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[Indecisive Individual]

I baffle you with an explanation of how illogical and non-canon this battle is, and it turns out to be a very thought-provoking speech. While thousands of questions are buzzing in your head (What is the ultimate answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything? Mars or Dairy Milk? Who stole my bicycle?) I calmly remove the mask from your grip.

I believe that mask belongs to me. (Hydraxon FTW!)

[Pulsate]

I appear in front of you, unleashing one of my GREATEST RAGES upon you, thus leaving you confused and surprised. In your confusion, you drop the mask. I then grab the mask, so...

I believe it belongs to me?

[The Invisible Noob]

I get the mask for no raisin.
The complete lack of raisins causes a glitch in reality which goes back in time and gets me the mask for no raisin.

My mask now.

[King Joe]

I suddenly make the universe MY COMICS! I now have supreme author control! The mask flies to me.
(Please throw me out of power. Godmodding should be instantaneous, and not sustained.)

[The Lonesome Wanderer]

a swarm of noobs attacks. your comics are toast.
my mask

[Solaris: Electric Sentinel]

I burn your comics, thereby rendering your author powers useless. You cry like a little girl for a while, and I dance around you in victory, waving the mask in your face.

Its........... my.............. mask!

[Festus Flare]

I sneak up behind you and break your neck, Solid Snake style.

I've got the mask!

[Toa Xemnas of Crystal]

I come toward you with an RPG and blow you to bits (sorry? )
That mask is now in my possession...

[The Lorax]

I walk up to you and politely ask for the mask, as well as a can of condensed milk. Both wishes are granted.

My mas-wow, this condensed milk tastes great!

[Dinamic Vitalitate]

I use the Star Forge to create an armada and destroy all of you but the mask.

All hail the Infinite Empire! (I have the mask )

Edited by Rakata, Nov 04 2011 - 11:21 PM.

[Festus Flare]

I used my Pikachu's Thunder Bolt attack to send you blasting off again! *twinkle*

My precious, my precious mask!

[The Invisible Noob]

I drop out of the sky, flatten Festus on impact and claim the mask.

MINE!

[Indecisive Individual]

I use the Master Sword to destroy you, then take the mask.

My mask.

This ends the story.

[The Invisible Noob]

I wirte a new story set many years after the original story and Pirok has died of old age and I get the mask.
Unfortunately the story has typo's so it doesn't work.
So I just punch Pirok and claim the mask.
MINE!

[Indecisive Individual]

I use an Iden Nuva to switch bodies with you, then, in your body, I throw the mask to my body, then switch again.

My mask.

[The Invisible Noob]

I call my lawyer and legally claim the mask in court through several loopholes in Metru-nui law.

My mask.

[Boxorak the Azure Noob]

I grab the mask with my Batclaw and yank it out of your hands.
My mask!

[Ghosthands]

I whack you in the face with an oar.

That mask is mine! (@Pirok: Teridax in Maxilos' body FTW!)

[King Joe]

I hire Pheonix Wright to get me the mask. He sues. He wins. He wins every case.

OBJECTION! My Mask.

[Dinamic Vitalitate]

Dark Jedi ambush you and cut off Pheonix Wright's mouth and your hand holding the mask.

All Hail the Infinite Empire!

[King Joe]

Unwise, that was. Dark Jedi you are? Face Yoda you will. Defeated you are.
Mine, the mask is.

[Replicant]

I smash you in the face with a iron mace, and take the mask out of your hand.

MY MASK!

[The Invisible Noob]

I poisoned you yesterday and it takes effect now, killing you instantly.

My mask.

[Lloyd: the White Wolf]

I hire Carmen Sandiego to steal the mask and hide it in a place only she can find.

Technically my mask, but I'm putting it somewhere (kinda) safe.

[Indecisive Individual]

IMMA STIL FIRIN MA LAZORS! DA MASK IZ MINE!

[Replicant]

I deflect your lazers with a crast, vaporizing you instantly.

My mask!

[The Lorax]

I repel YOU with a crast, leaving the mask behind.

My mask!

[Indecisive Individual]

I explain to you the theory of relativity, then punch you. I have taken the mask.

My mask. Simples. *Squeak*

[Dallas Winston]

I put a dollar on a fishing rod and string you across the street, and when you reach my location, I impale you with the rod.

My mask.

[Ghosthands]

I exterminate you.

THE - MASK - IS - IN - MY - POSSESSION!

[Lloyd: the White Wolf]

I am ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

THIS MASK IS NOW IN THE POSESSION OF HARBINGER.

[Pulsate]

I walk up to you, hand you a piece of paper with a compelling scientific theory on it, and while you are looking at the piece of paper I grab the mask.

Yay, I have the mask.

[The Lorax]

I use a komau to make you give me the mask, as well as polish my shoes.

My Mask!

[Lloyd: the White Wolf]

I take the mask with no imagination whatsoever.

I declare my posession of the mask.

[The Lorax]

I use my overactive imagination to take the mask in a very imaginitive way.

I imagine that I have the mask.

[Solaris: Electric Sentinel]

I kick you in the head, causing your imagination to cringe and give me the mask.

My shiny mask.

[Lloyd: the White Wolf]

I query what mask you are looking at, as I am holding a very dirty (from the fighting) mask in my hands.

I flee as fast as I can, as I desire to keep said mask.

[Solaris: Electric Sentinel]

I chase you down to clean said dirty mask. Once we meet at the edge of a conveniently-placed cliff, I do an epic kick that sends you over the edge while grabbing the mask from gravity's harsh pull. Then, I wipe it down with a Windex soaked rag.

My shiny-ER mask!

[A billion cats]

I walk up to you and offer you 20 bucks for the mask.

I bought the mask! MINE!

[PowerMaster V12]

We play Rock-paper-scissors for it, and I win.

The mask is mine, but I leave it to the next person because I'm on the hunt for other treasure.