How To Live An Exciting Life!
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And now, continuing on with the story.......
Chapter 16: Desmond Tiny and the Fatty
Note: I have managed to complete my new personal writing style, using Prose to describe everything except for what people say and/or think.
Gresh continued across the massive yellow world which was dotted with signs saying "Honey Here!", trying to find Winnie the Pooh's mental manifestation. Each step brought him closer to doom - at the hands of the honey core of this honey planet. Each time he walked, his step went 'Slunk!' and was usually stuck inside the honey floor. He had tried sprinting for a short while. Gresh had felt like a ninja for approximately 10 seconds, as if he was running across water. He had then fainted for around, what, 3 hours? 4? Gresh had no idea. Last time he was in a mind, what seemed like hours had turned out to be just minutes. However, maybe it was just a side-effect. Of being dead.
Gresh, mentally tired, looked around for some clues. He had been walking across just a honey world now. Honey apartments with no moving things other than the honey falling back to the ground was there. Honey volcanos spewing hot honey was there. There was even a storm brewing over a honey sea, which hadn't really looked much different from the Honey land. As Gresh continued walking slowly, he spotted a small house. Finally! Gresh started running towards it.
After what seemed like hours later, Gresh still hadn't reached it. Each time Gresh saw it, he thought that it was moving away. It probably was. As Gresh walked over to it, he fainted, his regular mind suffering near insanity. Meanwhile....
Furno 2.0: Gresh got in, I guess.
Stormer 2.0: Its 2 seconds now.
Stormer 2.0: 3 seconds.
Furno 2.0: Wow. I wonder how long do we need to take for Gresh to finish. Maybe Nuju was right. We won't be attacked anymore.
Suddenly, a white flash appeared, and an avatar of Gresh wrapped in robes probably best used for celestial beings popped out of a dazed Winnie the Pooh, looking like he was insane.
Winnie the Pooh: Retreat! Retreat! We must retreat!
Stormer 2.0: ._.
Furno 2.0: o_o I guess Nuju was right... we aren't going to be attacked......
The Furry 5 retreat, sliding off ropes from the balcony like a SWAT team.
Over at the other side of the room, a victory cheer came up.
The Apartment Inhabitants: The Apartment! Yeah!
Nuju walked over to where Stormer 2.0, Furno 2.0 and the ghost of Gresh was standing. Gresh was now no longer in his robes.
Toa Nuju: How did it go? What happened?
Gresh: You won't believe what happened. I was in his mind for hours! It was torture! But then. I think I got brain cancer, then-
Stormer 2.0: Wait, what? It was just 4 seconds! You weren't in there for hours!
Gresh: Well, it seemed like it.
Furno 2.0: You know what that means, don't you.....
Furno 2.0: You're gonna be supremely old!
Gresh: Wait, Wha? No! Thats just wrong. Anyways, let me continue.........
Flashback to 2 seconds/3 hours ago.....
Gresh dropped like a stone. He felt like his non-existent brain was getting pummeled by primal Bionicles, and a hole in the Honey opened up to encase him. As he fell, he slipped into unconsciousness, only to have a vision. In front of him were 2 beings, standing in a plain white world.
Being 1: Gresh, do you know why you are here?
Gresh: .... No?
Being 2: Gresh, do you know why you aren't here?
Gresh: Uhhhhh.... I'm not?
Being 1: (Conversing with Being 2) It seems like his brain expectations are a bit .... low. We'll have to improvise.
Being 1: I am Destiny. You may call me Destiny.
Being 2: Or Desmond Tiny!
Destiny: Shut up!
Being 2: I am Fate. You may call me Majestic Fate.
Destiny: Or Fatty. Hehehe.
Gresh: Wait, Destiny? Fate? What on earth?
Destiny: Improvise! Improvise!
Fate: Yes. We are the manifestations of Fate and Destiny. We owned noobs everywhere, and we control a lot of things. You're fate and destiny, Gresh, requires great skill. For that, we must tell you of your talents.
Gresh:....... I have talents?
Destiny: You are in a mind-state, right?
