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[Rahkshi Lalonde]

Index
Chapter One
BG: walk through door
B L: scope surroundings.
BN: Take PC.

Chapter 2
BG: Enter
Do You See Those Things Over There?
Be the Tahnok clones.
B L: Put them on.
BN: call BG.
BN: Go find BP.

Chapter III
RT: Retrieve arms from-
Right, back to the girl.
Turrahk: Get going!

Chapter One:

You are the BOHROK TAHNOK. You appear to be trapped in a near-blank room with a PUMPKIN and a GREAT KANOHI PAKARI.what do you do?

BT: turn yourself into a thinner, easier to draw, more humanoid form.

You do just that.

BT: eat the pumpkin.


Stop being silly, that's obviously a marrow.

BT: Put on the PAKARI and smash down door.

The power! you feel like you could do anything!

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Not really, the kanohi is powerless and therefore useless.
Still, it wouldn't hurt to COLLECTILIZE it.

BT: COLLECTILIZE PAKARI

You place it in one of your HEADPLATE SLOTS next to your FLAME SHIELDS.

BT: make a clone of yourself and color it green.

through a course of events far too complicated to state. you have successfully cloned yourself.
You are now the BOHROK LEHVAK.

B L:COLLECTILIZE MARROW

The PUMPKIN appeared in the headplate slot next to your ACID SHIELDS.

BT: Use B L as a battering ram to knock down the door.



This is of course useless as the door is already unlocked.
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I wanted to get the old stuff out of the way before posting anything new, because putting it all under one post would probably crush somebody.


You are now BOHROK GALOHK
you are in a room with one large window. near the wall facing you is a cupboard.

BG: search cupboard.

In the Cupboard there were X4 drinking glasses.
you put them in your HEADPLATE next to your WATER SHIELDS.

BG:Put glasses on hands and clack them together like crab claws.


This is incredibly silly and will probably end badly.

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See, What did i tell you?

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You lost ONE (-1) DRINKING GLASS.

BG: Break fourth wall.

You attempt to break the fourth wall.

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safadsfdhfdghfgyfkhg- now look what you've done!

CK: switch to second wall viewing.

Switching to second wall.

BG: explore other end of room.

The second wall shows us a doorway that was previously hidden.
But besides that, and the remains of the fourth wall , it is really quite bland. you probably should put a painting here when you have the time.

BG: COLLETILIZE broken GLASS.

You Pick up X1 broken DRINKING GLASS.
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Edited by Rahkshi Lalonde, Aug 31 2012 - 09:25 PM.

[Rahkshi Lalonde]

BG: Walk through door.

Indeed, that seems like a very wise thing to-

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Oh well that's just stupid.

B L: Walk through door.

Now this seems like the right option at this moment.

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BT: Rescue your fallen comrade.

Those STAIRS are mighty dangerous.
you wouldn't want to injure yourself, you suppose you'll stay up here. for safety's sake.

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You are now the BOHROK PAHRAK.
You enjoy filling your room with a vast collection of vegetable marrows,
these are also your favorite snack.

BP: Think of eating a marrow.

You prefer to call them SQUASH, yourself. they are indeed quite tasty.

Squash:Become nervous.

The faces this girl is making in your direction are rather upsetting, you begin to tremble feverishly.

Marrow: turn into a pumpkin.

Oh if only you could turn into this vegetable of her disliking.
however, unlike some vegetables you are stuck as a STABLE SQUASH.

Vegetable: Meet untimely fate.

Things are looking mighty grim for you...

BP: enjoy food.

You chomp down on your unfortunate victim.

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whatisthisIdon'teven?

BP: Inspect.

It would appear to be two poor souls trapped on opposite ends of a SLOTTED INCLINE.
You wish there was some way you could help.

BP: Start London based Oil company and gain lots of money.

This is an utterly preposterous idea, and you question where you could have ever gotten it from.

BP: regard hunger.

You wish you had finished eating that squash earlier.

BP: eat the green one.

