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[King Joe]

In this game, you have to come up with creative ways to steal the Kanohi Ignika from the last player to have it!
First, some ground rules: All the standard BZP rules apply. Second, please keep countering the last post to a minimum. (E.G, "I shoot my Zamor Sphere at you, making you my slave. You give the mask to me. My Mask." Post 2: "I dodged the Zamor Sphere. It's still my mask.") It just negates the last persons post and makes it less fun for all. Third: You have to state that the mask is in your possession at the end of your post. (E.G., IMMA FIRIN MY LAZORS!!! My Mask!) Otherwise, you don't have the mask. Fourth: YOU CANNOT WEAR THE MASK!!!! If you do, we must forcibly remove your face along with the mask.

Some other things: The Mask has "cursed" us all with instant regeneration. If someone kills you, you're alive again by your next post. Cool!

Now then.. I HAVE THE MASK! IT IS MINE! MY PRECIOUS!

[Indecisive Individual]

I walk up, using a CLEVER DISGUISE, and steal it.

The mask is mine!

[King Joe]

I take a FAKE ARM, beat you over the head with it, then take the mask after throwing the MSPA REFERENCE out the window.
My mask.

[Kohrak Kal17]

Using awesome ninja moves, I knock the mask out of your possession and into my hands and run away with it. It is now MY MASK!

--KK17

[Ghosthands]

I point over your shoulder and say, "Look behind you, a three-headed Brakas!" I then snatch it from your hands. My mask.

[Replicant]

You promtply get kicked in the face with my steel toed boot. And then i steal a maks from your twitching hand.

My Mask!

[an cool dude]

I blow you up with an atomic bomb.

the mask is mine i have the mask yay

[Ghosthands]

I drop a Bohrok on you. My mask!

[Indecisive Individual]

I say 'Fezpocalypse', causing a Total Event Collapse, then I grab the mask whilst in the eye of the storm, before flicking the switch and climbing out of the Void through a Void-crack.

The mask is mine once again. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Ghosthands]

I fail to laugh at your comic, causing you to have a fatal heart attack. I then prise the mask from your dead hands.

My mask!

[Pulsate]

I fire a beam of energy and throw rocks past you, thus surprising you so that you drop the mask. I grab the mask just before it hits the ground.

My mask. *generic laughter *

[Ghosthands]

I use my power over Magnetism to pull the mask from your grip and into mine.

My mask

[Indecisive Individual]

Uh... FEZPOCALYGEDDON!
(Large explosion)
*Takes mask from rubble*
My mask.

[Ghosthands]

I sew your mouth up and transfer the powers of several mutants into you, making you into the perfect anti-mutant weapon. I then instruct you to give me the mask, and you give it to me.

My mask, and my X-Men reference. Deadpool FTW!

[Indecisive Individual]

I sew your mouth up and transfer the powers of several mutants into you, making you into the perfect anti-mutant weapon. I then instruct you to give me the mask, and you give it to me.

My mask, and my X-Men reference. Deadpool FTW!

IMMA FIRIN MY LAZORS!!! My Mask!

[Peach 00]

I have a Kanohi Volitak, and I steal the mask from you without you hearing or seeing me. My mask!

[Indecisive Individual]

I randomly get a MALLET, with which I HIT YOU.
I then proceed to GRAB the MASK.

My MASK.

[Ghosthands]

I use my Adamantium claws to cut off your head.

My mask.

[King Joe]

Lessee here, one portal on the ceiling above you, one on the floor below you.... Subject reaching terminal velocity... Terminal velocity reached... Fire another portal at a wall just opposite a vat of neurotoxin.... BINGO! My mask!

[Shawn Spencer]

I take the mask from you.

It is now my mask.

[King Joe]

I kill you for using the creatively uncreative solution that inevitably always comes up in this game. I kill you with a ninja.
My Mask.

[The Lonesome Wanderer]

I sick a burnak on you. my mask!!!!!!!!!!!

[Portalfig]

A platypus falls on your head.

My Mask.

no, i don't know how it worked stop asking me

[Solaris: Electric Sentinel]

I go on an extremely long, pointless trek to several stores to gather supplies for an epic weapon, come back, construct the weapon, point it at you, and grab the mask, totally disregarding the aforementioned epic weapon in a fail-like manner.

MY MASK! YOU NO HAVE! Yet.

[Toa Xemnas of Crystal]

I come up, wearing earmuffs, and use a little device to make a really loud whining noise. You crumble to your knees and drop the mask.
My mask. Ha!

[Festus Flare]

After several hours of listening to Rarity whining, I have become immune to any whining type attacks. I throw a muffin at you, which summons a giant muffin like monster that kidnaps you, making you drop the mask and into my hands.

It is now mine!

[Solaris: Electric Sentinel]

I come running down from a nearby hill I just built with a flamethrower in each hand. You just got burned!

I believe the phrase is, "My mask!"

[Festus Flare]

I flew up into the air with Pegasus wings. After reaching an extremely high altitude, I dropped down, breaking the sound barrier and going to speeds up to Mach 10 as a giant rainbow explosion followed suit. With my great speed and power, I snatched the Ignika from you as the Sonic Rainboom turned you inside out and melted your eyes from its awesomeness.

I just got the mask in 10 seconds flat!

Edited by Festus, Nov 04 2011 - 09:07 AM.

[King Joe]

NOTE: Please remember to not negate the post before you, EG, I flew up out of the way, I spent the last few years building up an immunity to strickning poison, etc.
I take the parts from a droid tank and rebuild it into a rocket launcher like I'm in Revenge of the Brick. I then shoot it at you like I'm Indiana Jones in the Crystal Skull movie and you're the Jungle cutter. My mask.

[The Invisible Noob]

I am summoned at the end of the universe to travel back in time to set up said summoning. Involving the creation and destruction of entire universes, an immortal guardian, the manipulation of a society and the birth of a green sun twice the mass of the entire universe.
...
Then I punch King Joe in the face and take the mask.

[-Toa Lhikevikk-]

I flood the room with water, drowning you and causing the mask to float to me. IT IS MINE! MWAHAHA!

[The Invisible Noob]

I respawn at your location and gun you down.
Mine now.

[King Joe]

I shoot you with my rocket launcher. After using another user as ammo. Surprisingly, it's SUPER EFFECTIVE!
My mask!

[Indecisive Individual]

I spend several years earning your trust, eventually become your best friend, then ask:
"Hey, that's a cool mask, can I have a look at it?"
You hand it to me, and I proceed to take a mallet from the strange, hidden compartment all MU inhabitants have, hit you with it, then run away.

The mask belongs to ME!

[The Invisible Noob]

I break logic and explode out of your chest, chestbuster style.
Then I take the mask.

[King Joe]

"GIVE ME.. YOUR FACE!"
Thanks for getting the mask for me Optimus. Here's your pay.
My mask.

[Portalfig]

I pause for just a moment to comment about how come that was the highlight of that movie, then I cut a lightning-shaped scar into my forehead. A stick and some complex words later, you are dead.

My mask.

[Indecisive Individual]

I destroy you with my power over randomness.

My mask.

[Solaris: Electric Sentinel]

I set up an elaborate play for your enjoyment and give you a balcony so that you can watch it. Then, when my part is no longer needed, I sneak up behind you and shoot you in the head. I take the mask and jump down from the balcony yelling something in Latin, and run off.

'Tis my mask now, ye fools!

[Pulsate]

I gain two magnets and use the magic of magnets to pull the mask from your hands.

I now have the mask.