Chapter 37: Plushie?
"Oh! Hey look! A squishy toy store!" Karo mumbled happily as they walked out of the alleyway that they had just destroyed. Obviously, no one was inside. Karo had practically robbed all the money, and then jumped out the window.
"Well, first of all, its called a Plushie, not a squishy," Tahu said. He walked over, and saw a Panda toy. Except this Panda was holding a gladius, shield and had a helmet on its face. If Tahu didn't know better, he would have thought it was plastic. Tahu did know better. Karo, however, did not. He walked over, took off the helmet, and put it on his head.
"Does it fit?" He mumbled as the Panda stood up, and lifted his sword.
"Karo, look out!" Tahu Nuva said as he did nothing.
".....I'm not in a box. I can't look out," Karo said as he walked forwards by a step. The Panda's sword sliced where Karo was standing milliseconds later, making no sound as it cut through the ground. Both Tahu's stared horrified.
"Ok, I know I'm not the cleverest person in the world, but I ain't stupid. No need to be horrified at my....so-called stupidity," Karo told them, "In fact, I actually find it rude! I think I deserve an apology!" Appalled, both Tahu's stared at him, there mouths wide open, then back at the Panda, whose mouth was wide open to. And then Tahu Nuva looked back at Karo, and if his mouth hadn't had a limit, it would have been large enough to swallow a turtle.
"You have to be Chomping kidding me! Are you that stupid!?" The Panda said.
"Eeek!" Karo shrieked as he spun around, "Shoo! Go away!"
"You took my helmet, and then disrupted me from my sleep. I need my helmet back."
"Umm, I don't know if you realized, but your cheap plastic helmet is my helmet now."
".........What the Chomp?"
Takanuva: With you being the 7 feet tall guy, I would have expected you to be coming at me.
Jousting Beaver: Well....everyone bullies me! They come at ME! SO COME AT ME!
Takanuva:......Ok, I'm seriously starting to regret this. First, I have to listen to your music. Then, you transform into a Toa far larger than me. Finally, your voice turns from super high to super low.
Jousting Beaver: Yes! Because I am here, to kill you!
Takanuva:....No, I came here to kill you until you ruined my plan.
Jousting Beaver: Oh, oh. But I'm still here to kill you! And all the other Bionicles!
Takanuva: Well, maybe if I.......
Jousting Beaver: You gonna run, huh? You little *****!
Takanuva: Good bye.
He sprinted out of the hall. Jousting Beaver, being much larger, got there quicker. Takanuva simply ran through his legs, however. As he did so, Takanuva blasted a weak beam of light at Jousting Beaver's groin. Nothing happened.
Takanuva: I knew it! There's nothing there!
Jousting Beaver: Ah!
Takanuva sprinted out of the alley, followed by Jousting Beaver. Pretty weird with 2 toys running across a hallway. Guards tried to stop them. Takanuva simply ran right past them, while JB sprayed water onto the floor. They all slipped, landing on their bums. Well, except for the majority of them sleeping in the corners of the hall with earphones plugged in trying to ignore the sound. So they all ignored the hundreds of people screaming and shouting inside, running to take pictures and videos to upload them to SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE
like an annoying SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE
Takanuva smashed into the exit, and ran out into a dark alleyway. A bunch of people holding packets of white stuff, boxes of beer, and guns stopped him.
Bad Gangstah: Yo' Little man! Ya got sum business goin' on huh?
Takanuva: Yeah. I have Justin Bieber, or rather his evil personality and ugly body chasing me.
Takanuva: Can you kill him?
Bad Gangstah: *Turns around* We rollin' out, boys. Got a mission.
Takanuva: Also, why is your name tag 'Gangstah' and not 'Gangster'?
Bad Gangstah: Cos its Gangstah, bruh!
He held up his phone and tweeted something. All the other people took out their phones and retweeted it back.
Takanuva: GTA much.
Bad Gangstah: We got infinite ammo, flying cars, and when we cut our hair, it grows longer.
Takanuva:.......Ok. Can you guys just, go on and kill Justin Bieber?
Bad Gangstah: Alrighty yo'.
He drove out, Takanuva hanging on to the hood of the car.
Takanuva: That was easy.
Bad Gangstah: Where is he?
Jousting Beaver: *Sprays hood with water*
Takanuva: The ugly one over there.
Jousting Beaver: *Sprays more water on hood which starts smoking*
Bad Gangstah: BOYS, GET DAT OUTTA HERE!
They all jumped through the windows, ignoring the well placed doors, while Takanuva dropped to the ground.
Takanuva: Wow, your car sucks. Other people wash cars with water. Yours explode by water.
Bad Gangstah: Dawg, at least it be fast.
Takanuva: At making after-explosions?
Car: *Afterexplodes. Jousting Beaver looks at it*
Random other Gangstah: ~Cool guys don't look at explosions~
Jousting Beaver: DANGIT!
Takanuva: So.......I thought you had cheats, or hacks, whatever. Can't you just make a new car, or heal them or some dumb thing?
Bad Gangstah: Yo, dawg, you stupid? That only works in da' games, bruh! Not in the streets, homie!
Takanuva: I...expected as much. And I'm not your Homer.....
Jousting Beaver: Oh, so even humans dare stand against MIGHTY ME?!?!?!
Bad Gangstah: Boys, shoot him!
The Gangsters shoot him.
Bad Gangstah: Its 'Gangstah!' and not 'Gangster'. You got dat bruh?
I don't see the difference, but......ok, fine. The Gangstah's shot him.
Takanuva: Yeah! Die, you little punk!
The bullets simply ricocheted off, doing practically nothing thanks to Jousting Beaver's armor.
Jousting Beaver: Fool. I am a Bionicle - your puny human weapons cannot kill me!
Bad Gangstah: Shoot his groin!
Jousting Beaver: HAHAHAHA! FOOLS! I HAVE NOTHING THERE! HAAHAHAHAHA.......I don't think I'm supposed to be happy about that, right?
In the BW.....
"What?" Karo said as he gripped his helmet tighter, "You aren't thinking about stealing it, right...?" Just then, JL walked into the wrecked store, and looked at the others, and then the Panda, and then at Karo.
"I give you 10 seconds to do something, and you end up finding the Imperial Panda, stealing his helmet, and then waltzing out like a fool? Just 1 thing to do, and you let your butt off of it!"
"What did I do?" Karo said.
"You reawakened an ancient hero, and then took his helmet. Disgrace to Toa-Kind! Hero to stupidity! Savior for the foolish!" JL shrieked as he facepalmed. The Imperial Panda walked up.
"You know me?" It asked. JL nodded. "So then the war is over?" He asked again. JL looked at him blankly.
"Dude, you got skinned like, 3000 years ago. Of course the war is over! Look at yourself! You're just a plushie now! With your old weapons and armor! How you even got here, I don't know."
"Oh, right. I'm a little sketchy on remembering things, after they replaced my brain with fluff."
"It happens, especially when your brain is a rock."
Edited by McSmeag, Mar 09 2012 - 05:03 PM.