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Posted Dec 20 2011 - 11:10 PM

This being my first topic being devoted to the Comedies section of the library, I'm not going to expect it to be a hit. Either way, I concocted this story a week ago when I was considering a holiday special to write. Instead of making a corny holiday romance, I came up with this as the result. Anyway, enjoy.

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Twelve Days of Christmas
by Peach 00

On the first day of Christmas Mata-Nui gave to me,
A Kanohi Ignika in a chamber

On the second day of Christmas Mata-Nui gave to me,
Two dermis turtles
And a Kanohi Ignika in a chamber

On the third day of Christmas Mata-Nui gave to me,
Three elemental powers
Two dermis turtles
And a Kanohi Ignika in a chamber

On the fourth day of Christmas Mata-Nui gave to me,
Four Kanohi dragons
Three elemental powers
Two dermis turtles
And a Kanohi Ignika in a chamber

On the fifth day of Christmas Mata-Nui gave to me,
Five energy hounds
Four Kanohi dragons
Three elemental powers
Two dermis turtles
And a Kanohi Ignika in a chamber

On the sixth day of Christmas Mata-Nui gave to me,
Six ussal crabs
Five energy hounds
Four Kanohi dragons
Three elemental powers
Two dermis turtles
And a Kanohi Ignika in a chamber

On the seventh day of Christmas Mata-Nui gave to me,
Seven zamor launchers
Six ussal crabs
Five energy hounds
Four Kanohi dragons
Three elemental powers
Two dermis turtles
And a Kanohi Ignika in a chamber

On the eighth day of Christmas Mata-Nui gave to me,
Eight Kanohi Haus
Seven zamor launchers
Six ussal crabs
Five energy hounds
Four Kanohi dragons
Three elemental powers
Two dermis turtles
And a Kanohi Ignika in a chamber

On the ninth day of Christmas Mata-Nui gave to me,
Nine Dark Hunters
Eight Kanohi Haus
Seven zamor launchers
Six ussal crabs
Five energy hounds
Four Kanohi dragons
Three elemental powers
Two dermis turtles
And a Kanohi Ignika in a chamber

On the tenth day of Christmas Mata-Nui gave to me,
Ten Brotherhood members
Nine Dark Hunters
Eight Kanohi Haus
Seven zamor launchers
Six ussal crabs
Five energy hounds
Four Kanohi dragons
Three elemental powers
Two dermis turtles
And a Kanohi Ignika in a chamber

On the eleventh day of Christmas Mata-Nui gave to me,
Eleven Matoran spheres
Ten Brotherhood members
Nine Dark Hunters
Eight Kanohi Haus
Seven zamor launchers
Six ussal crabs
Five energy hounds
Four Kanohi dragons
Three elemental powers
Two dermis turtles
And a Kanohi Ignika in a chamber

On the twelfth day of Christmas Mata-Nui gave to me,
Twelve Mata-Nui robots
Eleven Matoran spheres
Ten Brotherhood members
Nine Dark Hunters
Eight Kanohi Haus
Seven zamor launchers
Six ussal crabs
Five energy hounds
Four Kanohi dragons
Three elemental powers
Two dermis turtles
And a Kanohi Ignika in a chamber

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The word count for the song is over 300, just to make it a valid post.

C&C are welcome, I hope you enjoyed it. :)

Edited by Peach 00, Dec 20 2011 - 11:47 PM.

All the rowboats, in the paintings 

They keep trying to row away

And the captains' worried faces

Stay contorted and staring at the waves

 

They keep hanging in their golden frames

For forever, forever and a day

All the rowboats, in oil paintings

They keep trying to row away, row away

 

~:~

 

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