I have a feeling this is just bad plotwork.

BT: regard danger.

Egad! your companion is in peril.

BT: scurry down stairs post haste.

here goes,

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[Zerothemaster]

Oh hurray they're back! ^.^

I've been waiting to see Bohrok Pahrak again :3

[King Joe]

Honestly, I found this hilarious. Before I even knew what MSPA was, I found this hilarious. I can't wait for more of the old stuff to come back.

[Rahkshi Lalonde]

B L: scope surroundings.

You appear to have fallen into a cavernous pit,
your only companion is a suspicious looking marrow.

B L: COLLECTILIZE the SQUASH.

You can never have too many vegetables.

B L: Use ACID SHIELDS on wall.

You bonehead! all you've managed to do is make yourself digest faster.

Marrow: valiantly give life for friend.

Your companion sacrifices himself to spare you some time.

CK: switch focus for suspense.

"One focus switch coming right up!"

BK: Explode.

KABOOM!

Not that much you dolt.

" Fine, Have it your way."

BG: Land already.

You land in a room full of SQUASH.

BG: exit room.

You have no idea what wait's for you outside this-

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OH, COME ON!

BP:resist urge to eat blue bohrok.

you succeed in not eating this third bohrok. though you aren't sure how long you can hold the urge.

BT: land.

you land lightly on your previous companions head.
you are in a bit of a tight spot though.

BT: make clone to stand on.

This is completely pointless.

BT: clone Lehvak.

This second clone pushes Tahnok up through the hole.

BT: Pull Lehvak through hole.

You pull the green bohrok through the hole into the room above.

BT&B L: Pull clones through hole.

Oh dear, it would appear the clones have perished in the acid.

BT&B L: Walk through door.

Now, I must warn you about the-

BT&B L: happen.



BP: Notice guests.

somehow, those two look familiar to you...

BN: wake up.

That was the most horrifying dream ever.

BN: don glasses.

Of course, you can't see a thing without them.
You equip the GLASSES.
[Bohrok Nuhvok]
(Weapon: Tunnel shields)
(Wear: glasses)

BN: go through door.

You wish there was a logical explanation for this.
You wish....
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Many thanks for your praise, you don't know how much this means to me.

[Rahkshi Lalonde]

BN: Try to calm things down.

You try this, but only seem to confuse them.

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It's like they seriously don't have a single brain between the four of them.

BT: Show us your mad cloning skillz again.

You create another successful copy of yourself.

BT: Reunite with friend.

Are you crazy, you don't even know the guy.

BP: Retreat upstairs.

Forget this lot, you need something to eat.

BP: Walk through door.

You enter NUHVOK's ROOM. the only thing remotely edible in here is the bed.

BP: Eat bed.

It'll do.

BN: Follow brown bohrok.

You'd best go see what that lunatic is up to.

BN: Enter.


That little demon!

BN: Arm.

Gladly...

BN: STRIKE.

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Great, you missed your target and tore through the wall,
Where are you?

BN: Describe

An essentially empty room with a computer in the corner.
Oh yeah, and the hole you just tore in the wall.

BP: Rest

Good Idea, digestion takes lots of energy.
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You know ,that's an awfully bad eating habit you've got there.

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Here, try this.

BP: Examine book.

Your incredibly tiny brain cannot comprehend the contents of this book, though the picture on the cover does give you an idea...

BP: Eat book.

No,No, You bonehead!

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You have company.

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Pleeeeease try to be civil.

BP: Tidy mess.

Yes, that's goo-Noooooo!
[X4- Wood splinters]

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That was stupid,

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You moron.

BT: Ookaaaaay...

There really isn't much else to do here.

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But wait, what's this?

RT: Facepalm

You don't know how much more you can take.
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Update!

Edited by Canohi Krast, Nov 10 2011 - 01:15 AM.

[Zerothemaster]

Just in case you want to know how awesome you are, CK, I currently have Bohrok Pahrak as my home and lock screens on my iPhone. :3

[King Joe]

These are awesome, keep it up, insert rest of obligatory "I have nothing to say" drivel here...

