Chapter 1- A Dream
(Jaller sat in a chair with his feet up on the desk; the desk had the name “Sheriff” on it.)
Jaller: Life is good.
Random Cop: Jaller? What are you doing sitting at the Sheriffs desk?!……….Again?!
Jaller: Oh, nothing I guess.
Random Cop: Oh good, I thought you were daydreaming………. Again!
Jaller: No not me, you must have me confused with some other pickle head.
Jaller: Never mind.
(At the car garage.)
Takua: There you are, I have been waiting.
Jaller: Oh shut up, I’m depressed.
Takua: You’re a what?
Jaller: I’m depre-
Takua: Oh ok, let's go on patrol.
(Takua and Jaller are driving.)
Jaller: Takua why do you think I’m not the sheriff?
Takua: Maybe cause you shot the last one?
Jaller: Yeah probably.
Takua: Maybe also cause we’re only 16?
Jaller: Ok stop.
Takua: Hahli and me are going on a date tonight.
Jaller: But it’s my turn!
Takua: Well you missed your chance, maybe next time you won't walk up to her and go “Um I um just um heh bla boo bla blarg!”.
Jaller: I did not say that!
Takua: You may as well have.
Jaller: Hey that guy’s speeding!
Takua: Ok hit the lights!
(The Police car makes an (Illegal) U-turn)
Jaller: That was illegal!
Takua: So what, we’re cops we can do WHATEVER we want!
Jaller: No, I can’t just shoot some guy!
Takua: That’s never stopped you before.
Jaller: That was an accident, and I told him I was sorry.
Takua: I don’t think yelling “My bad!” counts.
Jaller: Are you some kind of expert?
Takua: Well I like to think so-
Jaller: Takua! Turn around!
Takua: What about the bad guy?!
Jaller: We’re going to be late for school!
Takua: Ok we’re turning around.
Teacher: So as you can see by this, math is really hard.
Hafu: Are you going to cry?!
(Jaller and Takua are staring at Hahli.)
Teacher: Jaller, Takua you’re thoughts?
Takua: WE’RE INNOCENT!
Jaller: Takua calm down.
Teacher: Would you like to tell the class what you were looking at?
Jaller and Takua: No.
Teacher: Well do it anyways!
Jaller: Um I was not paying attention.
Takua: I was looking at the hot girl.
Hahli: That’s creepy; I don’t know why I’m going on a date with you.
Teacher: Note to self: Get Takua mental help.
Bell: Ring ring.
Kids: Yay Yay yippy.
Bell: No one care’s about the bell, I go “Ring ring” and every one leaves.
(Later that night in the police car.)
Takua: I don’t know how you talked me into bringing you on my date.
Jaller: I‘m wearing my tuxedo aren’t I?
Takua: Well I guess so.
Jaller: Besides, McDonalds is not really date material.
Takua: Just let me pick the place and you shut up.
Jaller: There she is.
Hahli: Hi Ta- guys?
Takua: Ok Jaller get in the back.
Jaller: Um who’s the officer here?
Takua: Your telling me to put my girlfriend in the back?
(The three are driving down the road.)
Jaller: She is the best person back there we’ve had yet!
Hahli: You know I can hear you right?
Takua: It’s hard being on a date when your date is in the back seat.
(The three pull in to McDonalds.)
VMN: Welcome to McDon- Hey guys you bring criminals to McDonalds now?
Takua: That’s not a criminal that’s my girlfriend!
VMN: Oh………………………….. I don’t want to know.
Jaller: You got that right.
VMN: And what’s with the tuxe-
Jaller: Look a speeder!
Takua: Do we have to go now?
Takua: * Sigh * Ok.
(The car pulls out of the drive-in fast and catches up to the speeder.)
Jaller (Into a megaphone): Pull over!
(The car does so and Jaller gets out and goes to the window.)
Jaller: Do you know how fast you were going?!
MMN: Officer why are you wearing a tuxe-
MMN: I was not; I was going 90.
Jaller: I’m bringing you to jail.
(Jaller brings MMN to the car and puts him in the back.)
Hahli: Who’s that?!
Jaller: Just a criminal.
Hahli: You’re putting a criminal back here?!
Jaller: Why not?
Hahli: I will tell you why-
(Jaller shuts the door and gets in the front.)
Takua: You put a crimi-
Takua: That’s no criminal, that’s MMN!
Jaller: I know, you think you know a guy.
Edited by MatauMetruNui, Oct 25 2011 - 04:09 PM.