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#1 Offline MatauMetruNui

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Posted Oct 25 2011 - 10:31 AM

Hello, and welcome to my first solo comedy. So here are the characters: (Check the characters list often for updates. in spoiler tag for space)

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Chapter 1- A Dream




(Jaller sat in a chair with his feet up on the desk; the desk had the name “Sheriff” on it.)

Jaller: Life is good. Posted Image

Random Cop: Jaller? What are you doing sitting at the Sheriffs desk?!……….Again?!

Jaller: Oh, nothing I guess.

Random Cop: Oh good, I thought you were daydreaming………. Again!

Jaller: No not me, you must have me confused with some other pickle head.

Random Cop: Posted Image

Jaller: Never mind.

(At the car garage.)

Takua: There you are, I have been waiting.

Jaller: Oh shut up, I’m depressed.

Takua: You’re a what?

Jaller: I’m depre-

Takua: Oh ok, let's go on patrol.

Jaller: Ok. Posted Image

(Takua and Jaller are driving.)

Jaller: Takua why do you think I’m not the sheriff?

Takua: Maybe cause you shot the last one?

Jaller: Yeah probably.

Takua: Maybe also cause we’re only 16?

Jaller: Ok stop.

Takua: Hahli and me are going on a date tonight.

Jaller: But it’s my turn! Posted Image

Takua: Well you missed your chance, maybe next time you won't walk up to her and go “Um I um just um heh bla boo bla blarg!”.

Jaller: I did not say that!

Takua: You may as well have.

Jaller: Hey that guy’s speeding!

Takua: Ok hit the lights!

(The Police car makes an (Illegal) U-turn)

Jaller: That was illegal!

Takua: So what, we’re cops we can do WHATEVER we want!

Jaller: No, I can’t just shoot some guy!

Takua: That’s never stopped you before.

Jaller: That was an accident, and I told him I was sorry.

Takua: I don’t think yelling “My bad!” counts.

Jaller: Are you some kind of expert?

Takua: Well I like to think so-

Jaller: Takua! Turn around!

Takua: What about the bad guy?!

Jaller: We’re going to be late for school!

Takua: Ok we’re turning around.

(At school.)

Teacher: So as you can see by this, math is really hard. Posted Image

Hafu: Are you going to cry?!

Teacher: No. Posted Image

(Jaller and Takua are staring at Hahli.)

Teacher: Jaller, Takua you’re thoughts?

Jaller: Wha-what? Posted Image

Takua: WE’RE INNOCENT! Posted Image

Jaller: Takua calm down.

Teacher: Would you like to tell the class what you were looking at?

Jaller and Takua: No.

Teacher: Well do it anyways!

Jaller: Um I was not paying attention.

Takua: I was looking at the hot girl. Posted Image

Hahli: That’s creepy; I don’t know why I’m going on a date with you.

Teacher: Note to self: Get Takua mental help.

Bell: Ring ring.

Kids: Yay Yay yippy.

(Everyone leaves.)

Bell: No one care’s about the bell, I go “Ring ring” and every one leaves. Posted Image

(Later that night in the police car.)

Takua: I don’t know how you talked me into bringing you on my date.

Jaller: I‘m wearing my tuxedo aren’t I?

Takua: Well I guess so.

Jaller: Besides, McDonalds is not really date material.

Takua: Just let me pick the place and you shut up.

Jaller: There she is.

Hahli: Hi Ta- guys?

Jaller: Hi.

Takua: Ok Jaller get in the back.

Jaller: Um who’s the officer here?

Takua: Your telling me to put my girlfriend in the back?

Jaller: Yup.

(The three are driving down the road.)

Jaller: She is the best person back there we’ve had yet!

Hahli: You know I can hear you right?

Takua: It’s hard being on a date when your date is in the back seat.

(The three pull in to McDonalds.)

VMN: Welcome to McDon- Hey guys you bring criminals to McDonalds now?

Takua: That’s not a criminal that’s my girlfriend! Posted Image

VMN: Oh………………………….. I don’t want to know.

Jaller: You got that right.

VMN: And what’s with the tuxe-

Jaller: Look a speeder!

Takua: Do we have to go now?

Jaller: Yes!

Takua: * Sigh * Ok. Posted Image

(The car pulls out of the drive-in fast and catches up to the speeder.)