OWAIT! I do have something to say!

I loved the book part. What else do you think someone with unusual eating habits would do with a book like that?

[Akuna Toa of Sonics]

I love MSPA and it's spoofs! Nice job OP.

[Rahkshi Lalonde]

BN: Take PC.

Awhoops.

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you take X1 IPHONE.

BN: Call somebody.

time... to get my KNOCKOFF on.

BG: Regard Phone.

Oh yeah, your phone, Whoops.

BG: Answer.

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BG: hello?
BG: who is this?
BN: Aaugh!
BG: what?
BN: You can talk,
BN: You're intelligent?
BG: yeeeess...
BG: last i checked i was.
BN: ......
BG: what?
BN: .......
BG: are you still there?
BN: Hold on, I have to destroy something.
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BN: Destroy something.

You decide that talking is for crazy people, you shall never talk again.
Unless it's an emergency.

BN: Whoops

The remains of your COMPUTER lay on the floor. luckily, this thing seems to regenerate.

BN: Take PC(again.)

You leave the broken one where it is, Pahrak's probably just gonna eat it anyway.

Later-->

There is a smashed computer in the middle of the room, and an intact one in the corner.

BT: Use intact PC.

You look at the screen, it is covered in pretty icons.

BT: Open shipping program.

You do just that.

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NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO!

BT: Regard Computerized Logic.

Could, could it be TRUE?

RK: RAEG!!

THESE BOHROK ARE FREAKING MORONS, ALL OF THEM!!!!!!

BT: Fix Err.

FINALLY!

RT: Entertain

You suppose you could find something to do that doesn't involve Bohrok...

RT: Read comedy

What- what is this?

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You wish you could describe the slop you just read...

PBN: Be contacted

Hello,

Are you a bohrok?

Vorahk told me about bohrok, What do they taste like?

Could you please tell me,

I want to know.

I am rather hungry,

even after i tried eating Vorahk's staffs, I actually feel hungrier now.

Wait- Where are you going?

are you running away?

don't forget to watch out for-

oops.

I warned you about the stairs,

I told you.

BG: Contact BN.

BG: hello?
BG: remember me?
BG: we talked earlier,
BG: but i never got your name.
BG: mine's Gahlok,
BG: hello?
BG: are you there?
BG: is something wrong?
BG: hello?

End Chapter One
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Chapter one, reposted.

[Lehou]

Hey, I remember this topic!

And now I get all the MSPaint adventures in-jokes!

Now I enjoy this even more than I used to!

Troll Rahkshi are pretty much awesome.

[Rahkshi Lalonde]

Chapter 2

BK: Be the Clawbine.


You are not too sure what a Clawbine is, or how you can even be one. yet, you somehow pull it off.

Clawbine: Recap?

The Clawbine cannot give a recap, because it is just a crab and that would be just plain silly.

CK: Recap?

The author cannot recap, because he is simply too busy making the updates he should have worked on during forum downtime.

Oh okay: be Pahrak then.

Pahrak is too preoccupied at the moment.

Be Pahrak.

She really doesn't want to be bothered right now.

Gahlok?

You are now the BOHROK GAHLOK.

Hello There.

And Who Would You Be?

Has Anybody Told You How Beautiful You Are?

You Seem Rather Intelligent As Well.

Could i get You To Do Something For Me?

Well, For My Friend, Actually.

Go Up Those stairs.

Good Girl.

[Rahkshi Lalonde]

BG: Enter

One Of My Friends Is Trying To Give One Of Your Friends An Important Item You Will Need.

BG: Look inside.

As For You, You've Got Some Retrieving To Do Yourself.

BG: Leap.


Jump Down That Hole...

BG: Land.


Such An Amazing Girl...

Meanwhile...

FOR THE LOVE OF MAKUTA TERIDAX, JUST OPEN THE PROGRAM!!!

BT: Open program.

