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[Toa Xemnas of Crystal]

A warning in advance: the following Angelus/Joske post is going to be so amazing, so original, so sadistic, so ridiculously manly that anyone who reads it will come out looking like Marlon Brando.

 

That's what's up.

 

-Tyler

Haha- false. I read it and nothing happened.

*looks in mirror*

... well obviously, my body wasn't ready.

Anyway, I think we should see more of Angelus vs. Joske in the future. That would be awesome.

[ZHX]

My beard just got bigger after reading it.

[Dallas Winston]

Now, with all the male bonding and general overdose of testosterone floating around the RPG today, I'd like to present:

 

Girl Talk

 

-Tyler

[Dreadheart]

Oh dear freaking god, Tyler!

[ZHX]

People, into the bunker. Because we're doomed.

[Constructman: Black Knight]

She's finally here! NOOO!

[Mr. Peanuts]

Usage of the name 'Rehd Shurrt' as a Ta-Skakdi mercenary was permitted in full by me. Any who wish to reuse the name in their own ICS may take it up with my dear friend, Shovelhand, over in Le-Wahi.

Edited by Jerry Renault, Jan 06 2013 - 08:27 PM.

[Dallas Winston]

yesssssssssssssss

 

-Tyler

[Constructman: Black Knight]

Shovelhand?

Wut?

But yeah, I got the Star Trek joke.

On a completely unrelated note, what time does the SUPA MANLY COOKOFF take place in relation to Nuju's murder?

[Toa Of Virtues]

Soo, I've been reading the funeral in Ko-Wahi, and somthing came to mind. In the red star story update a while back, GregF said that when a MU inhabitant dies, their body is teleported to the Red Star. He said that everyone else saw this as them becoming one with Mata Nui. Is this being reflected in this RPG?

[BenLuke]

No.

 

Why would we?

[Dreadheart]

@Constructman - He's talking about his char, Sulov. He's got a shovel where his left hand used to be.

 

It's a long story.

[Toa Of Virtues]

No.

 

Why would we?

Mkay, just checking

[Half a Cup of EW]

Soo, I've been reading the funeral in Ko-Wahi, and somthing came to mind. In the red star story update a while back, GregF said that when a MU inhabitant dies, their body is teleported to the Red Star. He said that everyone else saw this as them becoming one with Mata Nui. Is this being reflected in this RPG?

 

Fortunately, no. To put it simply, when people die in this RPG, they die for good. To include the Red Star's resurrection abilities would be confusing, and would also make any death meaningless, as people could continue playing as their character after death, making any death void of consequence, which might destroy the game as we know it.

Edited by Eyru Bieber, Jan 06 2013 - 09:00 PM.

[The Snark Knight]

Soo, I've been reading the funeral in Ko-Wahi, and somthing came to mind. In the red star story update a while back, GregF said that when a MU inhabitant dies, their body is teleported to the Red Star. He said that everyone else saw this as them becoming one with Mata Nui. Is this being reflected in this RPG?

 

Even if it was, the residents of the island would have no knowledge of it.

[Constructman: Black Knight]

Guys, what time does the SUPA MANLY COOKOFF take place in relation to Nuju's murder?

Red Star: Wouldn't they be teleported back into the MU though? After, that's where they belong. So they wouldn't show up on the island again.

Edited by Constructman, Jan 06 2013 - 09:38 PM.

[CAPUA]

Tyler, I'm assuming you're a fan of the Buffyverse?

[Dallas Winston]

: D

 

-Tyler

[Toa Xemnas of Crystal]

Now, with all the male bonding and general overdose of testosterone floating around the RPG today, I'd like to present:

 

Girl Talk

 

-Tyler

Mother of God...

welp, if you'll excuse me, I'll go pack my bags and head on over to Space Pirate's bunker.

[Toa Of Virtues]

Guys, what time does the SUPA MANLY COOKOFF take place in relation to Nuju's murder?

Red Star: Wouldn't they be teleported back into the MU though? After, that's where they belong. So they wouldn't show up on the island again.

Just to clear this up (even though it's a bit off-topic) The teleporter of the red star going back to the MU was broken, so any revived being stays in the Red Star. Also, the residents of the island would notice the body dissapearing, but they would just think that their body is becoming one with mata nui. Basically, all that I was asking was if the body dissapears.

[Toa Xemnas of Crystal]

Guys, what time does the SUPA MANLY COOKOFF take place in relation to Nuju's murder?

Red Star: Wouldn't they be teleported back into the MU though? After, that's where they belong. So they wouldn't show up on the island again.

Just to clear this up (even though it's a bit off-topic) The teleporter of the red star going back to the MU was broken, so any revived being stays in the Red Star. Also, the residents of the island would notice the body dissapearing, but they would just think that their body is becoming one with mata nui. Basically, all that I was asking was if the body dissapears.

Nope. Not even that. Dead people stay where they are (usually, unless they're being controlled by a Tryna wearer. Completely different discussion, though).