Jaller (Into a megaphone): Pull over!

(The car does so and Jaller gets out and goes to the window.)

Jaller: Do you know how fast you were going?!

MMN: Officer why are you wearing a tuxe-

Jaller: 70!

MMN: I was not; I was going 90. Posted Image

Jaller: I’m bringing you to jail.

MMN: Posted Image

(Jaller brings MMN to the car and puts him in the back.)

Hahli: Who’s that?!

Jaller: Just a criminal.

Hahli: You’re putting a criminal back here?!

Jaller: Why not?

Hahli: I will tell you why-

(Jaller shuts the door and gets in the front.)

Takua: You put a crimi-

MMN: Hi.

Takua: That’s no criminal, that’s MMN!

Jaller: I know, you think you know a guy.

Takua: Posted Image

The End

MMN

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Posted Oct 25 2011 - 04:15 PM

Chapter 2-April Fools?




(At school Jaller and Takua are coming in. The doors shut with a loud click.)

Jaller: Did you hear that?

Takua: What?

Jaller: That noise.

Takua: You heard that? I didn’t mean anything by it, please don’t hurt me!

Jaller: What? I was talking about the click sound.

Takua: Oh…………. Never mind.

Jaller: Um I guess.

(In the classroom everyone is there except the teacher.)

Hafu: I guess there’s no school today.

Jaller: I know what this is.

(Jaller gets up and goes to the calendar.)

Jaller: See its April so it’s a gag!

Hahli: Its not April it’s June.

Jaller: Oh……………...well I guess this place is haunted.

Hewkii: You mean like ghosts?

(Hewkii hides under his desk.)

Jaller: And they let this guy play football?

Takua: I would leave but all the doors are locked.

(Hewkii comes out of hiding.)

Hewkii: Why didn’t you say anything before?!

Takua: I wanted to but Jaller said we couldn’t cause “Everyone would get scared and cry. Mostly Hewkii, I hate Hewkii.”

(Hewkii looks back at Jaller while punching his fist into his hand.)

Jaller: Hey, hey now! I didn’t say that.

Takua: Well we have to get out, I need food!

Hahli: How could you think about food at a time like this!

Takua: Easy, I just imagine a burger and-

Hahli: Just shut up.

Hewkii: I say we beat up Jaller and Takua!

Takua: Do you have to beat us up, why not Macku and Hafu?

Hewkii: Macku…. Posted Image

Macku: You know I can hear you right?

Hewkii: Posted Image

Takua (Whispering): Maybe we should go now.

(Jaller, Takua, Hahli, Macku and Hafu leave.)

Macku: I know we can get out by going down the toilet! Posted Image

Takua: One problem: I broke all the toilets.

All: What!

Macku: Well I guess we will go out the girl’s bathroom.

Jaller: I’m a respectable man, I can’t go in there!

Takua: I can.

Hafu: I can’t go, there is water in there!

Hahli: Baby.

Hafu: If it touches me I might die!

Jaller: I will never go in there.

(In the girl’s bathroom)

Jaller: Hey! I don’t see any babies!

Hafu: What’s up with you and babies?

Jaller: I just like them there small and cuddly and-

(Everybody takes a step back from Jaller.)

Jaller: Oh-wha-what.

Takua: I still think that ghosts are behind all this.

(Hewkii busts in.)

Hewkii: I found you!

Takua and Jaller: Posted Image

Macku: Well I’m getting out of here bye!

(Macku dives head first in to the toilet which Takua flushes.)

Macku: Ah!

Hewkii: Hey! The only one who can try to flush my girlfriend down the toilet is me!

Jaller: You do that?!

Hewkii: Well that sounded better in my head.

Takua: Maybe you should help her.

Hewkii: Why should I?

Hafu: I’ll help.

(Hafu gets close and a small drop of water lands on him.)

Hafu: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Posted Image

(Hafu runs out screaming.)

Hewkii: ………………… Anyways she’s not asking for help.

Takua: That’s cause her heads slam-dunked in a toilet.

Hewkii: Oh……………..I’m comin Macku!

Jaller: Let’s go!

(Jaller, Takua and Hahli leave and go back to the classroom.)

(In the classroom.)

Matoro: Where did the others go?

Takua: It’s a long story.

Jaller: Its not that long.

???: We have time.

