The Giant Space Butterfly]

CAN YOU DEFEAT ME IN A CONTEST OF MADNESS?

NO.

[Constructman: Black Knight]

It is 7 against 1. Or 2, if Kokkinos feels really stupid.

[Toa Onarax]

Pfft.

 

Arabian swords are where it's at. Nothing like a good shamshir.

In other news any word on the return of the Mata-Nui Daily?

[ZHX]

It is 7 against 1. Or 2, if Kokkinos feels really stupid.

Divide and conquer~!

[Kaitholas Cage]

OH! I was just going to mention that I'm writing a comedy in the style of The Hitchhiker's Guide books.

 

And there are BZPRPG references. If you have a business and want it to show up...

[Meta-Mind]

So I disappear for a few hours, and suddenly the character that I had been developing plans for all day is in mortal peril by a method which scraps literally every idea I had (and yes, that includes massive crashes)? And then the idea I came up with afterwards (parachutes, probably with Kaun) turns out to not work because KNI ommitted Detero from his post?

 

WHYYYYYYYYY

[Bane of No Isles]

He can jump out with them

[Dreadheart]

 

 

Meh. Kaithas can't overpower Darylhii in terms of plant control probably, but he can probably fight physically better.
 
Did I mention his katana cuts through plants like they aren't there?

/me wonders why people are obssessed with katanas. He also wonders if katanas can cut through giant blocks of wood.

Because, katanas are well known and in RL, a well made katana can slice men in half, literally.

 

 

In fact, a well-made katana can slice five men in half.

 

Seriously, that's how they were tested. They'd bring the sword out, stack five prisoners on top of each other and... y'know.

Edited by Emissary to the Void, Dec 05 2012 - 08:06 PM.

[Norik The Blood Elf]

That's a good sword. Five men. Ouch.

[Bulik]

 

 

Meh. Kaithas can't overpower Darylhii in terms of plant control probably, but he can probably fight physically better.
 
Did I mention his katana cuts through plants like they aren't there?

/me wonders why people are obssessed with katanas. He also wonders if katanas can cut through giant blocks of wood.

Because, katanas are well known and in RL, a well made katana can slice men in half, literally.
 

 
In fact, a well-made katana can slice five men in half.
 
Seriously, that's how they were tested. They'd bring the sword out, stack five prisoners on top of each other and... y'know.

Yes, I know. But not every sword made is that good, so I went with a lower caliber example.

[The Giant Space Butterfly]

Well, the Maasi managed to get up and running again.

 

 

 

 

For about three minutes.

[Kaitholas Cage]

Blame the pirates.

[Constructman: Black Knight]

It's Hubert's turn to post I believe.

[Kaitholas Cage]

Precisely. Space pirates.

[ZHX]

Sorry, just let me pull my eyes away from MapleStory.

[Kughii]

A general warning to all those who thought Kughii only wrote long posts now days:

 

Don't read Po-wahi.

[JL v2]

The Best Sword?

 

Obviously the Type 1 Energy Weapon/Sword

[Constructman: Black Knight]

"His lightsaber is double sided!"

[JL v2]

Double Sided Tape = Best Weapon in this game.

 

Except if you apply 10$ for an upgrade you get an enchanted version, double sided duct tape. Any Toa will literally get owned.

[EmperorWhenua]

Cut it out.

 

Talk about the game.

[Constructman: Black Knight]

No really, what if a character had a giant strip of tape like adhesive as a weapon? It wouldn't be too effective but it would be annoying.

Edited by Constructman, Dec 05 2012 - 10:46 PM.

[Kughii]

...

 

DJ already did that. 

 

Skakdi slime and flax = duct tape in this game.  It works pretty well for tying POWs up.

[JL v2]

So, uh....

W

hat do you think will replace Kumu next year?

 

EDIT: About Adhesive weapons, you make me think about Echelon saying 'Now, Kiss!' as he magnetizes 2 enemies together.

Edited by JL v2, Dec 05 2012 - 11:04 PM.

[Constructman: Black Knight]

No, I mean a duct tape whip.

 

Probably some artificial island.

[Friar Tuck]

Idea: Tuck should crumple up any remaining airship wreckage via gravity, then hurl it as meteor. That would be awesome.

 

Sorry. Meteor smites are only reserved for something that truly deserves it. Something so terrible, so horrid, so profoundly and irrevocably stupid that after I smite you with my meteor not only will you be banned from the game, but B6 will kick you from the site, your family will disown you, and for the next six generations your offspring will wallow in the pain and humiliation.

 

Then and only then will I bring back the meteor, for that is the only thing that is worth its epic-ness, for once it is read it will melt the the eyes from your skulls, crash the site, and bring the internet to a crashing halt - it will be that glorious. The meteor-smite had become forever unreachable, now the stuff of legend.

 

For only a deed so legendarily bad will bring it back.

 

*bows as the curtains close*

 

Ok everyone BACK ON TOPIC! Thank you

[Bane of No Isles]

I imagine something like, I don't know, converting the entire Transformers franchise to BZPRPG or something like that.

Eh...

The Jhianil will be back, in a different reincarnation. You all just wait.