Chapter 1: Cupcakes.
Lewa: Hi, everybody, and welcome back to 'Ask Lewa'! I've done a lot during the downtime,
Computer: Translation: I've sat on the couch a lot.
Lewa: Including adopting two new pets, Skirmix and Ratty!
Computer: Translation: A Rock Steed to carry me to the kitchen when I get hungry, and a rat to keep me company while sitting on above mentioned couch.
Lewa: So, let's start awnsering questions!
Computer: Translation: Gimme stuff to awnser before I punch a hole through the wall.
Lewa: Shut up, you piece of ####!!
Computer: ....I think it's better I DON'T translate that....
Lewa: Good! Bring up the first question!
: Dear Lewa:
Do you like My Little Pony Friendship is Magic?
Lewa: Huh? What? (Quickly hides Twilight Sparkle toy) Of course not! What kind of girly person would like that?!
Computer: You.
Lewa: (Whispers) Shut up, you overglamorized toaster oven!
Computer: Lewa is a Brony! Lewa is a Brony!
Lewa: When I get my hands on you-!!
Gali: (Walks in) Lewa, are you threatening the computer again?
Lewa: Um...no?
Gali: (Sighs and leaves)
Lewa: Well, now that you've made a fool out of me in front of Gali, could you just give me the next question?!
Computer: Maybe. Maybe not.
Lewa: What do you expect...an apology?!
Computer: Yes.
Lewa: I'm not going to apologize to a-
Computer: Uh-oh, I put it in the Trash folder by accident. Would be a shame if it were to accidently get deleted forever..,
Lewa: Okay, okay, I'm sorry!
Computer: That's better. Here's your question:
Dear Lewa:
Could you look up and read 'Cupcakes'? I'm sure you'll enjoy it...BWAHAHAHA!! erm, I mean have fun!
Lewa: Well, sure! I don't have any problem reading about Cupcakes!
Computer: Um, Lewa....
Lewa: Nonsense! I'm sure it's just a nice, non-gory story about yummy cupcakes!
Later, after actually READING 'Cupcakes':
Lewa: That was definitely NOT a nice, non-gory story about yummy cupcakes!
Computer: I'm not going to say I told you so, but I SAID TO YOU ACCURATELY!!
Lewa: Oh, shut up...I think I'm going to be sick...
Computer: How can you tell? You're green all over anyway!
Lewa: Ooog, I can't do this...Skirmix, Ratty, you take over and awnser the last question...(Walks off)
Skirmix: Is he gone?
Ratty: I think so.
Skirmix: Well, then, welcome back to The Skirmix Show!
Computer: Oh, may heaven help us!
Skirmix: I'm your host, Skirmix, and this is my co-host, Ratty!
Ratty: We're going to take over 'Ask Lewa' for the last question of the day because of Lewa being stupid enough to read 'Cupcakes'!
Computer: Stupid is right...Let's get this over with.
Dear Lewa:
Why on Earth would you be stupid enough to read 'Cupcakes'?!
Skirmix: Well, it's quite simple. You remember those scenes where the Lewa was swinging through the trees on Mata Nui? Well, he fell a lot.
Ratty: You could say he bumped his head as a child.
Skirmix: 63 times.
Computer: That's it for today.
Skirmix: Well, okay then. Have a good day everybody, and thanks for reading! Remember to send in lots of questions!
Ratty: And to never read 'Cupcakes'!
Word count: 578
Edited by Kung Fu Rahkshi Destroyer, Nov 20 2011 - 10:40 PM.
