Starts where the old comedy ended. You can find it in my sig.
As always since I'm French, feel free to point out any grammar mistake. You'll help me improving my English
Chapter 6: Breakout
Takanuva (still writing): "We've been captured by the Zglorff. We hope to get some help from Ehlekdude."
Gali: Author, since you're the one who writes the story, make us escape from this darned planet!
Me: It's not that simple... Just wait and see.
Pohatu: A good way to spend time is joking.
Lewa: Oh yes! I know a good joke! What is orange, fat, and with a rock instead of a brain?
Pohatu: hmm... me?
Pohatu: Knocks Lewa.
Takanuva: "Suddenly, the ground is shaking."
Onua: Oh right. Trust me, I'm an expert.
Kopaka: Looks through the window.
Pohatu: What's up buddy?
Kopaka: It seems our cell is... flying through space.
A hatch opens in the ground and Ehlekdude goes out.
Ehlekdude: Guess what?
Onua: You saved us?
Onua: Tell me how!
Ehlekdude: I glued all the guardians, and the Zglorff king on his throne. Then I repaired our spaceship and glued the cell on it. And there we go!
Kopaka: You could help us in a lot of simpler ways.
Tahu: Throws Kopaka through the window.
Tahu: He's so annoying.
Pohatu: Knocks Tahu.
Gali: By the way, who is piloting the ship?
Ehlekdude: It's me, let's see.
Gali: But you're talking with us!
Ehlekdude: Oh right!!!
The ship crashes.
Pohatu: Looks through the window.
Gali: Where are we?
Pohatu: We're floating on the sea around Mata Nui... but Mata Nui is destroyed now.
Mata Nui (materializing in the cell): What are you saying? I'm alive, orange noob!
Pohatu: I meant the island, keetorange noob. How did you manage to get here?
Mata Nui: It doesn't matter. What's keetorange?
Pohatu: Doesn't matter.
Me: So we're on the sea of Aqua Magna. We're so far from our city and my castle. But at least we're on Spherus Magna.
Lewa: *wakes up* Looks like we're floating.
Lewa: Which means my bath is ready! *jumps through the window and falls in the sea*
Onua: I can't leave this fool alone in the sea. *jumps out*
Gali: I am the expert of sea! *jumps out*
Pohatu: Don't leave me with this keetorange noob! *jumps out*
Mata Nui: I must kill him. *jumps out, again*
Me: Well Ehlekdude, I guess we should jump out too.
Ehlekdude: Agreed. *we jump out*
Takanuva: "jumps out"
Now that everyone is swimming in the sea...
Pohatu: Help! I can't swim!
Mata Nui: Wow I don't need to kill him myself.
Pohatu: curses Mata Nui and drowns.
Takanuva: "We already lost two Toa."
Lewa: And I'll soon be the third! A tentacle grabbed me!
Gali: fires Nynrah stuff underwater.
Onua: Show your face if you're a man, monster!
Kalmah: Who called me a monster?
Me: You still have tentacles?
Kalmah: Yep. Tentacles are cool. Is this guy Ehlek?
Ehlekdude: No I'm Ehlekdude.
Kalmah: But you're an ugly green monster like Ehlek.
Ehlekdude: And you're a silly.
Gali: Let's swim, the coast is near!
Three hours later...
Takanuva: "We finally reached the coast."
Lewa: How can you swim and write at the same time?
Gali: Oh my god!
Mata Nui: The only god here is me.
Lewa: What's happening, Gali?
Gali: We forgot Tahu!
Lewa: Who cares? He's annoying, like Kopaka.
Gali: slaps Lewa.
Onua: I found a truck! Let's go to our city!
Gali: Where have you found it?
Onua: I stole it.
Lewa: Look! A police car!
Onua: Let's go!
Everyone jumps in the truck and they go away, followed by the policeman.
Gali: I'm not sure this is a good idea to have Onua as driver.
Onua: I'm an expert.
Gali: Let me drive!
Onua: I said no!
The truck misses a turn and falls in a pit.
Me: Don't worry, we'll survive.
Me: 'Cause I'm the Author.
Using my awesome powers (again), wings appear on the truck's sides.
Gali: What about the policeman?
Me: Oh, I guess he crashed.
Takanuva: "The truck is flying towards our city."
Many hours later...
Tamaru: There's a winged truck in the sky!
Tamaru: I don't know.
The truck crashes on the Author's castle.
Me: Onua! You are the biggest noob driver of the world!
Onua: Well at least we're back.
The Toa and Mata Nui jump out and go to see friends and homes again, leaving the Author, Ehlekdude and Kalmah in the semi-destroyed castle. A surprise is waiting the Author.
Me: Narrator! What are you doing in my living-room, watching TV and eating pop-corn?
Narrator: I was bored.
Me: Okay. Welcome back. Now start working!
Ehlekdude: Oh no... Mister Pointless is back...
Narrator: Goodbye everyone! Keep looking around for the next chapter, because it will feature a new Hero.
Lake Eternity: What about me?
Me: Don't worry.
Word count: 801
Edited by Onewa7, Jan 15 2012 - 10:08 AM.