THERE, YOU"VE GOT IT.

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If he were any slower, he WOULDN"T BE MOVING AT ALL!

Edited by Canohi Krast, Nov 28 2011 - 01:19 AM.

[Katuko]

The stair falling got me every time. Good work on this. I can see where the inspiration comes from, but I think I like this more.

[Rahkshi Lalonde]

The stair falling got me every time. Good work on this. I can see where the inspiration comes from, but I think I like this more.

Thanks! : ) I, personally, felt like the stair ruse was a........... DISTACTION.

[Wind Elemental]

I never knew the Bohrok could be so humanoid.

[Portalfig]

Yeah update

The blue thing (Rahkshii?) made me laugh. Also Gahlok inside of Pahrak is cool. Not sure how it happened but whatever.

[Rahkshi Lalonde]

Do You See Those Things Over There?

Yes, The Jagged Spikes Right Over There.

I Need You To Remove Those.

It May Be A Bit Difficult.

BT: click send ONE(1).


now i need you to put an item in that slot. pick anything you want, it doesn't matter, just hurry!

BT: Put PAKARI in left-hand slot.

that thing? what is that thing, anyway?

oh well, doesn't really matter here's the rope you need.

just click send and you're DONE!

BT: Click.


well, ALMOST done, i forgot about the ridiculously long wait afterwards. hope you like STANDING IN FRONT OF THAT COMPUTER! ;D

RK: Rest.

At least that's over.

Edited by Canohi Krast, Dec 08 2011 - 03:09 AM.

[Dralcax]

Wait, how does the portal to Pahrak's stomach work?

[Rahkshi Lalonde]

Wait, how does the portal to Pahrak's stomach work?

Like a two-way hole in the floor.

[NX09]

I don't know what to say but...



I love all the MSPA references! This is so funny, especially the "I told you about the stairs, bro!"

[Zerothemaster]

I still think this is amazing

And now Gahlok looks so... appealing.

STOP MAKING AWESOME FEMALES CEEKAY >.>

[Rahkshi Lalonde]

Be the Tahnok clones.

You are now LEHVAK and KOHRAK.

B L&BK: Go adventurin' !

You both agree that it is about time you left that staircase.

Wait! what about the others?

Yeah right, as if they ever cared about you. To them you were nothing more than cloned material, duplicates of the original.

B L&BK: Well, let's go then.

You couldn't agree more! It's time to get this show on the-

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road.

B L& BK: Examine body.

For some reason, this girl looks familiar...

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Yes! she was the one who wouldn't stop flailing about earlier, and- WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

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He informs you that, as a corpse, she won't be needing these things anymore.

B L: Correct.

You point out the light that indicates she is still ALIVE.
He says "Oh".

B L: Take Glasses.

You'll be taking those.

[Dralcax]

Why does Lehvak need glasses? And the way the lenses are positioned, wouldn't only one lense cover the eye?

Edited by Chaos Makuta: Dralcax, Jan 06 2012 - 06:24 PM.

[Rahkshi Lalonde]

Lehvak need glasses because they make him look cool. And, in all fairness, their other eye is already covered up.

[Rahkshi Lalonde]

B L: Put them on.

Ladies and gentelmen, say hello to the CEO of the Coolsville cool department, Mister Cool.

CEO: Back to Business.

Oh right, you've got an adventure to attend to.

B L&BK: Exit stage left.

As you make your wayto the door, you suddenly switch to being a different bohrok, at a different point in time, in the future.

Be future nuhvok.

You are now the Bohrok Nuhvok at some pont in the future.

BN: Check vitals.

Though not entirely DEAD, your HIT POINTS LIFTARM is down several pins.

BN: Heal already!

Seeing as how you've been resting this whole time, it would ony make sense that your LIFTARM regains a few missing pins.

BN: Wake.


You awaken from your prolonged nap with the feeling...

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....that...

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...something's.

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...missing.

BN: count limbs.

Well, this is unusual...