Takua: Who said that?

???: Up here.

(Jaller pulls out his gun and shoots randomly.)

Bell: Hey! Watch out!

All: The bell can talk?!

Bell: Of Cour-

(Jaller shoots Bell who falls on the floor.)

Takua: You bring your gun to school?

Jaller: Of course!

Takua: Well use it to shoot the lock.

Jaller: I cant I’m out of ammo.

Matoro: Of course.

Jaller: I guess we’ll have to stay here-

Matoro: All night. Posted Image

To Be Continued

MMN

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Posted Oct 25 2011 - 08:18 PM

Chapter 3-Nightfall




(Everybody is hiding in the classroom except Matoro.)

Hewkii: The ghosts want me!

Jaller: Stop it; I’m trying to sleep.

Matoro: I think I can build a telescope out of this cardboard and string.

MMN: What’s a telamasope? Posted Image

Takua: No no, Posted Image a tela-pha-sope.

MMN: Oooooohhhhhhhhh……….what’s that?

(Footsteps are heard outside.)

Jaller: Did you guys hear that?

MMN: Ssshhh! I’m talking to Professor Marko.

Matoro: No Ma-tor-o.

Jaller: Why don’t you guys shut-up-I’m-try-ing-to-hear-the-foot-steps-out-side.

MMN: Well-why-don’t-you-just-listen-and-let-me-talk-to-Markaroo!

Matoro: Posted Image Ok you see-

MMN: Don’t worry Mackatoro, I got this.

Jaller: MMN go out and check!

MMN: Kay kay Jailler.

(MMN leaves.)

VMN: Good job.

Hafu: Good job Jailler- I mean Jaller.

MMN (From outside): AAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Takua: Sounds like things are going good for MMN.

VMN: MMN!

Jaller: Don’t go it’s not worth it!

VMN: You’re saying it’s not worth it?! Posted Image

Jaller We’re not saying it’s not worth it to go out for you’re brother-

Takua: We’re saying it’s not worth it to go for MMN.

Jaller: Yup.

Hahli: Don’t be so mean, I will go look for MMN.

Jaller: Then I’m coming with you!

Takua: Me too!

VMN: Oh thanks guys. Posted Image

(Out in the hall VMN, Hahli, Jaller and Takua are looking down a hole.)

VMN: Do you think he’s down there?

Hahli: I don’t kno-

(Jaller and Takua push lockers over the hole.)

Hahli: Guys what are you doing?!

Jaller: Saving everyone.

MMN (From down the hole): VNKANM, Hullee, Jaloo, Tackahu are you up there?

Jaller: You still want to help him?

VMN: No not really.

Takua: Good man.

(They all go in the classroom.)

Jaller: I know how to get out, but I need a volunteer.

(Everyone looks at Hafu.)

Hafu: Oh great. Posted Image

(Hafu gets thrown out the classroom window.)

Jaller: Now for my plan.

MMN: Hey guys.

Takua: Didn’t we get rid of you?!

MMN: The principal helped me.

All: The principal?!

MMN: You want to meet him?

Jaller: I will go, incase he wants to hurt us, he wont get you guys.

Takua: Thanks man.

Jaller: What?!

Takua: Thanks.

Jaller: No no! Your supposed to say “No Jaller I will go instead.”

Takua: No way!

Jaller: Ok if I’m not back in ten minutes, either MMN killed me, the principal killed me or I found a way out and I’m not coming back for you guys.

Hahli: Thanks Jaller we can always count on you. Posted Image

(In the principal’s office.)

MMN: I got the guy you wanted Veezeearon

Jaller: Hello?

(The big chair turns around and the person in it is.)

Vezon: I told you that’s not my name! Posted Image

Jaller: Are you going to let us go?

Vezon: Yes.

Jaller: Thank-

Vezon: Ha ha April fools! Posted Image

Jaller: Its not April it’s June.

Vezon: Ha ha double April fools! I set all the calendars to June! Didn’t you notice that you were in school in the summer? Posted Image

Jaller: No.

Vezon: That’s sad.

Jaller: Yeah…………

MMN: Jajala I know how to get out.

Jaller: How?

MMN: We go up to the classroom and wait.

Jaller: Ok. Posted Image

(In the classroom the next morning.)

Takua: Morning, finally!

(The Teacher comes in.)