Edited by Toa Xemnas of Crystal, Jan 06 2013 - 10:01 PM.

[JL v2]

: D

 

-Tyler

---

 

Tyler scares me.

 

Possibly the largest chain of posts I have found most interesting in all my time in the BZPRPG, and it's about Heroes and their masterful cooking skills.

 

Tyler's skill scares me.

 

I wonder how this'll affect Joske's confrontation with Heuani.

Edited by JL v2, Jan 06 2013 - 10:42 PM.

[Constructman: Black Knight]

A wild Chef appeared! Wild Chef used deep fry! It's a one hit KO!

But cooking someone on the battlefield would be autohitting, wouldn't it?

Also, my question remains unanswered.

Edited by Constructman, Jan 06 2013 - 10:10 PM.

[Dallas Winston]

: D

 

-Tyler

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Tyler scares me.

 

Possibly the largest chain of posts I have found most interesting in all my team in the BZPRPG, and it's about Heroes and their masterful cooking skills.

 

Tyler's skill scares me.

 

I wonder how this'll affect Joske's confrontation with Heuani.

: D

 

Well, cross my heart. This season is gonna be even more fun than the season before.

 

-Tyler

Edited by Tyler Durden, Jan 06 2013 - 10:12 PM.

[Axilus Prime]

The Master Chef is in the house. 

[ZHX]

So beings the terrifying partnership of two crazy girls fraught with BtVS and Angel references.

[Dallas Winston]

Just two crazy girls?

 

Hubert, I am astound at your lack of vision.

 

-Tyler

[Half a Cup of EW]

Red Star: Wouldn't they be teleported back into the MU though? After, that's where they belong. So they wouldn't show up on the island again.

 

Once again, you are operating under the false assumption that the Matoran Universe actually exists in this game. We don't know if it does. For all we know, Mata Nui is just another island, with no big metal head underneath it, no tunnels to Metru Nui, and no grand purpose other than just being an island. We are playing this game as though nothing after 2001 ever happened; I thought that would have been evident by now.

 

 

 

Guys, what time does the SUPA MANLY COOKOFF take place in relation to Nuju's murder?

 

Use logic. It's happening after, because Joske and co. entered Ko-Koro after the murder, and, IC, the team has spent two nights in the inn. Exactly how long after? Nobody knows: that's BZPRPG-time for you.

[ZHX]

Just two crazy girls?

 

Hubert, I am astound at your lack of vision.

 

-Tyler

I'm being idealistic right now.

[Ilyusha Blokfase]

Just two crazy girls?

 

Hubert, I am astound at your lack of vision.

 

-Tyler

 

Just wait.

 

Just wait, guys.

 

It gets better.

[Toa Xemnas of Crystal]

Just two crazy girls?

 

Hubert, I am astound at your lack of vision.

 

-Tyler

 

Just wait.

 

Just wait, guys.

 

It gets better.

Aw naw, do you have something to do with this too, Kal?

[Dallas Winston]

No, he just happens to ask the right questions once in a while.

 

-Tyler

[Ilyusha Blokfase]

No, he just happens to ask the right questions once in a while.

 

-Tyler

 

since when do I even ask the questions

 

you just answer them assuming I'll ask

 

not like I mind though it's pretty awesome not gonna lie

[Dallas Winston]

DON'T GIVE AWAY MY SECRETS YOU DIRTY

 

Urghhhh.

 

-Tyler

[Mr. Peanuts]

-Wrathy Wrathful Posts of Wrath-

Debate Sessions

[JL v2]

Just two crazy girls?

 

Hubert, I am astound at your lack of vision.

 

-Tyler

 

Just wait.

 

Just wait, guys.

 

It gets better.

---

Soon Rhanus's or another Inn will provide a free resource of Pillows......

[Toa Xemnas of Crystal]

Just two crazy girls?

 

Hubert, I am astound at your lack of vision.

 

-Tyler

 

Tyler. Sometimes, you scare me. True story.

 

 

 

 

On another note...

what exactly did Wrath just do? If he killed himself I'll be sad.

Also- yay for giant text! XD

[ZHX]

Wrath vs Mata Nui.

 

He has evoked the challenge of 'honour'. Mata Nui, in his Klingon ways, cannot refuse now.

[Mr. Peanuts]

On another note...
what exactly did Wrath just do? If he killed himself I'll be sad.
Also- yay for giant text! XD

He fell unconscious and drifted off to sea. He's not dead.

Not yet.

Edited by Jerry Renault, Jan 06 2013 - 10:51 PM.

[Ilyusha Blokfase]

DON'T GIVE AWAY MY SECRETS YOU DIRTY

 

Urghhhh.

 

-Tyler

 

what secrets

 

I thought that everybody knew about that moonshine still out in the middle of Po-Wahi

 

you mean they di--

 

oh

 

uh

 

hey guys disregard this post