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I'm going to have to put BAC in the credits at some point.

also, Mysterious character previw.

Edited by Canohi Krast, Jan 17 2012 - 06:42 AM.

[Rahkshi Lalonde]

BN: call BG.

You have a feeling as to who's behind these shenan- OH COME ON!

BN: go upstairs.

Never, not even for the sake of communication.

BN: What about that door over there?


You walk into the doorway and- HOW DO YOU EVEN-tThat room doesn't even have a door.

BN: Look.

all doors aside, this is just the room you were looking for. and heres the COMPUTER, right where you left it.

BN: Check PC.

Someone is trying to get your attention.

BN: Respond.


RL: OHMAKUTAIMSOSORRY!
BN: What, who is this?
RL: i'm not supposed to say my name, sorry. : (
BN: It's okay. What are you so sorry about?
RL: the stairs thing, i probably should've warned you sooner.
BN: Oh, that. I'm okay, really.
RL: no you're not, your arm is missing. D:
RL: sorry.
BN: No, really, I'm okay. Stop worrying about me.
RL: really?
BN: Yes, I'm fine! Okay?
RL: that's good. : D
BN: When you last contacted me, you said some pretty wierd things.
BN: What was that all about?
RL: oh, SORRY!
RL: i wasn't entirely myself at that time.
RL: tip for the future: hunger staffs are not toys.
BN: Haha, I know somebody like that.
BN actually, I'd better check on her.
BN See you later.
RL: bye! : D

Edited by Canohi Krast, Jan 17 2012 - 10:27 PM.

[Rahkshi Lalonde]

News: Bohrok adventures is approaching it's anniversary soon. the 26th of january!

also, here's an Enemy preview:

(I'm working on the first flash so bear with me here...)

Edited by Canohi Krast, Jan 19 2012 - 05:16 AM.

[Zerothemaster]

Ah, I still love this series. Your art style is so beautiful. I love Pahrak and Nuhvok.

INFERIOR ARMHOOD

[Dralcax]

Well, now she's unarmed, in more ways than one...
Also, can't wait for the new enemy! Looks like a Bohrok, but... not really. A Kal? Or a Va?

[Rahkshi Lalonde]

Looks like a Bohrok, but... not really. A Kal? Or a Va?

Or, something else entirely!

Okay that's enough spoilers, I need to go make updates now.

[DragonxFlutter]

It's.................A MUTATED TOA OF WATER!

I think.

[Rahkshi Lalonde]

BN: Go find BP.

You probably should, last time you saw her she was eating your bed. Who knows what sort of bizarre things she's probably tried ingesting in the time you've been unconcious?

BN: Leave room.


You head out in search of- You are now a dfferent bohrok, at a different time, in the past.

BG: Where were we?


You finally got the last one of those spikes out, and are now awaiting further instruction.
you have also decided to take a short rest.

BG: What about that other girl?

That's right! What about her? last time you saw her she was headed upSTAIRS. you'd better check to make sure she's okay.

BG: Call BN.


BG: hello?
BG: remember me?
BG: we talked earlier,
BG: but i never got your name.
BG: mine's Gahlok,
BG: hello?
BG: are you there?
BG: is something wrong?
BG: hello?

BG: Imagine the worst.

What if... what if some horrible RAHI leapt from the shadows and attacked her!?

BG: Flip out.

RV: No,
RV: Please,
RV: You Were Doing So Well,
RV: Couldn't We Just,
RV: Talk About this,
RV: In A Relativly Calm Manner?
RV: Oh Makuta.

End Chapter 2
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Another enemy preview, this time in exciting gahlok-vision!
Also, if anybody was wondering about bohrok anatomy.

Edited by Canohi Krast, Feb 27 2012 - 02:46 AM.

[Dralcax]

Fall down, flip out. And the stairs are so evil, they may very well be a hungry Rahi.

[Rahkshi Lalonde]

Chapter III

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As the bohrok are not quite cooperating, it looks like it's time for the ALPHABETIZED-COLOR-CODED-SPECIES-CHOICE-WHEEL.

