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[///dotcom///]

Jake is a just a big red herring.

[Nukaya]

I'm rather curious as to what the huge thing Jake has stashed in his puzzle modus is.

My guess is The Tumor or another fenestrated wall (possibly one Jade+crew will bust through?), but I haven no clue as to how he would have gotten his hands on the codes for either of those objects.

Or the tallpants are really just that tall.

Also, I saw a theory that UU could really be Aradia's ancestor, based on UU's symbol doohickey having that green zigzaggy bit that to a degree matches the green zigzaggy of the Handmaid's outfit, and that the Handmaid probably would have the time powers to pull something like that off.

At the same time, it could just be another reacharound that is so farfetched, that even Hussie wouldn't go for it.

Actually, it's clearly Umbra. He probably got bored waiting around on Voya Nui. ;)

Edited by Nukaya, Nov 21 2011 - 03:23 PM.

[///dotcom///]

I doubt she's any of the trolls we know. Or even that she is a troll.
She kows too much to be a previous player. Even the Handmaid wouldn't be able to contact the Scratched session, anyways.

How bout that timaeusTestified?

[Ghostie]

D??? Strider seems like he would be pretty cool. Not, obviously, as cool as Dave, but pretty cool.

My name theory is 'Dude Strider.' Because he's rad.

[Phyoohrii]

Actually, it's clearly Umbra. He probably got bored waiting around on Voya Nui.

whydidimakethisohgog

[Ymper Trymon]

D??? Strider seems like he would be pretty cool. Not, obviously, as cool as Dave, but pretty cool.

My name theory is 'Dude Strider.' Because he's rad.

That brings up the question, though, of whether the Dude abides.

Personally, I think he does, but, y'know, that's just like, ah, my opinion, man.

[///dotcom///]

So okay , those guys in Dave's poster are brobots.
One of them does...gentle..stuff..when wrestling Jake.

I can't say if this is completely hilarious or completely awesome.
Probably both.

[ZippyWharrgarbl]

You know, I only recently got up to date with Homestuck. I miss Doc Scratch already, what with his gentlemanly politeness that was very almost creepy.

Who else is looking forward to D Strider's no-doubt ironical appearance? Also, will he still be more awesome than Dave?

[Xomeron]

Scratch was always kind of annoying, for me. I hated most of Act V, really. Could stand the trolls and skipped most of their part.

I have an incredibly strange fondness for Jane, though.

[ZippyWharrgarbl]

Scratch was an excellent host and a right gentleman, I thought. The most annoying thing about him was probably having to use effort to highlight all his text. Still, he was sort of a meanie sometimes.

Are you talking about Jade here? She was cool, especially when she did all those awesome magic Witch shenanigans.

[Kohila]

You guys should all be up and getting in a single file line for when my incredible visage hits the silver screen.
As soon as all those fangirls all stop swooning with the sound of a thousand swoons, I'll do an awesome example of my broswag to make you all jaws drop and hit the freaking floor.
A resonating thud of thousands will be the calling card for me to talk to Jake.

[Makaru]

Oh great another bot on BZP.

Oh wait.

[Ymper Trymon]

Not to be a bother or anything, TT, but would you care to tell us a bit about your auto-responder?

[Uber Bunny]

Anybody else considering the possibility of PM going crazy/flipping the you-know-what out like a weaswel from PS and start a killing spree like Jack? I mean, he did kill everybody she loved and cared for, which warrants possible insanity.

[Xomeron]

Are you talking about Jade here? She was cool, especially when she did all those awesome magic Witch shenanigans.

I mean Jane, the new girl.

[///dotcom///]

Are you talking about Jade here? She was cool, especially when she did all those awesome magic Witch shenanigans.

I mean Jane, the new girl.

Which is funny considering she's been the ghost of an old lady the entire comic.

[Kohila]

Not to be a bother or anything, TT, but would you care to tell us a bit about your auto-responder?

It seems you have asked about DS's chat client auto-responder. This is an application designed to simulate DS's otherwise inimitably rad typing style, tone, cadence, personality, and substance of retort while he is away from the computer. The algorithms are guaranteed to be 96% indistinguishable from DS's native neurological responses, based on some statistical analysis I basically just pulled out of my imagination right now.
...
I hope you appreciate the intentional irony as most people would.

[ZippyWharrgarbl]

Are you talking about Jade here? She was cool, especially when she did all those awesome magic Witch shenanigans.

I mean Jane, the new girl.

Which is funny considering she's been the ghost of an old lady the entire comic.

Oops, sorry, King of Shadows. < : D I'm not too familiar with the new names yet.

Also, yes, Dotcom; it is sort of odd everyone knows her and yet she's entirely new at the same time.

Rest assured we are appreciating the irony, TT. We are all on our knees now, bowing and honouring all that irony swag right there.

Edited by ZippyWharrgarbl, Nov 23 2011 - 12:22 AM.

[Makaru]

This new session is the inspiration for Lord English. Not the other way around.
Calling it.

[Phyoohrii]

"Just a quick thing I made from scratch, it's basically Flare by Clark Powell, only not very good. Bad even. It needs plenty of work to sound any good, but I only got this together in a couple of hours or so. Also contains elements from Cascade (Joren de Bruin), Upward Movement (Robert Blaker) and Three in the Morning (Clark Powell)."