Teacher: Hey you guys got in early!

Hewkii: Well bye!

Teacher: Not so fast.

(Hewkii starts walking slower.)

Teacher: Get back here! Cause class is in session!

Kids: NOOOOOO!!! Posted Image

The End

MMN

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Posted Oct 26 2011 - 09:58 AM

Chapter 4-The Getaway


(Jaller and Takua are in a hi-speed chase.)

Jaller: Faster faster!

Takua: It won’t!

Jaller: Oh…………………..Go faster!

Takua: Posted Image

(The car gets away.)

Jaller: GRRRRRRRRR!

Takua: Well let’s go home.

Jaller: Wait can I drive?

Takua: No way! This is MY car!

Jaller: Oh I’m sorry.

Takua: It’s ok-

(Jaller pushes his gun in Takua’s head.)

Jaller: Nobody gets away from me…………………and lives.

Takua: Oh ok you can drive. Posted Image

(Jaller drives down a small alley.)

Takua: Where are we going?

Jaller: It’s this shop I heard of.

Takua: Is it legal?

Jaller: Ummm, no it’s not.

Takua: Oh boy I ha-

Jaller: There it is!

(Jaller and Takua pull up to a building.)

Takua: What is this?

Jaller: It a place where they upgrade your car to go supa fast.

Takua: I don’t want these monkeys even looking at my car!

Jaller: Relax it a company car. And there’s a money back guarantee.

Takua: Really? But still we’re the police!

(Inside.)

Pohatu: It’s the heat fellas! Posted Image

Random Worker: Deploy cover!

(Jaller and Takua walk inside and the place looks like a restaurant.)

Jaller: This doesn’t look like Pohatu’s Customs.

Random Worker: Welcome to Yo Ma n Dads Totally Legal Restaurant.

Jaller: Oh well-

Random Worker: Totally legal. Posted Image

Jaller: Oh I thought this was something else.

Random Worker: What’s the password?

Jaller: Ummmmm, password?

Random Worker: Nope.

Takua: Police?

Random Worker: I knew we needed a better password. Posted Image

(The walls spin around to reveal nice cars, tool and lots of stuff.)

Jaller: Look at all this junk!

Pohatu: What about that? Posted Image

(Pohatu gestures to a supa nice car.)

Jaller: That’s not so cool.

Pohatu: Nobody makes fun of my work; lets get him!

(The workers start to beat up Jaller.)

Jaller: Help! Posted Image

Takua: So can you make my car go faster?

Jaller: Our car!

Takua: Shut up.

Jaller: Ow!

Pohatu: How much faster we talkin’?

Takua: I don’t know, three miles? Posted Image

Pohatu: No no I’ll fix you up.

Takua: Ok I’ll be in the waiting room.

(In the waiting room.)

Jaller: Oh wow, wow, whoa oh wa-

Takua: Stop it, what are you looking at?

Jaller: Police Monthly.

Takua: So why are you like “Wow, wow” and stuff?

Jaller: Look at the pictures!

Takua: It’s just a blank page!

Jaller: I know right?!

Takua: Yeah…

(Pohatu comes in.)

Pohatu: Done.

Takua: That was fast.

(They look at the car and nothings different.)

Jaller: You didn’t do any thing!

Takua: Yeah no flames no nothing!

Pohatu: Hey it’s all under the hood.

Jaller: This better work, or I’m coming back for you.

(Jaller and Takua get in the car and drive away.)

Random Worker: So here’s my thought on passwords.

Pohatu: I want an easy password so I don’t forget!

(In the car.)

Jaller: There he is!

Takua: How convenient.

(The driver floors it and gets away.)

Jaller: Lets see if the upgrades are worth the price we paid.

Takua: Oh yeah! I forgot to pay Pohatu!

(The police car speeds up and catches up.)

Jaller: Ok I’m going to shoot at his tires!

Takua: Ok-

(Jaller shoots through the windshield at a tire. The tire blows and the car spins out.)

Takua: Oh man, why did you shoot trough the windshield?!

Jaller: Well I was getting flack from the guys that I wasn’t getting shot at enough so yeah.

Takua: Ok let’s get him!

(Jaller and Takua get out of the car and go up to the window.)

Speeder Guy: What seems to be the problem officer? Posted Image

Jaller: What?!

