In a world of wikiness...
A few really awesome heroes will come to meet their destinies...
After they are done shooting fireworks...
And making comics that last one issue...
This is their story...
On the Wiki-Nui mainland...
Cykron: Guys! GUYYYS!!!
*Spawnie walks up to Cykron with Grant-Sud’s mask*
Cykron: Um... *points at mask*
Spawnie: It’s borrowed.
Cykron: I meant the skull inside it.
Spawnie: Cy, me and Cise have a understanding...
Cykron: Someone died!
Spawnie: And you come to ME for some reason...
Cykron: Look, I walked into Toa of Chaos’s hut and I found...
Spawnie: A body? Laying suspiciously under the table with duct tape and cotton swabs jammed into its...
Cykron: No! It was worse.
Spawnie: Oh. What did you find?
Cykron: Oh, and the body.
Cykron: Anyway, I need a way to dispose of...
King Iggy: Noa!!!
King Iggy: He’s still alive!!!
Cykron: Um... Dude, he’s dead.
King Iggy: Noa!!!
Spawnie: We need to get rid of the body.
ToC: I’m not dead...
Cykron: *looks away*
ToC: I feel happy...
King Iggy: He must live!
Spawnie: What planet are you from!? Let the creep perish!
Creep Of The Deep: Wut?
Spawnie: You don’t exist either.
Cykron: Anyway... You can have ToC’s DEAD body, Kingy.
King Iggy: Yus!
Cykron: You can ask him about ancient sprite requests from two years ago or anything you want.
King Iggy: Yeah, but I can’t let my friend go! I must be with him on his level.
Cykron: What do you have in mind?
King Iggy: I must join him.
Spawnie: Best idea you had... ever.
*Kingy lays next to ToC*
King Iggy: Accept me into your kingdom, ToC! Let me join you!
Spawnie: My way is much quicker, dude.
King Iggy: Look, I will NOT let this setback get between our friendship. ToC, where do you want to go?
Cykron: He wants to use a morgue.
Spawnie: He’s starting to stink. Here. *hands over can*
King Iggy: What’s this?
Spawnie: It keeps bodies from stinking.
Cykron: Where do you get this stuff!?
Spawnie: *evil hiss* CANADAAAAaaaaaa......
Cykron: o.O Hey, where did Chaos’s body go!?
Everyone turns and see’s two shapes standing in the *snort* Twilight!
Twilight Avenger: SHUT UP!
Cykron: Who is that?
11: Ha! It is I! Toa 11!!!
Spawnie: Where is Chaos’s body!?
11: It is... safe. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Spawnie: Why are you back in Wiki-Nui, 11?
11: You fools! After the Packer’s won the Super Bowl, I have come to finish the job!
Toa Iggy: What job?
11: To destroy all Steelers fans that dare appose me!
Spawnie: You can have him. *Drags Cykron from behind Kingy and shoves him in front of 11.
11: It’s time to finish this, Cykron.
11: YES!!! *pulls out Kraalix’s stale Hanna Montana cake and crams it into Cykron’s mouth* YES EAT IT! FINISH IT FOR GOOD YOU STUPID FOOL! AHAHAHA!!!
Spawnie: *BOOM* *Reloads shotgun*
11: Gah!! You... you shot me!
11: I—I didn’t see that coming.
Spawnie: Neither did JFK.
11: I—I—Feel... ok, actually.
11: Yeah, and, I can’t why I’m standing here, well, I remember why Cykron is choking on cake but I can’t remember anything besides that. It felt as if someone was controlling my actions...
King Iggy: ...plotline...
Spawnie: Shut up. You’re gonna spoil it.
King Iggy: <
Spawnie: Anyway, what do we do with Cykron?
*Cykron lies twitching on the ground*
11: Is he dead? Did I kill him?
King Iggy: *sniff* I can’t smell his pulse!
Spawnie: He’ll be fine. There are more important things to worry about than him...
*AT AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION...*
???: Rise my son, arise and feel again!
ToC: Uhhhh... I feel weird, like I was dead or something...
???: You were.
ToC: Well, that explains the stink, and the bugs, and Kingnocturnignika.
???: You are now under my control, Toa of Chaos.
ToC: WAIT NO!!... *falls under spell*
???: Now, you must gather those who know about my plan.
ToC: Yes master... They won’t come easily.
???: No problem. After all... It saves me time to kill them together.
Twilight Avenger: SERIOUSLY CYKRON!?!?
Toa Nidhiki05: This isn’t even legal.
Cykron: I will MAKE it legal.
Darth Sideous: SERIOUSLY CYKRON!?!?
Tune in later for another edition of BS01 ADVENTURES: THE UNRELENTING...