The master of chaos, and creator of evil masterminds!.... BIOBEAST99
And some other guy, The Dark Chronicler, I think that was his name.
This comedy is based off of our RPG characters, but if you don't play the BZPRPG, don't worry! The story has no connections to it, except the included characters.
Plus, as an added bonus, expect a Comical commercial in the center of each chapter!
BioBeast has decided my 'Post whenever' deadline for chapters won't work for this, so expect a new chapter monthly.
So now, I present for your reading...
Miha flopped down in the grass under a large tree, thinking to herself about how wonderful the day was. The sun was out and shining brightly, illuminating the entire park.
A small squirrel Rahi skittered past happily, holding a large nut in it's mouth.
Miha watched the creature, before acting.
The Rahi ran as fast as it could as the Matoran chased after it, trying to catch it.
The little squirrel was fast, but Miha was faster. Grabbing the little Rahi, she shouted. "Hey Virthee, check out what I caught!"
From nearby, where he was talking to Berani, the Toa of fire dashed over. "What is it Miha?"
"I caught this!" She held up the creature, which had a little foam dripping from it's mouth.
"Miha, you had better let that Rahi go, it looks rather... ill."
"Ok, but I want to show Tethrah and Icarin first!"
"Miha, you really should let it go quickly."
Two large, sad eyes stared up at Virthee. "Please?"
Virthee sighed, knowing he couldn't win. "Alright, but be quick about it."
Miha ran off to show the other two Toa, with Virthee shaking his head. He didn't understand why she couldn't just play with something safe.
The Le-Matoran ran up to Tethrah, waving the creature around wildly. "Tethrah, Tethrah! Check out what I caught."
The Toa of stone turned his head to look at the creature, which stared back with savage eyes. "Aww, it's so cute! You must have caught it in the middle of brushing it's teeth." He pointed at the foam.
"Yeah, I think I did." Miha laughed, running off to show Icarin.
"Icarin, check this out!" Miha shouted, and the Toa of ice cringed.
"What is it this time Miha?" The Toa asked. "Going to try to kill me again? Take over the world again? Or dare I even suggest,” Icarin shuddered. “Try cooking again?"
"No, not today. Today I caught a Rahi!" She held up the rabid creature for Icarin to see.
"Eugh, that thing has rabies!"
"A highly deadly disease." Icarin explained.
"Oh, is that why Virthee said I should let it go?"
"Yes, now get that disgusting creature away from me!"
"Well, Virthee said I should let him go." Miha replied, a small grin growing on her face.
Icarin screamed as the rabid animal was thrown into his face.
"Get it off of me! Virthee! Help!"
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As the commercial fades, a chunk of the roof falls, hitting the being over the head.
The Toa of fire ran over, grabbing the creature and letting it down on the ground.
The rabbid squirrel dashed off into the bushes, leaving the other Toa unharmed.
"Icarin, you really should be more careful with wild animals!" Virthee exclaimed.
Icarin snarled at Miha. "She threw the thing at me!"
Tethrah walked up laughing. "I saw the whole thing! The creature leaped from Miha's arms all the way up on his face!"
"She attacked me with it!" Icarin protested.
Virthee shook his head, laughing. "Icarin, be serious. She wouldn't do something like that!"
"SHE DID!" Icarin screamed, angry no one believed him.
"No I didn't, you wanted to see it, so I loosened my grip, then it attacked you." Miha smiled, looking innocent.
Virthee shook his head. "Come on, all of you. We should be heading back home."
Icarin and Miha glared daggers at each other.
"I'll go find Berani, then we can go." Virthee commented. "And Icarin, you really should apologize for accusing Miha like that."
As Virthee walked off, MIha's smile grew. "I wonder why it attacked you?"
"I can give a reason, you no goo-" Icarin began.
"I bet it was because you interrupted him brushing his teeth." Tethrah suggested. "I know I would be mad if it happened to me."
Chronn watched the four Toa and and a Matoran leave the park, they held no interest to him. His job was a simple one. Someone was plotting to take over the world, and they were in this town. Wherever they were, whoever they were, Chronn would catch them, and bring them down.
Suddenly, a savage squirrel lept out of the bushes at him with blinding speed.
In one swift motion, Chronn's staff struck the squirrel and sent it flying into the air.
Nearby, the squirrel landed on Icarin, who started screaming again.
Chronn took no notice, keeping his eyes open for any suspicious behavior. "You're going to slip up, and when you do, I'm going to find you."
"Why are you talking to that tree?" A Toa of fire asked. "The bushes are much better listeners."
"What?" Chronn remarked, staring at the strange Toa.
"Yeah, the trees are rude and ignore you, but not the bushes!"
"Who are you?" Questioned Chronn.
The Toa suddenly grabbed and shook Chronn's hand. "My names Fiva, nice to meet you, Treetalker."
"My name is Chronn, you moron. I've been sent to hunt down a suspected evil mastermind in the area."
"Really? I'm one of the local police!"
"Oh Mata Nui, please let it not be true." Chronn begged.
"Here, see my badge!" Fiva laughed, showing the badge to Chronn.
"I'm not getting payed enough for this."
"Want a Taco?"
Edited by The Dark Chronicler, Oct 14 2011 - 10:59 AM.