Takua: I don’t believe it!

(Jaller and Takua arrest the speeder.)

Speeder Guy: What did I do wrong?!

Jaller: Can I drive?

Takua: No way!

(Jaller holds his gun to Takua’s head.)

Takua: Posted Image

The End

MMN

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Posted Oct 27 2011 - 04:39 PM

Chapter 5- In Hot Water





(Jaller and Takua are sitting in the sheriff’s office.)

Jaller: I wonder if we’re going to get promotions?!

Takua: So that’s why we’re in handcuffs?

Jaller: I don-

(Sheriff Dekar walks in.)

Jaller: Sir thank you for the promotion, I knew it was coming-

Dekar: Son this is not about a promotion.

Jaller: Its not? :(

Dekar: This is about how you illegally upgraded your cruiser, arrested a movie star-

Takua: Ok you see he didn’t look like a movie star!

Dekar: That’s because he was filming a movie!

Jaller: Well where was the film crew?

Dekar: You ran them over! And speaking of the film crew, you shot them for “Trying to aid a criminal.”

Takua: We sent flowers. :biggrin:

Dekar: That doesn’t count.

Jaller: Well this guy claiming to be Steven Kanohiburg walks up and was like “You can’t arrest my star.” So I shot him.

Dekar: Just get in the cell for three-

Takua: Days that’s not so bad.

Dekar: Decades.

Jaller: What? :o

Dekar: Or bail.

(In a jail cell.)

Jaller: The best years of my life, gone.

Takua: We will be 46 when we get out.

Jaller: Oh no!

Takua: Well I’m not staying here.

Jaller: How?

Takua: I’m going to dig my way out!

Jaller: :crying:

Guard: Come on, someone posted bail.

Jaller: We’re free!

Takua: But who? We don’t know anyone that loaded.

(Outside, VMN, MMN and Hahli are waiting.)

Hahli: I’m glad you guys are ok.

Jaller: How did you guys pay?

Hahli: Oh yeah just ignore me.

VMN: MMN paid.

MMN: It’s ok I had five dollar lying around that I didn’t know what to do with.

Jaller: Five dollars! I’m going back in there, we’re worth a ton more! :burnmad:

Takua: I’m just glad to be out.

MMN: You guys don’t even have to pay me back you just have to help me with one thing.

(Later.)

Takua: You want us to help you rob this house?!

MMN: It’s easy.

Jaller: I bet it is, but we’re the cops we arrest guy like you!

MMN: Come on guys put on these masks!

Takua: But it’s just a paper bag with eyeholes!

MMN: I made them myself.

Jaller: No kidding. :sarcastic2:

(The three walk over to the house and break a window.)

Takua: Shh shh not so loud!

MMN: I’m breaking a window, what do you want from me!

Jaller: Ok……. lets go.

(The three go inside and see Hewkii sleeping.)

Takua: Hey whoa you didn’t say we were breaking in Hewkii’s house and don’t say-

MMN: You didn’t ask. :biggrin:

Jaller: He will beat the *&@^ out of us!

MMN: Maybe out of you but I have a good plan for escape.

(Hewkii rolls over and the three jump and hide.)

Hewkii (Sleeping): No its ok I’ll just beat you up tomorrow.

Jaller: He sleeps with a teddy bear?

Takua: This is gold! :tounge:

MMN: Ok lets swipe it.

Jaller: You broke in just for that?!

MMN: Well what did you think I was going to take, money?

Jaller: Well here we go.

(Jaller and Takua go for the bear and Hewkii wakes up.)

Hewkii: Who dares try to take Mr. Snug-a-la fluffy kins of soft stuff land?! :angry:

Jaller: Wow you need a shorter name.

Hewkii: You die first.

Jaller: Mommy. :cry:

(The two start to get beat up.)

MMN: Well it’s been fun but I got to go Kay-thanks-bye!

(MMN leaves.)

Jaller and Takua (From inside the house.): AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

(The next day in school Jaller and Takua come in wheel chairs and casts and stuff.)

Teacher: What happened to you two?

Takua: Well-

Teacher: Ok I really don’t care, so Hewkii you have a story you’d like to share?

Hewkii: Yes so there I was, in my house, sleeping and three burglars came in I beat the &#%#$ out-

Teacher: Hey! Language.