Spin wheel.
Click Here
Lot's of different choices. Well, unless it lands on B. then you're stuck with bohrok.

Wheel: Land already!

As the wheel comes to a grinding hault, it stops on... R. which depicts an insectoid creature, what is this creature?

Enter name.

...R... ...A... ...H... ...K... ...S... ...H... ...I...

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A young RAHKSHI stands in her room, which is not really her room. It belongs to her employer/father-figure. But to enable some sense of possesion, let's say it's her room. but, What is her NAME?

Enter Name.

If you're not going to take this seriosly, we're going back to bohrok.

Try Again.

It would appear her name is RAHKSHI TURAHK.

Edited by Rahkshi Lalonde, Aug 30 2012 - 01:32 AM.
Please keep all posted images under 500 kB.

[Dralcax]

What does the first joke name say?

[Rahkshi Lalonde]

What does the first joke name say?

This text:

Reads: Rahibreath Wormguts.

[Rahkshi Lalonde]

RT: Retrieve arms from-

YOU HAVE ARMS, THEY"VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME! IT HAS BEEN PREVIOUSLY SHOWN THAT YOU, HAVE, ARMS!

RT: Whoa! Calm down.

you're right, you are absolutely right, no need to go crazy like that.

RT: you seem stressed, maybe you need some sleep?

No way, you just woke up from a long nap.

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Besides, it takes forever to wash that stuff off.

RT: Have a sudden severe style change that alters your entire physical form.

That's just silly, you're still just Rahkshi Turahk. and of course, why would you be anything else? the entire concept is absurd.

CK:Remind me what is a Rahkshi? I've forgotten.

Well, just to recap, All Rahkshi start as slug-like creatures called Kraata, which go through a powerful metamorphosis to become metal-plated lizard-like Rahkshi.

Okay, but how does that happen?

The Lord of the Shadows breeds Kraata for the very purpose of creating Rahkshi. he starts by submerging them in energized protodermis. there, a terrifying transformation occurs. from Kraata slug, to Rahkshi warrior.

That makes sense but-

And they are his servants of shadow, he keeps them deep within his lair, waiting for the perfect opportunity to STRIKE!

Well that's all very nice but what about our story? our heroine?

What? oh, right... ...her.
well,i guess I'll have to save the one on Rahkshi anatomy for some other time.

[Zerothemaster]

well,i guess I'll have to save the one on Rahkshi anatomy for some other time.

yes. please do.

Still, these are my favorite comics in the entire forums. :3

[Rahkshi Lalonde]

Right, back to the girl.

You are once again Rahkshi Turahk. what were you going to do?

RT: Check PC.


You goo over to take a peek at your PERSONAL COMPUTER. the desktop is cluttered with VARIOUS PROGRAM ICONS, and the background is SOMETHING REALLY AWESOME, whatever it is.

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Whoops, incoming call.

RT: Answer mysterious contact.

Oh, he's a mystery all right, you really wish there was a way to avoid this.

RP: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey girl whats up?
RT: Don't you have something better to do?
RP: no not really
RP: nothing better to do than talk to you
RT: Makuta, what is wrong with you? it's like you have this need to be irritating and clingy!
RP: if i seem clingy
RP: maybe its just because i like you?
RP: you are after all
RP: a very attractive lady
RT: That's it,
RT: I'm done here.
RP: no wait!
RP: theres something else i need to tell you!
RT: What?
RP: i think youll find it pretty interesting
RT: What is it?
RP: nuh-uh
RP: youve gotta come here to see
RT: Where's "here"? Do you mean your room?
RP: yup
RT: Why the Karz do you insist on playing these games?
RP: ...
RP: ...
RP: ...
RT: Hello?
RP: you arent here yet
RT: Should I be?
RP: yes! hurry go! go! go!
RT: OK, OK, I'm going!

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Short update is short.
But on the side, enjoy the new index and this quick ms-paint drawing of Turahk .