Gresh: No.... I'm dead.
Fate: Well, then, you can enter other people's mind?
Destiny: Then yes. You have the talents.
Gresh: You speak to me as if I'm some kind of savior or something..... as if I have talents...
Gresh: Then why, on earth, do those chubby noobs back at the Apartment say I'm an cool dude?
Stormer 2.0: Wait, what? You told the 2 manifestations of Destiny and Fate...... that we insult you? What the heck!
Furno 2.0: Do you know what might happen? They can just say a sentence, and then we might lose our one chance to get a Xbox 360! What's wrong with you, man!
Gresh:...... Gaming addicts.
Destiny: Its called life, cool dude.
Fate: Anyways, you are in a state we call "Transowneder." You have the ability to enter a persons mind, and then, do anything your mind can imagine.
Destiny: For example, if you imagined a shield and you could summon it, a shield would appear while you are inside a persons mind.
Fate: Any time you are in the Real World, however, you will not be able to control items.
Gresh: So, I am basically a god while in a mind.
Fate: Yes. But be one with care - tamper with Fate and Destiny, and you may suffer.
Gresh: Uhhhh... I won't.
Destiny: We will be leaving now. It is time for you to go. You still have a long destiny with your friends!
Gresh:...... You mean us calling the Fire Lord a nubname?
Fate: Don't worry. You'll find out!
Gresh: Wait! One more thing! Whats the difference between Fate and Destiny?
Destiny: (Whisper) Improvise! Improvise!
Fate: We don't have time! We'll be sending someone to tell you!!!
After the sentence, Gresh felt nausea as if his entire world had been turned around. He looked up. The honey house was far away.
Gresh: Well, here goes nothing. HNGGGGGGGGGNGNGNGNGHHHHHHGGG! ! !
Gresh: HGNGNGNNGGGHGNNNNNNGNGNG! !!
Gresh: Those lieing Celestial Beings. They said I could do anything in a mind! Hmph. Ugh, now I have to walk a infinite distance. Great. I just wish that house was in front of me....
The house is suddenly in front of him.
Gresh: Wow! Beast!
Furno 2.0: Wow. It actually worked? You actually got a skill?
Stormer 2.0: Well, you should get some more skills... but first, get a life.
Toa Nuju: Hehehe.
Furno 2.0: So, what happened next?
Stormer 2.0: And how will we know whats the difference between Fate and Destiny?
Gresh: Here, let me google that for you.
Toa Nuju: Remember to scroll down the the bottom.
Stormer 2.0: Don't you know? All the best stuff is always AT THE BOTTOM!
Gresh: Yeah, well, my bottom isn't the best part of my body. It usually makes noises, and creates brown stuff.
Furno 2.0: What happened next? You know, not your body, in the mind.
Gresh: Oh, uh, I found Pooh, I made him think he had to go to [CENSORED LOCATION], and when he resisted, I took away all his honey from his honey world.
Furno 2.0: Huh. So, I guess to get a Xbox, we have to go to [CENSORED LOCATION] and fight them, huh?
AT THE BOTTOM......
The window was open. Outside, a storm was brewing. Waves lapped up the shores, clouds moved fast, and thunder rumbled. Furno 3.0 looked up at the sky. But as the thunder rumbled once more and lightning flashed in his eyes. a new being was standing on the edge of the window, high above Furno. He looked down at Furno 3.0. Furno had a new body, but a old mind. But he didn't recall anything about a new Toa, or a visiting one. Must be something before his time. The visitor looked down. He had black, silver and white armor. On one hand was a amazing sword. On the other was some kind of gun. His armor held red wings. The new guy looked down at Furno 3.0, and then raised his hand.
DUN DUN DUN! !! Guess who the guy is in the sneak peak!
Also, everyone check out all the other great comedies coming soon, such as Aftermath 2 with additional Purple Parts, Lost Forgotten Souls, Its a Mad House! and loads more!
So, I'll seeyah all later.
Edited by Jl1223 X, Oct 16 2011 - 03:26 PM.