Hewkii: -of two of them and the other one got away.

MMN: I wonder who that could be?

(Dekar walks in.)

Dekar: You two!

Jaller and Takua: Yes sir!

Dekar: I need you to look for those criminals.

Takua: It’s going to be hard to drive-

Dekar: I don’t want your lame excuses, get to it!

Jaller and Takua: Yes sir.

The End

MMN

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Posted Oct 28 2011 - 11:38 AM

Hilarious, a few typos, but still good, keep it up.
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Posted Oct 29 2011 - 08:58 AM

Chapter 6-Go Fish



(In school.)

Teacher: Ok class today we are going on a field trip!

MMN: To get ice cream? :biggrin:

Teacher: No any ways-

MMN: To get donuts? :biggrin:

Teacher: No! We are going to-

MMN: Get ice cream? :P

Teacher: No if you just-

MMN: Now are we going to get donuts? :psychotwitch:

Teacher: No we are- MMN is there any thing you would like to add?

MMN: No.

Teacher: Ok so we are going-

MMN: Well now that you mention it are we going to get ice cream?

Teacher: Yes! It’s out in the back go get it!

MMN: Ok!

(MMN runs out.)

Teacher: Now then we are going on a fishing trip.

Jaller: Fish?

Takua: Ing?

Hafu: No way I’m going with the ice cream!

Hewkii: Me too!

Macku: You’re not coming?

Hewkii: Oh well if you’re going I will go.

(The class all leaves except for MMN and Hafu and they get on the bus.)

Jaller: Takua do you know how to fish?

Takua: I will tell you what I know about fishing if you tell me about “ing”.

Jaller: You don’t know about that?!

Takua: I fell asleep I guess. :dontgetit:

Jaller: Ok well ing is used to make things sound like your doing a lot of work but really it’s just a lie.

Takua: Ok well I don’t know any thing about fishing.

Jaller: That’s great. <_<

(At the fishing spot.)

Teacher: Ok class divide into groups of four.

Jaller: Ok me; Takua, Hahli and VMN will go this way.

VMN: Ok.

(Later.)

Takua: That was a hike.

Jaller: Ok this is a good spot.

VMN: Ok so what now?

Jaller: Umm I don’t know I didn’t think we’d get this far.

Takua: Well we need bait.

Jaller: Any volunteers?

Takua: Ok VMN get on the line.

VMN: No way you do it.

Hahli: You don’t use somebody as bait you got to use something.

Jaller: Like this bottle?

Hahli: No like-

MMN: Ice cream? :biggrin:

(MMN and Hafu are there, holding ice cream cones.)

Jaller: Where did you come from?!

Takua: And more importantly where did you get the ice cream?

MMN: In answer to the first out back and to the second we found them in said spot.

Hafu: There was some for you guys but we ate them on the way.

Jaller: Ok let’s get the fish.

MMN: Ok!

(MMN goes over to the water and hold his ice cream cone over the water and a fish jumps out and gets grabbed by MMN.)

MMN: See?

Jaller: Show off.

(Jaller pushes MMN in the water.)

MMN: Ahh!

(MMN sinks.)

VMN: He can’t swim! :o

Takua: Bummer lets go.

Hafu: I have an idea!

(Hafu grabs a fishing pole and puts ice cream on it and fishes MMN out.)

MMN: AH! There were mermaids down there! :nervous:

Hahli: What do we do now?

Takua: We could make out?

Jaller and Hahli: No!

Takua: Ok I was only asking.

MMN: Lets go back to the bus.

VMN: Ok Jaller lead the way.

Jaller: Uh um I think it’s that way.

VMN: You don’t know do you?

Jaller: Um no, not really no.

Takua: Don’t worry I put down a trail of breadcrumbs.

Hafu: I’m so glad we had a trail to follow you guys with, wait what were you saying?

MMN: That was delicious.

Takua: We’re dead.

Jaller: It won’t be a problem.

(Later that night Jaller is running though the woods.)

Jaller: Guys? Where are you?

MMN: Hi.

Jaller: Ahh! :surprised:

MMN: You ran away so I offered to follow you.

Jaller: What do we do now?

MMN: Call for help.

Jaller: You have your phone?

MMN: Nope, help help! Someone help!

Takua: Finally we found you!

Jaller: Oh good I thought you’d never find me.