[///dotcom///]

Hmm so. Jake's house is overrun with pumpkin vines (What pumpkin vines? Oh yeah, those) and also he's dream dead.
Mysteries.

[Equius Zahhak]

D --> So I haven't really been on BZPower since it came back online, but I figured I'd jump back in the MSPA topic or something
D --> I've never gotten a chance to say it, but I find it amusing how BZP went down almost right before [S]Seer: Ascend and the entire bit with Doc Scratch
D --> It's a shame, because I would have actually had somewhere to fan over it
D --> Oh well, that's in the past
D --> I really like where Hussie's going with the new Scratched kids

(Could someone please confirm to me whether or not the "D -->"'s are allowed? I was never really clear on that)

[Makaru]

Unless someone smarter says otherwise, I was under the impression ascii-ish art (that's the whole bow and arrow thing, right?) is all right. it's when numbers and symbols replace letters in words (leet) that you can't do here.

Meaning you can only be half-Equius, in character, I guess.

My sympathies to Terezi RPers.

[Touko Fukawa]

Unless someone smarter says otherwise, I was under the impression ascii-ish art (that's the whole bow and arrow thing, right?) is all right. it's when numbers and symbols replace letters in words (leet) that you can't do here.

Meaning you can only be half-Equius, in character, I guess.

My sympathies to Terezi RPers.

This means while he can only be half-Equius, I can be 100% Eridan. Dave Strider would appreciate the irony.
Also, it's slightly sad that the wwhole pumpkin gag wwas just Jake English messin wwith his transportaliser
But I dont really care, I just wwant to see moray of the post-scratch kids, and I cant wwait till they meet John. Jade, Davve, and Rose! Also, jane has no idea howw privviledged she is, i mean there are SBURB players wwho wwould literally kill for the things she has.

[ZippyWharrgarbl]

Is it me, or does the monster that has just jumped out at Jake look oddly like Karkat's lusus crabdad? Also, Jake's 'husktop' looks very Troll-esque. COINCIDENCE?!

(Pats on the back for Miss Obvious, everyone)

[///dotcom///]

Yeah, the fact that lususes/lusi/blah are on his island has been pretty obvious for a while. His bedsheets and all.

But either trolls are much larger than humans, or that crabdad is immensely huge.

[Kanaya Maryam]

Yeah, the fact that lususes/lusi/blah are on his island has been pretty obvious for a while. His bedsheets and all.

But either trolls are much larger than humans, or that crabdad is immensely huge.

I Don't Know Whether The Fact That I Live Only A Few Hours Away From Jake's Island Is Awesome Or Terrifying.

There Are Actually Legends Here Regarding White-Colored Larger Versions Of Animals Crawling Around In Remote Areas. Coincidence? I Think Not.

And Is It Just Me, Or Is Teen Lalonde The Most Adorable Character Introduced Thus Far?

[Roxy Lalonde]

But either trolls are much larger than humans, or that crabdad is immensely huge.

Hussie stated on his blog that the trolls and humans are about the same size.

It's all entirely possible that this is another, more fully-grown member of Crabdad's species, or perhaps it was drawn at this scale for humourous intentions with it actually being no larger than Karkat's lusus.

Edited by Aho-Chan, Nov 29 2011 - 12:39 PM.

[Ymper Trymon]

I have a perfectly rational explanation for the crab-dad-thing, including its unusual size if it does in fact have unusual size.


Nailed it.

[Bfahome]

In-universe that's entirely likely and sort of expected.

Plus this is all scratched stuff with non-scratched characters entering, there are all sorts of possibilities.

e: Jake, I do not like you.

Edited by Bfahome, Nov 29 2011 - 05:20 PM.

[///dotcom///]

Oh, just great. Kill Tinkerbull won't you.
Now I'm sad. :/

[Roxy Lalonde]

Double mobius karma for when Tavros caused Grandpa's death, I'd say.

[ZippyWharrgarbl]

Double mobius karma for when Tavros caused Grandpa's death, I'd say.

True, 'dat.

[Kanaya Maryam]

Double mobius karma for when Tavros caused Grandpa's death, I'd say.

Hahaha Oh God I Just Noticed That.

[Touko Fukawa]

wwait shouldnt tinkerbull be giant (relativve to its normal size) as wwell
or maybe kars lusus naturally growws to that size but crabdad wwasnt fully growwn or somethin
also i wwant to see jake vvs spidermom so badly noww

[Makaru]

Brobots for everybody.

[Bfahome]

Double mobius karma for when Tavros caused Grandpa's death, I'd say.

No it's just a thing to woobify Tavros/Tinkerbell more.

[Ymper Trymon]

...Wow. Poppop is not being treated very nicely post-mortem, is he?

[ankyfdarkness]

Out of an extreme need to satisfy my curiosity, I would like to ask everyone.......

.....who's your favorite Troll?

Edited by ankyfdarkness, Dec 01 2011 - 11:04 PM.

[Roxy Lalonde]

Out of an extreme need to satisfy my curiosity, I would like to ask everyone.......

.....who's your favorite Troll?

Terezi, Sollux, or Eridan.

I've also grown fonder of Karkat after voice acting him over Skype.

Edited by Aho-Chan, Dec 01 2011 - 11:34 PM.