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[Vakama-san]

I use a Shrink Kanoka and hit you dead-on. I step on you and claim the mask.

My mask.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

I bombard you with muffins until you fall unconscious. My mask.

[Srakii~Pktaaim]

Non!

 

I, uh, force you to eat your muffins and you get so bloated that you can't move. I take the mask.

 

My mask. Sucker.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

I summon Hakon One-Eye, and he FUS RO DAHs you to oblivion.

 

My mask.

[Vakama-san]

I use a Zamor Sphere and steal Avak's power. An indestructible cage then materializes around you, with gaps in it just big enough for a Kanohi to fit through. I then put on a Komau and have you give me the mask.

My mask.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Odahviing gets me out of the cage, and he breathes fire on you. Extra crispy. My Mask!


Is anybody there? Anybody!?


 
 
Edit: Please don't double post! Merging...
-Wind-

Edited by -Windrider-, Apr 03 2013 - 06:01 PM.

[Phantom Terror]

Freeze you with my Ice sword. Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!

[Dude w/ a Hat]

I have FALCON PUNCH! Drinking it propels you 50 feet.

 

My Mask.

[The Lorax]

I hit you with a moon.

 

My mask.

[Geardirector]

I bait you with milk and cookies and snatch the mask while you stuff yourself

 

My mask

[The Lorax]

I burn the milk and cookies to create a smokescreen so that you don't even see me until I have stolen the mask back.

 

My mask.

[takua123]

I, being a toa of air, fart in your general direction, clearing the smoke screen and taking the mask.

 

My mask

[Phantom Terror]

I use the mask of summoning... I get a Kanohi Dragon! Seeing that you're a Toa of air, you catch fire easily.

 

My mask (Come at me! I've got a dragon!)

[The Lorax]

I cough on the dragon, and, in a few days time, it falls ill. After a further three days of it lying in bed and uncontrollably sneezing fire, your house burns down. I take the mask from the charred ruins.

 

My mask.

[Phantom Terror]

After 3 years of being homeless. I now command the Zyglak, Vorox, and the Kestora. They then wage war on your providences and win.

 

My mask (again. Man, this'll never get old.)

[The Lorax]

I steal the vahi and use it to slow you and your armies down so much that you cannot stop me from waltzing in and taking the mask, and then doing the macarena on my way out.

 

I now have two legendary masks. Mine!

[Phantom Terror]

I order Vakama to forge an Olmak and Kadin together. I dimension-jump out of the time-slowing, zip by with the Kadin, and steal both mask. Might as well forge the Vahi as well...

 

My Mask.

[The Lorax]

I find a roporak and make it fire its rhotuka at you, disrupting the power of your fancy olmak-kadin combo. When you lose contol, you end up dimension-jumping to the bottom of Aqua Magna, where you drown. I follow in a submarine and pick up the masks.

 

Mine!

[Dude w/ a Hat]

I hijack a missile from NASA and fire it at you.

 

My mask.

[Phantom Terror]

I shut NASA down, you have to turn everything over to me.

 

My mask!

[The Lorax]

With NASA shut down, they can't watch out for satellites falling out of space, and one happens to do just that and crush you. I take the mask.

 

My mask.

[Phantom Terror]

I activated my attack dog! With a built in force-field right as it crashed. As well as faked death. I drive up to you in a Mercedes Benz SLS AMG, grab the mask, and speed away.

 

My Mask!!!!!!

[The Lorax]

Just as you ran me over, I attached a bomb to the underside of your car.

 

Boom.

 

My mask.

[Phantom Terror]

If you're dead, then how is it your mask? Anywho,

 

A mask of Undeath (Yes, there is one) activated when you blew up my hundred-thousand dollar car. I'm now alive again and steal that mask!

 

Mine!

[The Lorax]

From the first post:

Some other things: The Mask has "cursed" us all with instant regeneration. If someone kills you, you're alive again by your next post. Cool!
 

I fire my zamor sphere launcher at you, making you my slave. You give me the masks.

 

My masks.

[Phantom Terror]

I break free of the slave-ness, use my psionic powers to create an illusion of an army of Kardas dragons, you get so scared you faint. I tiptoe over to you, and run away.

 

My mask again (how long are we going to be fighting over this?)

[The Lorax]

Until someone else takes the mask, and then we will unite to get it back.

 

A real army of Kardas Dragons slaughters yours, and then you, and then eats the mask. I ride away on the dragon that ate the mask.

 

My (dragon's) mask!

[Dude w/ a Hat]

I borrow the mask. Indefinitely.

 

My mask.

[The Lorax]

I switch the mask with and leave you with a fake.

 

My mask.

[Phantom Terror]

I fix my mask fusion, swoop down again, kill your roporak, grab the mask, and teleport to another dimension.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

It's the Dimension of Eternal Night. Completely frozen, and no time portals anywhere. I travel in by Olmak, take the mask, and head back to Earth.

 

My mask.

Edited by Dude w/ a Hat, Apr 11 2013 - 09:44 AM.

[Phantom Terror]

Since I fused the Vahi with the Kadin and my Olmak, I travel back in time, tell myself NOT to go into another dimension, and travel to Bara Magna.

 

My Mask.

[Geardirector]

I  dip you in a large bowl of Thornax Stew and observe as the Vorox proceed to devour you.

 

I am thorougly convinced that the Kanohi is in my possession

[Phantom Terror]

I blow up the vorox that ate me with a zamor launcher. I blow you up. I waltz over, grab the mask, and start doing Gangnam Style.

 

Op, Op, Op, Op Op. My mask style...

Edited by Phantom Terror, Apr 11 2013 - 10:36 AM.

[The Lorax]

I tell Botar to take you to the Pit, where you are imprisoned. He does not take the mask. I get the mask.

 

My mask.

[Phantom Terror]

I break free with the barraki. Shoot a squid at you. Your energy is drained. I grab the mask and do the Harlem Shake outa here.

 

My Mask!

[The Lorax]

I turn the barraki into my followers, and then have them use their sea-creature armies to eat you all up and then bring the mask back to me.

 

My mask.

[Phantom Terror]

Matoro reanimates me, grabs the mask, saves the universe. I regain my conciousness. Pick up one of Hydraxon's poisonous boomerangs that he dropped. I throw it at you. Duck and pick up the mask.

 

My mask again.

[The Lorax]

Didn't Hydraxon use exploding boomerangs? Whatever, now in Karda Nui, I drop a stalagtite on you and take the mask.

 

My mask.

[Phantom Terror]

I drilled a hole through the stalactite. I'm now above you. I pull out my .50 Caliber sniper rifle. Give you a head shot. Steal Tanma's jetpack. Swoop down and take the mask.

 

My Mask!