VMN: We just followed the path of broken stuff.

Jaller: Look the bus!

(The group runs over to the bus, get on and go home.)

The End

Edited by MatauMetruNui, Oct 29 2011 - 09:32 AM.

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Posted Oct 29 2011 - 09:26 AM

MMN: Ok!

(MMN goes over to the water and hold his ice cream cone over the water and a fish jumps out and gets grabbed by MMN.)

MMN: See?

Jaller: Show off.

(Jaller pushes MMN in the water.)

MMN: Ahh!

(MMN sinks.)

VMN: He can’t swim! :o

Takua: Bummer lets go.

Hafu: I have an idea!

(Hafu grabs a fishing pole and puts ice cream on it and fishes MMN out.)

MMN: AH! There were mermaids down there! :nervous:


Best part, keep it coming brotha.

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Posted Nov 04 2011 - 12:12 PM

Chapter 7- The Twilight Zone


Narrator: This one gets away from our usual story, so be prepared for some twists and turns I think you will quite enjoy, today’s story “The Village”.

(Jaller, Takua, Hahli, Hewkii, Macku, Hafu, and Matoro wake up in a weird house.)

Jaller: Ow my head.

(Takua sits up and has a lampshade on his head.)

Takua: Hey guys I cant see I’m blind!

Jaller: Take the lampshade off!

Takua: Oh um that didn’t happen.

Hewkii: Where are we?

Hafu: I don’t know but it kind of looks like my mommy’s house. :biggrin:

(Matoro slaps Hafu.)

Matoro: We’re not at you’re moms house! :angry:

Hafu: :crying:

Macku: I’m hungry.

Jaller: Lets go see what there is to eat.

(The gang goes downstairs and in the kitchen.)

Takua: Where is everyone?

Jaller: Anyone know how to cook?

Hahli: I don’t think it would matter; all the food is fake.

Macku: But I just ate like three boxes of crackers!

Hafu: Rofl that’s a bummer for you! :superfunny:

Hewkii: Did you just say rofl?

Hafu: Yes I did
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Jaller: Ok lets just go around town, meet back here in an hour.

All: Ok.

(The gang spreads out and looks around. Later the gang returns.)

Takua: Find anything?

Hewkii: I found Matoro hiding.

Jaller: Why is Matoro scared?

Matoro: I’m afraid because every thing is so illogical!

Jaller: Well-

Matoro: :drool:

Takua: You ok-

Matoro: :drool:

Hafu: Want to go?

Jaller: Yes lets run.

(The gang runs away from Matoro and goes to the police office.)

Takua: Well let’s ask the local cop for help!

Jaller: Yeah!

(Jaller and Takua go inside.)

Takua: Hello?

Jaller: We are not burglars!

Takua: :???:

Jaller: What?

(Screams from out side are herd.)

Jaller: Did you hear that?

Takua: Yeah I did hear that it sounded like an angry mob!

Jaller: I guess but it sounded to me like fear.

Takua: Well I think you’re a-

(Laughing is heard.)

Jaller: What was that?!

Takua: That’s no mob, that’s a……………… kid?

(Jaller and Takua run out side and find nothing.)

Takua: Look a tree is knocked over!

Jaller: Were is Hahli?!

Takua: And those other people.

(On the underside of the tree is what looks like a wooden “X” and it is made of plastic.)

Jaller: But what’s a fake tree doing here?

Takua: I don’t know but where is everybody?

(Takua and Jaller run around franticly looking for people.)

Jaller: Where is everyone!

(A big shadow passes over and tries to pick up Jaller and Takua.)

Jaller and Takua: Ahh!!

(A big hand picks them up and holds them in its hand.)

Big child: Look mommy I found the other ones!

Mommy: Put them in the box with the other ones.

(The child puts Jaller and Takua in the box and leaves.)

Mommy: You need to be careful with your new toys; Daddy had to go a long way for them.

(The gang looks out from the box and sees they are in a big bedroom.)

Jaller: No! :(

Matoro: :wired:

Takua: *faceplam*

The End

If anyone thinks this chapter is dumb I can't blame you.

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Posted Nov 04 2011 - 12:44 PM

yes.... yes... i soo remember this!
why isnt Jaller the jailer :P

Edited by WORT WORT WORT, Nov 08 2011 - 01:34 PM.

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