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[King Joe]

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THE MASK WAS LEFT FOR ME!!!
IT'S MINE!

[The Lorax]

I leave you a firecracker. Happy Guy Fawkes day. You're welcome. It blows up in your face. I take he slightly singed mask.

My slightly singed mask!

[A billion cats]

I tell you a funny joke, you laugh so hard you drop the mask. I run away with it.

MUAHAHHAHAHA! MINE!

[The Lorax]

I tickle you until YOU laugh so hard you drop the mask. Revenge is sweet.

My mask.

[A billion cats]

I tackle you and make you swallow a grenade. You blow up. the mask goes flying....

....into my hands! MY MASK!

[PowerMaster V12]

I throw a pie in your face, and take the mask.

My mask.

[Dinamic Vitalitate]

I send my Ancient Droids after you and they annoy you into a question mark, thus making you incapable of movement.

All Hail the Infinite Empire.

[PowerMaster V12]

You didn't say "my mask." And I break free of stillness from the droids' coolness.

So I walk away with the mask and the ancient droids

Edited by MICRObeta6, Nov 06 2011 - 12:24 AM.

[The Lorax]

I reprogramme the droids to retrieve the mask for me. However, they suddenly develop independent thought and take the mask for themselves.

Droids' mask.

[PowerMaster V12]

Genius dude, Kudos

I shut the droids down to re-reprogramme them, and reclaim the mask.

[The Lorax]

I challenge you to a kohlii match for the mask, and then run off with it when you're busy scoring.

My mask.

Edited by Mt Ihu, Nov 06 2011 - 12:47 AM.

[PowerMaster V12]

I ask for it nicely, and you kindly give it to me.

My mask

[Dinamic Vitalitate]

I use the droid's translator to command a group of Zyglak that trample you.

And by the way, All Hail the Infinite Empire is saying the mask is mine, WHICH IT IS! HAHAHAH!

[The Lorax]

I unkindly demand the mask, and get what I want.

My mask.

[A billion cats]

I unkindly smack you in the face, while you're in shock I take the mask and beat you with it.

Oh, and it's my bloody mask now.

Edited by Snelly, Nov 06 2011 - 01:47 AM.

[The Lorax]

You are hit by a meteor. Not all of you, actually - it happens that the hand with the mask in it was miraculously unscathed. It remained so until I removed the mask from it and hit it with a hammer for good measure.

My mask!

[A billion cats]

I return, and using awesome political savvy, reason with you why you should vote for me, and why I should have the mask.

I win the election, I am now mayor, oh, and I have the mask!

[The Lorax]

The military pull a coup, deposing you and siezing the mask. Having just been conscripted, I am now guarding the mask along with 20 other soldiers.

OUR MASK!

[A billion cats]

I call in an airstrike, carpet bombing you and all your soldier buddies...

When the smoke clears, there is nothing left...but a mask! MINE!

[The Lorax]

The mask grows tired of being in your possession, so it mutates you into a dikapi. Dikapi have no hands, so you drop the mask. Guess who is there to pick it up?

MY MASK!

[The Invisible Noob]

You spontaneously combust.

Now the mask is mine!

[ZippyWharrgarbl]

While you watch with vague interest, I set up a gigantic contraption that knocks over a marble, which sets off a chain reaction of dominoes, which lights a candle, which singes a string, which releases a balloon, which tips a bucket of water, which weights down another bucket of water, which drops a bowling ball.

As you watch this amazingly silly chain reaction, you fail to realise the trajectory of the bowling ball, and the fact its resting place will be on your foot.

THUD.

You drop the mask as you howl in pain. The bowling ball gently rolls against a broom, sending the other end in a sweeping motion towards the mask. It is swept to my feet, and I pick it up.

MY. MASK.

[Indigo Individual]

I create another system, where an alarm clock rings, moving a lamp, which hits a marble, which knocks into dominoes...

And whilst you're busy watching this, I grab the mask.

PtVM is the holder of the Ignika!
All hail 4-letter abbreviations!

[Ghosthands]

I reveal the DSS Toa Mata kit, and you drop the mask in awe.

My mask.

[The Lonesome Wanderer]

I snipe you with a pistol

my mask

[Indigo Individual]

I use DSS to create a monster, then use it to DESTROY YOU!

My mask.

[Dinamic Vitalitate]

My droids freeze you in carbonite.

MY MASK MY SUBJECTS!

[Indigo Individual]

My house, now floating on balloons, lands on you. The hand in which you hold the mask is not covered in house. I leave my house, then take it from your hand.

My mask now.

[Dinamic Vitalitate]

My droids come out of the rubble and burn you to a crisp, leaving the mask a little hot.

Ouch! My-OUCH- mask

[Indigo Individual]

I accuse your droids of GM'ing, thereby eliminating their existence and usability.

I then walk up to you, and while I am bragging, a stray Kinlukko grabs the mask.

GET THAT KINLUKKO!

The Kinlukko has the mask.

[Dinamic Vitalitate]

SAD FACE



The Star Forge recreates them snd they lure the Kikilanno of a cliff and take the mask yet again.

The mask is mine!

[The Lonesome Wanderer]

i throw my homing chainsaw. it shreds the droids and I take the mask
my mask

[Indigo Individual]

I gather an army of Kinlukko (a cross between a Kinloka and a Gukko), and use them to claim back the mask.

MY MASK!

[Dinamic Vitalitate]

MY droids reanimate themselves and create a monument to the Rakata, fueling the Dark Side energy which zaps you with electricity and takes the mask from you.

The mask is the Dark Side.

[Bane of No Isles]

I make you watch constant screenings of the Legend Reborn for over a day...

...turning your mind into mush.

My mask!

[Dinamic Vitalitate]

The droids believe it is illogical and blast you up, up, and away!

My mask.

[Bane of No Isles]

I pour gallons of water on your head!

Miiiiine

[Toa Titan]

The mask sees my epicness, and is all like "Yer so awesome! Ima go to u now."

No mask for you.

[Indigo Individual]

My Kinlukko swarm, and eat you. They then eat Rakata's droids, and then they eat the star forge, and then I force one of the Kinlukko te regurgitate the mask.

My mask.

[The Lorax]

Your kinlukko is eaten by my Tahtorikanolo. My creature-mix's mask!